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kokabiel24

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My a/c went out last night and I went downstairs to my neighbor's apt to see if I could stay the night there. I knew she was a Christian, but not that she was a rabid zealot one. I would soon find out. She had icons all over the place. She immediately told me she wanted to "witness" to me but I said I grew up in the Baptist church and I understand what I reject. She told me she thought I was "evil" since I was a witch! She doesn't even know me well, she certainly doesn't know I'm a Satanist either. How fucking ARROGANT those Christians are, and their gods aren't even real! Anyhow, she said then that if I WAS evil, I couldn't have stepped through her door because she had sprinkled "holy water" all over the place! She then said she was going to "throw some holy water" on me before we went to bed to make sure I wasn't a demon! I thought, yeah, I'm not staying here, a/c or not! I thought, give me that damn holy water--I'll drink the whole fucking vial. Then I thought, no let her throw it on me--then I can scream, "It BURNS! It BURNS!!!" and then double over laughing.....anyway, the a/c man came and so I was spared the agony of staying in a hot apartment. That crazy bitch even told me she thinks everyone who has "heard the word but not believed" would burn burn burn in Hell Hell Hell forever and ever AMEN! LORD JESUS LET IT BE SO!!! She is just as crazy as a soup sandwich, they ALL are. I sure wish I could tell her "I gave my soul to Satan, and you let me inside. So your "God" is IMPOTENT!" ha ha ha ha ha. Oh my, just another fun-filled day in Jesusland...
 
HAHAHAHA!!As if the title wasn't funny enough, the behavior of the xian bitch is even more hilarious.

"She then said she was going to "throw some holy water" on me before we went to bed to make sure I wasn't a demon!"

ROTFLMAO!!

It would be better if you did what you thought in front of her and see how she reacts!!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "kokabiel24" <moonshadow48@... wrote:

My a/c went out last night and I went downstairs to my neighbor's apt to see if I could stay the night there. I knew she was a Christian, but not that she was a rabid zealot one. I would soon find out. She had icons all over the place. She immediately told me she wanted to "witness" to me but I said I grew up in the Baptist church and I understand what I reject. She told me she thought I was "evil" since I was a witch! She doesn't even know me well, she certainly doesn't know I'm a Satanist either. How fucking ARROGANT those Christians are, and their gods aren't even real! Anyhow, she said then that if I WAS evil, I couldn't have stepped through her door because she had sprinkled "holy water" all over the place! She then said she was going to "throw some holy water" on me before we went to bed to make sure I wasn't a demon! I thought, yeah, I'm not staying here, a/c or not! I thought, give me that damn holy water--I'll drink the whole fucking vial. Then I thought, no let her throw it on me--then I can scream, "It BURNS! It BURNS!!!" and then double over laughing.....anyway, the a/c man came and so I was spared the agony of staying in a hot apartment. That crazy bitch even told me she thinks everyone who has "heard the word but not believed" would burn burn burn in Hell Hell Hell forever and ever AMEN! LORD JESUS LET IT BE SO!!! She is just as crazy as a soup sandwich, they ALL are. I sure wish I could tell her "I gave my soul to Satan, and you let me inside. So your "God" is IMPOTENT!" ha ha ha ha ha. Oh my, just another fun-filled day in Jesusland...
 
<td val[/IMG]It is a very sick spell,that her and most of our Gentile brothers and sisters are under.That is why it is vitally important,that we keep bombarding these sick fuck kikes,with all the Satanic energy we can muster.
Hail Satan
Brian

--- On Sat, 9/3/11, kokabiel24 <moonshadow48@... wrote:
From: kokabiel24 <moonshadow48@...
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Close Encounters of the Xian Nut Kind...
To: [email protected]
Date: Saturday, September 3, 2011, 2:13 PM

  My a/c went out last night and I went downstairs to my neighbor's apt to see if I could stay the night there. I knew she was a Christian, but not that she was a rabid zealot one. I would soon find out. She had icons all over the place. She immediately told me she wanted to "witness" to me but I said I grew up in the Baptist church and I understand what I reject. She told me she thought I was "evil" since I was a witch! She doesn't even know me well, she certainly doesn't know I'm a Satanist either. How fucking ARROGANT those Christians are, and their gods aren't even real! Anyhow, she said then that if I WAS evil, I couldn't have stepped through her door because she had sprinkled "holy water" all over the place! She then said she was going to "throw some holy water" on me before we went to bed to make sure I wasn't a demon! I thought, yeah, I'm not staying here, a/c or not! I thought, give me that damn holy water--I'll drink the whole fucking vial. Then I thought, no let her throw it on me--then I can scream, "It BURNS! It BURNS!!!" and then double over laughing.....anyway, the a/c man came and so I was spared the agony of staying in a hot apartment. That crazy bitch even told me she thinks everyone who has "heard the word but not believed" would burn burn burn in Hell Hell Hell forever and ever AMEN! LORD JESUS LET IT BE SO!!! She is just as crazy as a soup sandwich, they ALL are. I sure wish I could tell her "I gave my soul to Satan, and you let me inside. So your "God" is IMPOTENT!" ha ha ha ha ha. Oh my, just another fun-filled day in Jesusland...
[/TD]
 
