xianity stole, twisted, perverted and corrupted everything from Pagan culture, which predates xianity, its sibling islam, and their parent root judaism by thousands and thousands of years; however, for unknown reasons [/sarcasm], they hate and fear Friday the 13th and Hallowe'en. Why those two specifically, despite using all the others?
"easter", whose correct name is Ostara, from LADY Astaroth a
Pagan Goddess, is not on a fixed date. Why not? Because, like other things, it is Astrological.
"The" bibleses says "there is neither jew nor Gentile...". That means one is either a jew or a Gentile; one cannot be both (which is also Biological), and because we know xianity is stolen, twisted, perverted and corrupted from ancient Paganism, we know that if you're not a jew, then you're a Gentile... which means if you're not a jew, then you're a
Pagan! So the xian needn't fear nor hate Pagans ("We don't fear them; 'god' protects us, and we don't hate them; we love them creepily"), because if they are not a jew, then
they themselves are Pagans!
Why blame Satan, as I mentioned above?
Yehubor's leader, "god" and the drunk-on-spirits sin against Man and Earth. Satan wants people to use their Brains. You could also say to him,
By the way, I choose deliberately to "blaspheme" "against" "the holy spirit". O', noes. I is damnid for all eternity now [bites fingernails]!!
I, of course, can share more!
Of course, it won't happen, but you could challenge him to "blaspheme" "against" "the holy spirit", cheat on his partner if he has one, have gay sex outside of marriage, get drunk once, hire a male and/or female prostitute, blah, blah, blah, and see - and when I say see I mean
see, not
feel, not
think, but
see - what doesn't happen. Then share the video clip of Ned Flanders cowering before his own imagination, rushing to church late. :roll:
I'll leave it up to you to condense these into 140 characters!