over 18 question

[bjmckoolkid]

I am being forced into going to church tonight despite my best efforts of avoiding it. I am over 18 and don't normally have to go to church but because my grandma is in town I am being forced. is this ok and if not what should I do? I am also wondering if anyone has any clever ways to not pay attention during the service without others noticing. thank you for the help and as always Hail Satan!

 

[Magus Immortalis]

Explain to them  calmly and firmly that you are 18 and are an adult, and don't need to go.If you are forced to go, be sure to clean your aura and chakras thoroughly after leaving the church, when you get home.You could bring a book or your Ipod, and/or  bring earbuds and listen to Youtube on your phone. 

On Sunday, June 22, 2014 6:49:43 PM, "bjmckoolkid@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[email protected] wrote:


  I am being forced into going to church tonight despite my best efforts of avoiding it. I am over 18 and don't normally have to go to church but because my grandma is in town I am being forced. is this ok and if not what should I do? I am also wondering if anyone has any clever ways to not pay attention during the service without others noticing. thank you for the help and as always Hail Satan!

 

[joshua branch]

shout "Hail Satan!" Theyll soon send you out


On 6/23/14, Magus Immortalis magus.immortalis@...
[JoyofSatan666] <[url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url] wrote:

Explain to them  calmly and firmly that you are 18 and are an adult, and
don't need to go.
If you are forced to go, be sure to clean your aura and chakras thoroughly
after leaving the church, when you get home.
You could bring a book or your Ipod, and/or  bring earbuds and listen to
Youtube on your phone.


On Sunday, June 22, 2014 6:49:43 PM, "bjmckoolkid@... [JoyofSatan666]"
<[url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url] wrote:




I am being forced into going to church tonight despite my best efforts of
avoiding it. I am over 18 and don't normally have to go to church but
because my grandma is in town I am being forced. is this ok and if not what
should I do? I am also wondering if anyone has any clever ways to not pay
attention during the service without others noticing. thank you for the help
and as always Hail Satan!

 

[iexya108]

just clean your aura and chakras and put and build up your aura of protection and then after too. You should be fine and if you are worried Satan & the Gods will be mad....no, they understand. Living with xians can be a pain. Maybe next time if you know when your g'ma is coming fake an illness so you don't have to go.
And when you are their just think about Satan, talk to him or your guardian..a while ago I had to go to a kike funeral (UGHHHHH) eveytime they said some xian BS I was like "HAIL SATAN!!" in my head haha.

 

[call_me_something_else]

Shouting "Hail Satan!" might not get you thrown out of a church as fast as it seems. I'd be more willing to wager they'd re-double their efforts.

But, your answer was funny.

 

[iexya108]

idk about that lol! my family would probably would have like a xian intervention or some shit and I'd get kicked out.

 

[magnum.arcanum]

Void meditation.  Nobody will notice that you're absent because they will all be in a trance.  Try doing it with your eyes open.