LOL! "IT BURNS!! IT BURNS!!" :D


--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "kokabiel24" <moonshadow48@... wrote:

My a/c went out last night and I went downstairs to my neighbor's apt to see if I could stay the night there. I knew she was a Christian, but not that she was a rabid zealot one. I would soon find out. She had icons all over the place. She immediately told me she wanted to "witness" to me but I said I grew up in the Baptist church and I understand what I reject. She told me she thought I was "evil" since I was a witch! She doesn't even know me well, she certainly doesn't know I'm a Satanist either. How fucking ARROGANT those Christians are, and their gods aren't even real! Anyhow, she said then that if I WAS evil, I couldn't have stepped through her door because she had sprinkled "holy water" all over the place! She then said she was going to "throw some holy water" on me before we went to bed to make sure I wasn't a demon! I thought, yeah, I'm not staying here, a/c or not! I thought, give me that damn holy water--I'll drink the whole fucking vial. Then I thought, no let her throw it on me--then I can scream, "It BURNS! It BURNS!!!" and then double over laughing.....anyway, the a/c man came and so I was spared the agony of staying in a hot apartment. That crazy bitch even told me she thinks everyone who has "heard the word but not believed" would burn burn burn in Hell Hell Hell forever and ever AMEN! LORD JESUS LET IT BE SO!!! She is just as crazy as a soup sandwich, they ALL are. I sure wish I could tell her "I gave my soul to Satan, and you let me inside. So your "God" is IMPOTENT!" ha ha ha ha ha. Oh my, just another fun-filled day in Jesusland...
 
But you know, Brian, I don't even have to curse her--she is a very pathetic loser of a person, she is a gutter alcoholic who had to go to the hospital twice to get the vodka flushed out, her husband left her and she doesn't have a job. I feel they curse themselves in the long-run...of course, my GD is going to do his part to scare her! HS.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Brian Gibbons <briangibbons20@... wrote:

It is a very sick spell,that her and most of our Gentile brothers and sisters are under.That is why it is vitally important,that we keep bombarding these sick fuck kikes,with all the Satanic energy we can muster.
Hail Satan
Brian

--- On Sat, 9/3/11, kokabiel24 <moonshadow48@... wrote:

From: kokabiel24 <moonshadow48@...
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Close Encounters of the Xian Nut Kind...
To: [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]
Date: Saturday, September 3, 2011, 2:13 PM
















 









My a/c went out last night and I went downstairs to my neighbor's apt to see if I could stay the night there. I knew she was a Christian, but not that she was a rabid zealot one. I would soon find out. She had icons all over the place. She immediately told me she wanted to "witness" to me but I said I grew up in the Baptist church and I understand what I reject. She told me she thought I was "evil" since I was a witch! She doesn't even know me well, she certainly doesn't know I'm a Satanist either. How fucking ARROGANT those Christians are, and their gods aren't even real! Anyhow, she said then that if I WAS evil, I couldn't have stepped through her door because she had sprinkled "holy water" all over the place! She then said she was going to "throw some holy water" on me before we went to bed to make sure I wasn't a demon! I thought, yeah, I'm not staying here, a/c or not! I thought, give me that damn holy water--I'll drink the whole
fucking vial. Then I thought, no let her throw it on me--then I can scream, "It BURNS! It BURNS!!!" and then double over laughing.....anyway, the a/c man came and so I was spared the agony of staying in a hot apartment. That crazy bitch even told me she thinks everyone who has "heard the word but not believed" would burn burn burn in Hell Hell Hell forever and ever AMEN! LORD JESUS LET IT BE SO!!! She is just as crazy as a soup sandwich, they ALL are. I sure wish I could tell her "I gave my soul to Satan, and you let me inside. So your "God" is IMPOTENT!" ha ha ha ha ha. Oh my, just another fun-filled day in Jesusland...
 
I've noticed muslims are WAY more ignorant than xians. My mother found out I'm a Satanist, and immediately assumed that we sacrifice people and animals...... 


HAIL SATAN!!!
Hail the Almighty Gods of Duat!!
Sami
On 3 Sep 2011, at 15:43, "diznit26" <diznit26@... wrote:
  HAHAHAHA!!As if the title wasn't funny enough, the behavior of the xian bitch is even more hilarious.

