Laugh at the cunt jesus

[CHHUCIFER]

Why could jesus walk on water?
-Cuz shit floats
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------What's the Similarity between a 2006 chevy camaro and dead xians?-Their both in my garage------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Let's not leave his dear old dad outQ: Why did god make homosexuality a sin?
A: Because his boyfriend thought that would make it hotter.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------My wife once asked me "Do you know why does god live in heaven?" I said "no I don't" she said "it's because Richard Simmons has a restraining order against Him."------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Wife:The roman soldiers must have been some really smooth playboys?Me:Why?Wife:They nailed jesus------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Meo you know how to save a xian having a heart attack?Wife:NoMe:Good. I love you princess.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Jesus was giving a sermon on mount ararat. Here a lot of grown ups who believed in him came to hear him. Several children also came to hear jesus. When peter saw the children he said "why the fuck are these children here, we're not some fucking babysitters" then judas said to peter "You're right we should send them back home, i hate these kids" then peter said "Fuck these kids", Jesus overheard peter's last sentence and he thought peter was talking to him, so jesus turned to peter with a big smile on his face and said enthusiastically "Certainly".------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Jesus is coming for the second time-Disgusting!!!!!!------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Q:What did jesus said to the Prostitutes he saw in Israel?A:"How much for 2 mins?"

 

[LoneWolf1]

LOL!!! Good one!  
Hail Satan!Siva =) 
From: CHHUCIFER <chhucifer@...
To: [email protected]
Sent: Wednesday, 10 February 2010 11:40:23
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Laugh at the cunt jesus

  Why could jesus walk on water?
-Cuz shit floats
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------What's the Similarity between a 2006 chevy camaro and dead xians?-Their both in my garage------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------Let's not leave his dear old dad outQ: Why did god make homosexuality a sin?
A: Because his boyfriend thought that would make it hotter.------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------My wife once asked me "Do you know why does god live in heaven?" I said "no I don't" she said "it's because Richard Simmons has a restraining order against Him."------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------Wife:The roman soldiers must have been some really smooth playboys?Me:Why?Wife:They nailed jesus------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------Meo you know how to save a xian having a heart attack?Wife:NoMe:Good. I love you princess.------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------Jesus was giving a sermon on mount ararat. Here a lot of grown ups who believed in him came to hear him. Several children also came to hear jesus. When peter saw the children he said "why the fuck are these children here, we're not some fucking babysitters" then judas said to peter "You're right we should send them back home, i hate these kids" then peter said "Fuck these kids", Jesus overheard peter's last sentence and he thought peter was talking to him, so jesus turned to peter with a big smile on his face and said enthusiastically "Certainly".------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------Jesus is coming for the second time-Disgusting! !!!!!------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------Q:What did jesus said to the Prostitutes he saw in Israel?A:"How much for 2 mins?"

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[kurenaii60]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAAH those made my day LMFAO!!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], CHHUCIFER <chhucifer@... wrote:

Why could jesus walk on water?
-Cuz shit floats

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What's the Similarity between a 2006 chevy camaro and dead xians?
-Their both in my garage
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Let's not leave his dear old dad out
Q: Why did god make homosexuality a sin?
A: Because his boyfriend thought that would make it hotter.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
My wife once asked me "Do you know why does god live in heaven?" I said "no I don't" she said "it's because Richard Simmons has a restraining order against Him."
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Wife:The roman soldiers must have been some really smooth playboys?
Me:Why?
Wife:They nailed jesus
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Meo you know how to save a xian having a heart attack?
Wife:No
Me:Good. I love you princess.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Jesus was giving a sermon on mount ararat. Here a lot of grown ups who believed in him came to hear him. Several children also came to hear jesus. When peter saw the children he said "why the fuck are these children here, we're not some fucking babysitters" then judas said to peter "You're right we should send them back home, i hate these kids" then peter said "Fuck these kids", Jesus overheard peter's last sentence and he thought peter was talking to him, so jesus turned to peter with a big smile on his face and said enthusiastically "Certainly".
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Jesus is coming for the second time
-Disgusting!!!!!!
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q:What did jesus said to the Prostitutes he saw in Israel?
A:"How much for 2 mins?"

