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more facts about jews (humor)

angryshaman666

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what's faster than a speeding bullet? A jew with a coupon!
Jews are the only known organic metal detectors!
They can sense a penny through approximately 200 feet of solid matter!
They have such huge noses to sniff out any and all spare change!
why do jews like to watch pornos backwards? they like to watch the part where the hooker gives the money back!
why do jewish men have to be circumcised? because jewish women won't touch anything that isnt 20% off!

A jewish boy asks his father for 20 dollars. "ten dollars? what do you want 5 dollars for? I'd be happy to give you a dollar. here's a quarter.

thank you! I'll be here all week!
HEIL HITLER!
 

Al Jilwah: Chapter IV

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