I'm not a Satanist, but I'm telling ya, if I study enough about Satanism and find that it makes sense and satisfies me, I will become one. I am not interested in paranormal thingmajings, because they can be deceptive. Religion for me is practice, not faith; following the traditions and honoring the Gods of my ancestors and connecting with my people through shared practices. I don't expect any gods to save me or intervene in my life. Maybe because I'm a Heathen and not a Christian, so I see things differently.