 

[CHHUCIFER]

Why could jesus walk on water?
-Cuz shit floats

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
What's the Similarity between a 2006 chevy camaro and dead xians?
-Their both in my garage
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Let's not leave his dear old dad out
Q: Why did god make homosexuality a sin?
A: Because his boyfriend thought that would make it hotter.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
My wife once asked me "Do you know why does god live in heaven?" I said "no I don't" she said "it's because Richard Simmons has a restraining order against Him."
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Wife:The roman soldiers must have been some really smooth playboys?
Me:Why?
Wife:They nailed jesus
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Meo you know how to save a xian having a heart attack?
Wife:No
Me:Good. I love you princess.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Jesus was giving a sermon on mount ararat. Here a lot of grown ups who believed in him came to hear him. Several children also came to hear jesus. When peter saw the children he said "why the fuck are these children here, we're not some fucking babysitters" then judas said to peter "You're right we should send them back home, i hate these kids" then peter said "Fuck these kids", Jesus overheard peter's last sentence and he thought peter was talking to him, so jesus turned to peter with a big smile on his face and said enthusiastically "Certainly".
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Jesus is coming for the second time
-Disgusting! !!!!!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Q:What did jesus said to the Prostitutes he saw in Israel?
A:"How much for 2 mins?"

 

[Krzysiek]

I foud these pictures on the net while i was looking for references for my artwokrs have fun   http://mirror.servut.us/kuvat/meinung/j ... christ.jpg http://mirror.servut.us/kuvat/meinung/jesuslol.jpg http://knowyourmeme.com/i/941/original/jesus_lol_2.jpg http://www.lolblog.co.uk/category/jesus-lols/ http://loljesus.com/submissions/loljesus_the_pirate.jpg http://loljesus.com/submissions/lol_jesus_hi_2_u.jpg http://loljesus.com/wp-content/uploads/Loljesus.JPG   they made my day, i was cryin' from laughting while watching them.   Hail Enki.

----- Original Message ----- From: Chhucifer To: [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url] Sent: Friday, February 12, 2010 1:10 PM Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Laugh at the cunt jesus
  Why could jesus walk on water?
-Cuz shit floats

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
What's the Similarity between a 2006 chevy camaro and dead xians?
-Their both in my garage
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Let's not leave his dear old dad out
Q: Why did god make homosexuality a sin?
A: Because his boyfriend thought that would make it hotter.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
My wife once asked me "Do you know why does god live in heaven?" I said "no I don't" she said "it's because Richard Simmons has a restraining order against Him."
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Wife:The roman soldiers must have been some really smooth playboys?
Me:Why?
Wife:They nailed jesus
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Meo you know how to save a xian having a heart attack?
Wife:No
Me:Good. I love you princess.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Jesus was giving a sermon on mount ararat. Here a lot of grown ups who believed in him came to hear him. Several children also came to hear jesus. When peter saw the children he said "why the fuck are these children here, we're not some fucking babysitters" then judas said to peter "You're right we should send them back home, i hate these kids" then peter said "Fuck these kids", Jesus overheard peter's last sentence and he thought peter was talking to him, so jesus turned to peter with a big smile on his face and said enthusiastically "Certainly".
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Jesus is coming for the second time
-Disgusting! !!!!!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Q:What did jesus said to the Prostitutes he saw in Israel?
A:"How much for 2 mins?"

 

[Krzysiek]