"She then said she was going to "throw some holy water" on me before we went to bed to make sure I wasn't a demon!"

ROTFLMAO!!

It would be better if you did what you thought in front of her and see how she reacts!!

--- [/IMG][email protected][/email][/url], "kokabiel24" <moonshadow48@... wrote:

My a/c went out last night and I went downstairs to my neighbor's apt to see if I could stay the night there. I knew she was a Christian, but not that she was a rabid zealot one. I would soon find out. She had icons all over the place. She immediately told me she wanted to "witness" to me but I said I grew up in the Baptist church and I understand what I reject. She told me she thought I was "evil" since I was a witch! She doesn't even know me well, she certainly doesn't know I'm a Satanist either. How fucking ARROGANT those Christians are, and their gods aren't even real! Anyhow, she said then that if I WAS evil, I couldn't have stepped through her door because she had sprinkled "holy water" all over the place! She then said she was going to "throw some holy water" on me before we went to bed to make sure I wasn't a demon! I thought, yeah, I'm not staying here, a/c or not! I thought, give me that damn holy water--I'll drink the whole fucking vial. Then I thought, no let her throw it on me--then I can scream, "It BURNS! It BURNS!!!" and then double over laughing.....anyway, the a/c man came and so I was spared the agony of staying in a hot apartment. That crazy bitch even told me she thinks everyone who has "heard the word but not believed" would burn burn burn in Hell Hell Hell forever and ever AMEN! LORD JESUS LET IT BE SO!!! She is just as crazy as a soup sandwich, they ALL are. I sure wish I could tell her "I gave my soul to Satan, and you let me inside. So your "God" is IMPOTENT!" ha ha ha ha ha. Oh my, just another fun-filled day in Jesusland...
 
lmao! "It burns! It burns us, my preciousss!" Ha, if she only knew the
truth! Thanks for the laugh, Sister. But at least yopu didn't have to
stay with her. Hail Father Satan!

On 9/3/11, Sami Abbas <samiabbas66@... wrote:
I've noticed muslims are WAY more ignorant than xians. My mother found out
I'm a Satanist, and immediately assumed that we sacrifice people and
animals......



HAIL SATAN!!!

Hail the Almighty Gods of Duat!!

Sami

On 3 Sep 2011, at 15:43, "diznit26" <diznit26@... wrote:

HAHAHAHA!!As if the title wasn't funny enough, the behavior of the xian
bitch is even more hilarious.

"She then said she was going to "throw some holy water" on me before we
went to bed to make sure I wasn't a demon!"

ROTFLMAO!!

It would be better if you did what you thought in front of her and see how
she reacts!!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "kokabiel24" <moonshadow48@...
wrote:

My a/c went out last night and I went downstairs to my neighbor's apt to
see if I could stay the night there. I knew she was a Christian, but not
that she was a rabid zealot one. I would soon find out. She had icons
all over the place. She immediately told me she wanted to "witness" to
me but I said I grew up in the Baptist church and I understand what I
reject. She told me she thought I was "evil" since I was a witch! She
doesn't even know me well, she certainly doesn't know I'm a Satanist
either. How fucking ARROGANT those Christians are, and their gods aren't
even real! Anyhow, she said then that if I WAS evil, I couldn't have
stepped through her door because she had sprinkled "holy water" all over
the place! She then said she was going to "throw some holy water" on me
before we went to bed to make sure I wasn't a demon! I thought, yeah,
I'm not staying here, a/c or not! I thought, give me that damn holy
water--I'll drink the whole fucking vial. Then I thought, no let her
throw it on me--then I can scream, "It BURNS! It BURNS!!!" and then
double over laughing.....anyway, the a/c man came and so I was spared
the agony of staying in a hot apartment. That crazy bitch even told me
she thinks everyone who has "heard the word but not believed" would burn
burn burn in Hell Hell Hell forever and ever AMEN! LORD JESUS LET IT BE
SO!!! She is just as crazy as a soup sandwich, they ALL are. I sure wish
I could tell her "I gave my soul to Satan, and you let me inside. So
your "God" is IMPOTENT!" ha ha ha ha ha. Oh my, just another fun-filled
day in Jesusland...
 
Welcome...glad to entertain, although it's a pathetic way to have to do so...if she knew I was a Satanist she'd make the sign of the cross and say 'YOU GO AWAY!' every time I came near...crazy dingbat...

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Allison P <apocalypseofjon@... wrote:

lmao! "It burns! It burns us, my preciousss!" Ha, if she only knew the
truth! Thanks for the laugh, Sister. But at least yopu didn't have to
stay with her. Hail Father Satan!

