the xian flu

[rimpytipy2]

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "zaeqon" <zaeqon@... wrote:

lol this is the best xian killer I've ever seen!

I heard of the swine/bird/human flu on the news and I saw xian killing potential beyond ANYTHING I could have EVER imagined!

I grabbed my pendulum and told satan what I thought this microbe can do: first it can spread by almost anything, couf, touch, sex(you touch during sex)all sorts of things, then if satan helps us Zevists to be immune to this, than we will survive this, 3rd I volunteered to help spread it by having it attached to me and spreading it to xians by almost everything.

I advise talking to satan about my little plan, he told me to tell you about all this and I advise talking to him as soon as possible.

Ave Zeus!

Great idea but I have no idea how we're gonna get an immunity for this. yet If Satan did tell you this it isn't impossable at all.

If we had the immunity now this would be great. I'd purposely go into a chruch jsut spread. But there's one bad thing about this plan.

I don't know much about the disease but if they find you with an immunity of it I garentee if this becomes an epicdemic the government would use you as a test subject for a cure weither theyc an find one or not. And if your not immune, they'll possably take you away to some containment area.

 

[doom1n1gloom]

I prefer stabbing.

 

[zaeqon]

well I suggested that to him, remember, I only gave him a strategy I didn't ask anything of him.

 

[[email protected]]

I'm really worried because I'm really sick =/
And there was an outbreak in a town near here, and my grandpa went to mexico a couple weeks ago...
I wonder if there's a way to heal yourself?

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "zaeqon" <zaeqon@... wrote:

lol this is the best xian killer I've ever seen!

I heard of the swine/bird/human flu on the news and I saw xian killing potential beyond ANYTHING I could have EVER imagined!

I grabbed my pendulum and told satan what I thought this microbe can do: first it can spread by almost anything, couf, touch, sex(you touch during sex)all sorts of things, then if satan helps us Zevists to be immune to this, than we will survive this, 3rd I volunteered to help spread it by having it attached to me and spreading it to xians by almost everything.

I advise talking to satan about my little plan, he told me to tell you about all this and I advise talking to him as soon as possible.

Ave Zeus!

 

[Brian]

start cleaning your aura and chakras and get to a medical clinic and tell them. it seems that if you catch it in time, you will be fine. only 1 person in US has died from it.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "rottingcorpse@..." <rottingcorpse@... wrote:

I'm really worried because I'm really sick =/
And there was an outbreak in a town near here, and my grandpa went to mexico a couple weeks ago...
I wonder if there's a way to heal yourself?


--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "zaeqon" <zaeqon@ wrote:

lol this is the best xian killer I've ever seen!

I heard of the swine/bird/human flu on the news and I saw xian killing potential beyond ANYTHING I could have EVER imagined!

I grabbed my pendulum and told satan what I thought this microbe can do: first it can spread by almost anything, couf, touch, sex(you touch during sex)all sorts of things, then if satan helps us Zevists to be immune to this, than we will survive this, 3rd I volunteered to help spread it by having it attached to me and spreading it to xians by almost everything.

I advise talking to satan about my little plan, he told me to tell you about all this and I advise talking to him as soon as possible.

Ave Zeus!

 

[zaeqon]

ok so as some of you may know I spoke with satan reguarding a plan using the swine flu and how it could wipe ou xianity and I spoke with him for quite a while today about this flu. I asked if he can also save friends who are xians and ppl like that and he said yes. he also said that you should contact him if you wish for someone to be saved. the idea is that the xians who live will have gone through so much and seen that only those who don't worship god died that they would leap to satan in tears begging him to let them in this religon.

bottom line: if you want someone to live, tell satan!

Ave Zeus!

 

[Andre1]

well.. honestly i cant think of anyone id want to protect. but its good to know that shits speeding up now!
Ave Zeus!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "zaeqon" <zaeqon@... wrote:

ok so as some of you may know I spoke with satan reguarding a plan using the swine flu and how it could wipe ou xianity and I spoke with him for quite a while today about this flu. I asked if he can also save friends who are xians and ppl like that and he said yes. he also said that you should contact him if you wish for someone to be saved. the idea is that the xians who live will have gone through so much and seen that only those who don't worship god died that they would leap to satan in tears begging him to let them in this religon.

bottom line: if you want someone to live, tell satan!

Ave Zeus!

 

[psychoanamull666]

I hope your right.This would be great! It would show xians how powerless their god is.Although some thick headed xians may think the end is here woe is them -_- .Honestly though i can't think of any xian i want protected besides my brothers and sisters (they're too young too understand xianity and therefore shouldn't pay the price) however my parents are lost