Fun With Xtians

[netspectre101]

Next time somebody mentions the "Devil" or "Satan", look at them, make eye contact and say, "You mean Lucifer, The Shining One?"

I have found that if you force them to think that idea it REALLY throws them off balance, and will pretty much derail any conversation they were about to have with you.

You will never convince them what they believe is bullshit, but you CAN put a "splinter in their mind".

 

[nightowl0207]

That's a good idea. I'll have to try it sometime.

 

[hailsatan1488]

Great idea! Will try it! Hail Satan!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "netspectre101" <netspectre101@... wrote:

Next time somebody mentions the "Devil" or "Satan", look at them, make eye contact and say, "You mean Lucifer, The Shining One?"

I have found that if you force them to think that idea it REALLY throws them off balance, and will pretty much derail any conversation they were about to have with you.

You will never convince them what they believe is bullshit, but you CAN put a "splinter in their mind".

 

[Brian Gibbons]

<td val[/IMG]Good advice! I will try that next time.Thanks!
H S Brian

--- On Tue, 2/22/11, netspectre101 <netspectre101@... wrote:

From: netspectre101 <netspectre101@...
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Fun With Xtians
To: [email protected]
Date: Tuesday, February 22, 2011, 12:42 AM

  Next time somebody mentions the "Devil" or "Satan", look at them, make eye contact and say, "You mean Lucifer, The Shining One?"

I have found that if you force them to think that idea it REALLY throws them off balance, and will pretty much derail any conversation they were about to have with you.

You will never convince them what they believe is bullshit, but you CAN put a "splinter in their mind".

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[netspectre101]

This has been around on the net for a while now and I posted it once before.

If you get into an argument with any of the sheeple xians and they start with the "well the bible says" bullshit, ask them the questions below.

Lots of fun, you'll see...

Seriously though, why can't I own Canadians?
hhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

HAIL SATAN!


When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

 

[Nikos Saripoulos]

hahahah... i lol'd
these are fun