Anti-abrahamism/creationism/theism Humour and Jokes

[FancyMancy]

NON-CHRISTIAN: No, I don't want to accept your god.
CHRISTIAN: Then you send yourself to Hell.
A christian is going around mugging people... except that those victims are choosing to be mugged.
When in court, the judge offers the christian mugger the choice of going to jail.

If god is so powerful, can it create something too heavy for it to be able to lift?
Yes - the weight of the World. (e.g Genesis 7.)

If god is so powerful, can it create someone more-powerful than itself?
Yes - the Devil.

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[FancyMancy]

Why did "god" send its own self to be tortured?

Spoiler: reveal the answer

How else would it understand the pain it causes?!