over 18 question

[bjmckoolkid]

I am being forced into going to church tonight despite my best efforts of avoiding it. I am over 18 and don't normally have to go to church but because my grandma is in town I am being forced. is this ok and if not what should I do? I am also wondering if anyone has any clever ways to not pay attention during the service without others noticing. thank you for the help and as always Hail Satan!

 

[Magus Immortalis]

Explain to them  calmly and firmly that you are 18 and are an adult, and don't need to go.If you are forced to go, be sure to clean your aura and chakras thoroughly after leaving the church, when you get home.You could bring a book or your Ipod, and/or  bring earbuds and listen to Youtube on your phone. 



  I am being forced into going to church tonight despite my best efforts of avoiding it. I am over 18 and don't normally have to go to church but because my grandma is in town I am being forced. is this ok and if not what should I do? I am also wondering if anyone has any clever ways to not pay attention during the service without others noticing. thank you for the help and as always Hail Satan!

 

[joshua branch]

shout "Hail Satan!" Theyll soon send you out


On 6/23/14, Magus Immortalis magus.immortalis@...

Explain to them  calmly and firmly that you are 18 and are an adult, and
don't need to go.
If you are forced to go, be sure to clean your aura and chakras thoroughly
after leaving the church, when you get home.
You could bring a book or your Ipod, and/or  bring earbuds and listen to
Youtube on your phone.


On Sunday, June 22, 2014 6:49:43 PM, "bjmckoolkid@... [JoyofSatan666]"
wrote:




I am being forced into going to church tonight despite my best efforts of
avoiding it. I am over 18 and don't normally have to go to church but
because my grandma is in town I am being forced. is this ok and if not what
should I do? I am also wondering if anyone has any clever ways to not pay
attention during the service without others noticing. thank you for the help
and as always Hail Satan!

 

[call_me_something_else]

Shouting "Hail Satan!" might not get you thrown out of a church as fast as it seems. I'd be more willing to wager they'd re-double their efforts.

But, your answer was funny.

 

[iexya108]

idk about that lol! my family would probably would have like a xian intervention or some shit and I'd get kicked out.

 

[magnum.arcanum]

Void meditation.  Nobody will notice that you're absent because they will all be in a trance.  Try doing it with your eyes open.