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Greetings everyone,

Something happened to my old account and I can't access it. This is my new account.

Best regards,
Priest Alexandros Iowno
 
Greetings everyone,

Something happened to my old account and I can't access it. This is my new account.

Best regards,
Priest Alexandros Iowno
אמרתי לך במייל להפסיק להיות גויים. רוצה לעשות קוף? תקבל מכה. שלום.

goy goyim shalom. Also, for Zevists, please disregard any emails not coming by official routes to avoid confusions, I do not reply but by official accounts.
 
I also confirm that the first post is fake, not our real Priest Alexandros.

Everyone, please be careful, ask us for verification if anything seems off.
 
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 

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When HP laser beams the roaches with quantum powers. We know the enemy before they think to even act. :ROFLMAO:
 
Whoever put "Troll" under his name, I love you, that's absolutely perfect 🤣🤣🤣❤️
That was me, I also changed his location, lol.
 
Greetings everyone,

I would like to make an announcement. Ever since I tattooed a Sigil on my penis, a revelation has been ringing in my head.

Only those who buy 23/23 pdfs I MEAN RITUALS from the Hall of Osiris will be lucky enough to know what this revelation is.

So get your daddy's wallet ready; you're about to delve into the secrets of the occult, that only HPZM and I know...

- Priest Alexandros Iowno
 
Greetings everyone,

I would like to make an announcement. Ever since I tattooed a Sigil on my penis, a revelation has been ringing in my head.

Only those who buy 23/23 pdfs I MEAN RITUALS from the Hall of Osiris will be lucky enough to know what this revelation is.

So get your daddy's wallet ready; you're about to delve into the secrets of the occult, that only HPZM and I know...

- Priest Alexandros Iowno

Someone is mad because he have no money and unable to create any wealth.
 
Greetings everyone,

I would like to make an announcement. Ever since I tattooed a Sigil on my penis, a revelation has been ringing in my head.

Only those who buy 23/23 pdfs I MEAN RITUALS from the Hall of Osiris will be lucky enough to know what this revelation is.

So get your daddy's wallet ready; you're about to delve into the secrets of the occult, that only HPZM and I know...

- Priest Alexandros Iowno
Your father cannot afford, don't make me laugh.
 
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When HP laser beams the roaches with quantum powers. We know the enemy before they think to even act. :ROFLMAO:
I had a dream too either yesterday or the day before of this troll following me around and trying to bother me. And it was this same one from these fake accounts. It was trying to curse me or bother me, but it could do nothing. I only laughed and told the Gods who will punish it.
 
Guys, we're wrong.

We should invite all trolls and special, gifted people, and dedicate an entire section only for them, both here and in our chat, to give them a space where their infinite creativity can really be unleashed; after all creation is sacred in Zevism. Their creativity literally counters the constant pressure of Izfet on the entire universe.

These people literally come from the nation of Banania, a special place where they are kings and priests since birth, were extremely powerful beings in their last lifetime, are members of Zevism since 1960, even before its conception (but they created their account just now, because they didn't have time for such mundane activities, they were too busy aura farming in full batman style), and literally receive divine knowledge and blessings just for existing. We should let these people in our Temple immediately.

Then we will save their writings and poems, put them in a PDF file and make it tier 5 material on HoO.
Such special and advanced kids may end up in our "Zevist personalities" section in ToZ Website. Who knows.

I am curious.

attack of the clones GIF by Star Wars
 
Guys, we're wrong.

We should invite all trolls and special, gifted people, and dedicate an entire section only for them, both here and in our chat, to give them a space where their infinite creativity can really be unleashed; after all creation is sacred in Zevism. Their creativity literally counters the constant pressure of Izfet on the entire universe.

These people literally come from the nation of Banania, a special place where they are kings and priests since birth, were extremely powerful beings in their last lifetime, are members of Zevism since 1960, even before its conception (but they created their account just now, because they didn't have time for such mundane activities, they were too busy aura farming in full batman style), and literally receive divine knowledge and blessings just for existing. We should let these people in our Temple immediately.

Then we will save their writings and poems, put them in a PDF file and make it tier 5 material on HoO.
Such special and advanced kids may end up in our "Zevist personalities" section in ToZ Website. Who knows.

I am curious.

attack of the clones GIF by Star Wars
Some sort of an AI training system but with special gifted person?
 
The guay has no even idea where is going, neither what people see. Tripping like a shinzo in patriarchic hospital.
 
Yes I let autocorrect reply to this guy, and it does very well.
 
Of all the Clergy/Guardians to impersonate, you made the worst choice for yourself and the best choice for everyone else 😂

Just so you know, you probably made Priest Alexandros Iowno's day. He's laughing at you.

These trolls..smh
It made a day for a Priest and a night for itself .
 

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