Another few links that can make you cry from laughing , have a good time!   http://moronail.net/search?for=jesus http://aklemai.com/albums/july_jesuslol ... ps_lol.jpg http://thechive.com/2009/06/09/lol-jesu ... 18-photos/ please ignore the one with "devil" the rest is pretty funny http://i38.tinypic.com/1zbat5i.jpg http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/8339 ... 627275.jpg   I found also a few jokes that also made me cry XD all from http://liberator.net/humor/Jesus/Jesusjokes.html    examples:   Jesus dies and goes up to Heaven. The first thing he does is look for his father, as he has never met the man before and is curious as to what he looks like, and whether or not Jesus looks like his mother or father, etc. He looks high and low but cannot find him. He asks St. Peter "Where is my father?" But St. Peter says he doesn't know. He asks the archangel Gabriel "Where is my father?" But Gabriel doesn't know. He asks John the Baptist "Where is my father?" But John does not know. So he wanders Heaven, impatiently searching. Suddenly he sees out of the mist an old man coming toward him. The man is very old, with white hair, stooped over a little. "Stop!" Jesus yells. "Who are you?" "Oh, please help me, I am an old man in search of my son." Jesus is very curious. Could this be his father? "Tell me of your son, old man." "Oh, you would know him if you saw him. Holes in his hand where the nails used to be, he was nailed to a cross, you know..." "Father!!!!!" Screams Jesus. "Pinocchio!!!!!!!" yells the old man. [Obtained from Usenet's alt.tasteless.humor, posted by Mr Funny Bone] ------------------------------------------------------Jesus and Moses were strolling by the Red Sea, when Moses nudged Jesus and said, "Psst. Hey, Jesus, I've still got it." Moses turned towards the Red Sea and lifted his staff on high. The angels began to sing, the gentle sea breeze turned into a raging gale, and the waters of the Red Sea were parted. Moses lowered his arms and, with a smug grin on his face, turned back to face Jesus. Jesus scoffed. "Moses, my boy," said the Messiah, "I have still got it." And with a flourish of his robes, Jesus stepped onto the waters of the Red Sea and began to stride across without so much as a ripple. But to Moses' amazement, halfway across the water, Jesus suddenly began to sink. He splashed into the water and began to choke and flounder as the waves tossed him around. Moses grumbled at Jesus' sillyness and parted the water once more. Moses helped Jesus back to shore, as the Saviour hacked up salt water. When they had finally reached shore, Moses slapped a consoling hand on Jesus' shoulder and said, "Don't worry about it, Lord. Last time you tried it, you didn't have holes in your feet." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? They keep falling through his hands. ----------------------------------------- or this one from http://www.morticom.com/jokesjesus.htm they got 12 gags Top Ten Reasons That Beer Is Better Than Jesus:-
a) No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
b) Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
c) They don't force beer on minors who cannot think for themselves.
d) Beer has never caused a major war.
e) When you have a beer you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
f) Nobody has ever been burned at the stake, hanged or tortured over a beer.
g) You don't have to wait 2000 years for a second beer.
h) There are laws saying beer labels cannot lie to you.
I) You can prove you have a beer.
j) If you are devoted to beer then there are groups who can help you stop.[/B]

----- Original Message ----- From: Chhucifer To: [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url] Sent: Friday, February 12, 2010 1:10 PM Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Laugh at the cunt jesus
  Why could jesus walk on water?
-Cuz shit floats

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
What's the Similarity between a 2006 chevy camaro and dead xians?
-Their both in my garage
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Let's not leave his dear old dad out
Q: Why did god make homosexuality a sin?
A: Because his boyfriend thought that would make it hotter.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
My wife once asked me "Do you know why does god live in heaven?" I said "no I don't" she said "it's because Richard Simmons has a restraining order against Him."
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Wife:The roman soldiers must have been some really smooth playboys?
Me:Why?
Wife:They nailed jesus
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Meo you know how to save a xian having a heart attack?
Wife:No
Me:Good. I love you princess.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Jesus was giving a sermon on mount ararat. Here a lot of grown ups who believed in him came to hear him. Several children also came to hear jesus. When peter saw the children he said "why the fuck are these children here, we're not some fucking babysitters" then judas said to peter "You're right we should send them back home, i hate these kids" then peter said "Fuck these kids", Jesus overheard peter's last sentence and he thought peter was talking to him, so jesus turned to peter with a big smile on his face and said enthusiastically "Certainly".
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Jesus is coming for the second time
-Disgusting! !!!!!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Q:What did jesus said to the Prostitutes he saw in Israel?
A:"How much for 2 mins?"

