lol this is the best xian killer I've ever seen!
I heard of the swine/bird/human flu on the news and I saw xian killing potential beyond ANYTHING I could have EVER imagined!
I grabbed my pendulum and told satan what I thought this microbe can do: first it can spread by almost anything, couf, touch, sex(you touch during sex)all sorts of things, then if satan helps us satanists to be immune to this, than we will survive this, 3rd I volunteered to help spread it by having it attached to me and spreading it to xians by almost everything.
I advise talking to satan about my little plan, he told me to tell you about all this and I advise talking to him as soon as possible.
Hail Satan!
I heard of the swine/bird/human flu on the news and I saw xian killing potential beyond ANYTHING I could have EVER imagined!
I grabbed my pendulum and told satan what I thought this microbe can do: first it can spread by almost anything, couf, touch, sex(you touch during sex)all sorts of things, then if satan helps us satanists to be immune to this, than we will survive this, 3rd I volunteered to help spread it by having it attached to me and spreading it to xians by almost everything.
I advise talking to satan about my little plan, he told me to tell you about all this and I advise talking to him as soon as possible.
Hail Satan!