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FancyMancy

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NON-CHRISTIAN: No, I don't want to accept your god.
CHRISTIAN: Then you send yourself to Hell.
A christian is going around mugging people... except that those victims are choosing to be mugged.
When in court, the judge offers the christian mugger the choice of going to jail.

If god is so powerful, can it create something too heavy for it to be able to lift?
Yes - the weight of the World. (e.g Genesis 7.)

If god is so powerful, can it create someone more-powerful than itself?
Yes - the Devil.

Add your own! Enjoy.
 
1. The meme of Joseph "The father of God". And then below on the macro splitscreen. "Joseph the biggest cuck in the World, lets another man impregnate his wife and he raises it as his son".

They should have done the same for Mary Magdalene, Mary the mother of God. Macro Splitscreen below; "Mary a well known prostitute in Bethlehem; The Whore of Bethlehem. Who knows if God is even the father or did someone else impregnate Mary.

Just as the enemy calls Astarte the Whore of Babylon I figure might as well counter-fire.

2. Shehameforash tells Noah to build an ark? Did Noah build it all by himself?

Noah gets two of every animal on Earth, how? and finally he used the ship with the ship in a huge maelstrom of storms.

Satan(Enki) states to Ziasidurah build a Uboat(Submarine) go underwater and copy the data disks of all the species on Earth to recreate and repopulate the Earth.

Ziasidurah goes underwater when told to do so and doesn't feel a thing from the waves throwing Noah ship around.

It's almost like Enki likes technology and people having tech, why would God not want us to have technology. Why does God want us to be Thralls in Thralldom and have the kikes lord us over. Is God lazy?

3. In Daniel Edwin Barker's Book God: The most unpleasant character in fiction.

God tells the Israelites you must be 7 miles away at all times from the Ark of the Covenant. Only the top three jews can be around it.

Is God insane?

That book is recommended read as a precursor to deprogram. There's way more funnies in Dan Barker's book even Skeptics is hilarious.

God kills like 30 million people.

Satan kills like 12 people or so.

Math is hard. I think that Satan guy is ebil, uppity, and debil.

:S I'm confuzzled.

And funny God kills 60,000 of his own for a census by David. Shouldn't God kill David for pissing him off. It's funny God has favoritism.
 
Gear88 said:
3. In Daniel Edwin Barker's Book God: The most unpleasant character in fiction.

God tells the Israelites you must be 7 miles away at all times from the Ark of the Covenant. Only the top three jews can be around it.

Is God insane?

That book is recommended read as a precursor to deprogram. There's way more funnies in Dan Barker's book even Skeptics is hilarious.

God kills like 30 million people.

Satan kills like 12 people or so.

Math is hard. I think that Satan guy is ebil, uppity, and debil.

:S I'm confuzzled.

And funny God kills 60,000 of his own for a census by David. Shouldn't God kill David for pissing him off. It's funny God has favoritism.

God killing 30 million people vs Satan killing just 12... That's the part I remembered.

I thank you so much for jogging my memory.

Satan gets a lot of flak for being a murderer, and while murder's anything but funny his body count was a lot less than "God's" ever could be.
 
Why did "god" send its own self to be tortured?
How else would it understand the pain it causes?!
 

Al Jilwah: Chapter IV

"It is my desire that all my followers unite in a bond of unity, lest those who are without prevail against them." - Satan

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