On 9/3/11, Sami Abbas <samiabbas66@... wrote:
I've noticed muslims are WAY more ignorant than xians. My mother found out
I'm a Satanist, and immediately assumed that we sacrifice people and
animals......



HAIL SATAN!!!

Hail the Almighty Gods of Duat!!

Sami

On 3 Sep 2011, at 15:43, "diznit26" <diznit26@... wrote:

HAHAHAHA!!As if the title wasn't funny enough, the behavior of the xian
bitch is even more hilarious.

"She then said she was going to "throw some holy water" on me before we
went to bed to make sure I wasn't a demon!"

ROTFLMAO!!

It would be better if you did what you thought in front of her and see how
she reacts!!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "kokabiel24" <moonshadow48@
wrote:

My a/c went out last night and I went downstairs to my neighbor's apt to
see if I could stay the night there. I knew she was a Christian, but not
that she was a rabid zealot one. I would soon find out. She had icons
all over the place. She immediately told me she wanted to "witness" to
me but I said I grew up in the Baptist church and I understand what I
reject. She told me she thought I was "evil" since I was a witch! She
doesn't even know me well, she certainly doesn't know I'm a Satanist
either. How fucking ARROGANT those Christians are, and their gods aren't
even real! Anyhow, she said then that if I WAS evil, I couldn't have
stepped through her door because she had sprinkled "holy water" all over
the place! She then said she was going to "throw some holy water" on me
before we went to bed to make sure I wasn't a demon! I thought, yeah,
I'm not staying here, a/c or not! I thought, give me that damn holy
water--I'll drink the whole fucking vial. Then I thought, no let her
throw it on me--then I can scream, "It BURNS! It BURNS!!!" and then
double over laughing.....anyway, the a/c man came and so I was spared
the agony of staying in a hot apartment. That crazy bitch even told me
she thinks everyone who has "heard the word but not believed" would burn
burn burn in Hell Hell Hell forever and ever AMEN! LORD JESUS LET IT BE
SO!!! She is just as crazy as a soup sandwich, they ALL are. I sure wish
I could tell her "I gave my soul to Satan, and you let me inside. So
your "God" is IMPOTENT!" ha ha ha ha ha. Oh my, just another fun-filled
day in Jesusland...
 
:A

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "kokabiel24" <moonshadow48@... wrote:

But you know, Brian, I don't even have to curse her--she is a very pathetic loser of a person, she is a gutter alcoholic who had to go to the hospital twice to get the vodka flushed out, her husband left her and she doesn't have a job. I feel they curse themselves in the long-run...of course, my GD is going to do his part to scare her! HS.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Brian Gibbons <briangibbons20@ wrote:

It is a very sick spell,that her and most of our Gentile brothers and sisters are under.That is why it is vitally important,that we keep bombarding these sick fuck kikes,with all the Satanic energy we can muster.
Hail Satan
Brian

--- On Sat, 9/3/11, kokabiel24 <moonshadow48@ wrote:

From: kokabiel24 <moonshadow48@
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Close Encounters of the Xian Nut Kind...
To: [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]
Date: Saturday, September 3, 2011, 2:13 PM
















 









My a/c went out last night and I went downstairs to my neighbor's apt to see if I could stay the night there. I knew she was a Christian, but not that she was a rabid zealot one. I would soon find out. She had icons all over the place. She immediately told me she wanted to "witness" to me but I said I grew up in the Baptist church and I understand what I reject. She told me she thought I was "evil" since I was a witch! She doesn't even know me well, she certainly doesn't know I'm a Satanist either. How fucking ARROGANT those Christians are, and their gods aren't even real! Anyhow, she said then that if I WAS evil, I couldn't have stepped through her door because she had sprinkled "holy water" all over the place! She then said she was going to "throw some holy water" on me before we went to bed to make sure I wasn't a demon! I thought, yeah, I'm not staying here, a/c or not! I thought, give me that damn holy water--I'll drink the whole
fucking vial. Then I thought, no let her throw it on me--then I can scream, "It BURNS! It BURNS!!!" and then double over laughing.....anyway, the a/c man came and so I was spared the agony of staying in a hot apartment. That crazy bitch even told me she thinks everyone who has "heard the word but not believed" would burn burn burn in Hell Hell Hell forever and ever AMEN! LORD JESUS LET IT BE SO!!! She is just as crazy as a soup sandwich, they ALL are. I sure wish I could tell her "I gave my soul to Satan, and you let me inside. So your "God" is IMPOTENT!" ha ha ha ha ha. Oh my, just another fun-filled day in Jesusland...
 

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