 

[Anti]

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "Krzysiek" <kgrzedziel@... wrote:

I foud these pictures on the net while i was looking for references for my artwokrs have fun

http://mirror.servut.us/kuvat/meinung/j ... christ.jpg
http://mirror.servut.us/kuvat/meinung/jesuslol.jpg
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/941/original/jesus_lol_2.jpg
http://www.lolblog.co.uk/category/jesus-lols/
http://loljesus.com/submissions/loljesus_the_pirate.jpg
http://loljesus.com/submissions/lol_jesus_hi_2_u.jpg
http://loljesus.com/wp-content/uploads/Loljesus.JPG

they made my day, i was cryin' from laughting while watching them.

Hail Enki.
----- Original Message -----
From: Chhucifer
To: [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]
Sent: Friday, February 12, 2010 1:10 PM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Laugh at the cunt jesus



Why could jesus walk on water?
-Cuz shit floats

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
What's the Similarity between a 2006 chevy camaro and dead xians?
-Their both in my garage
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Let's not leave his dear old dad out
Q: Why did god make homosexuality a sin?
A: Because his boyfriend thought that would make it hotter.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
My wife once asked me "Do you know why does god live in heaven?" I said "no I don't" she said "it's because Richard Simmons has a restraining order against Him."
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Wife:The roman soldiers must have been some really smooth playboys?
Me:Why?
Wife:They nailed jesus
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Meo you know how to save a xian having a heart attack?
Wife:No
Me:Good. I love you princess.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Jesus was giving a sermon on mount ararat. Here a lot of grown ups who believed in him came to hear him. Several children also came to hear jesus. When peter saw the children he said "why the fuck are these children here, we're not some fucking babysitters" then judas said to peter "You're right we should send them back home, i hate these kids" then peter said "Fuck these kids", Jesus overheard peter's last sentence and he thought peter was talking to him, so jesus turned to peter with a big smile on his face and said enthusiastically "Certainly".
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Jesus is coming for the second time
-Disgusting! !!!!!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Q:What did jesus said to the Prostitutes he saw in Israel?
A:"How much for 2 mins?"

I'm stealing some of those jokes and saving those pictures, I've never laughed so hard in front of the computer

 

[Anti]

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "Krzysiek" <kgrzedziel@... wrote:

I foud these pictures on the net while i was looking for references for my artwokrs have fun

http://mirror.servut.us/kuvat/meinung/j ... christ.jpg
http://mirror.servut.us/kuvat/meinung/jesuslol.jpg
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/941/original/jesus_lol_2.jpg
http://www.lolblog.co.uk/category/jesus-lols/
http://loljesus.com/submissions/loljesus_the_pirate.jpg
http://loljesus.com/submissions/lol_jesus_hi_2_u.jpg
http://loljesus.com/wp-content/uploads/Loljesus.JPG

they made my day, i was cryin' from laughting while watching them.

Hail Enki.
----- Original Message -----
From: Chhucifer
To: [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]
Sent: Friday, February 12, 2010 1:10 PM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Laugh at the cunt jesus



Why could jesus walk on water?
-Cuz shit floats

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
What's the Similarity between a 2006 chevy camaro and dead xians?
-Their both in my garage
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Let's not leave his dear old dad out
Q: Why did god make homosexuality a sin?
A: Because his boyfriend thought that would make it hotter.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
My wife once asked me "Do you know why does god live in heaven?" I said "no I don't" she said "it's because Richard Simmons has a restraining order against Him."
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Wife:The roman soldiers must have been some really smooth playboys?
Me:Why?
Wife:They nailed jesus
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Meo you know how to save a xian having a heart attack?
Wife:No
Me:Good. I love you princess.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Jesus was giving a sermon on mount ararat. Here a lot of grown ups who believed in him came to hear him. Several children also came to hear jesus. When peter saw the children he said "why the fuck are these children here, we're not some fucking babysitters" then judas said to peter "You're right we should send them back home, i hate these kids" then peter said "Fuck these kids", Jesus overheard peter's last sentence and he thought peter was talking to him, so jesus turned to peter with a big smile on his face and said enthusiastically "Certainly".
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Jesus is coming for the second time
-Disgusting! !!!!!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Q:What did jesus said to the Prostitutes he saw in Israel?
A:"How much for 2 mins?"