Subliminal massage

[jerry.michael57]

subliminal message is everywhere and locks us in an hypnotic trance almost impossible to escape

 

[aldrick.strickland88]

 Lol Everyone. Oh no! 
 It pains me... The Subliminal Messages. They're everywhere... 
They want me to Kill Blades of Grass with my lawn mower. Every night I stay up listening to their screams in my head. Impossible to escape. The messages told me to do it. They locked me in a trance.... 
 I feel so ashamed for Murdering My Yard. It was an act of Genocide. 

  Just lettin ya know how you sound when you make one sentence claims like this. Its like sometimes I think they just stumbled on us by accident. Like how did I get here? Never mind that! They must be alerted to the all powerful Subliminal Messages! Its like right and then there is this beautiful thing called REALITY. I am sure most of us do not get locked into Hypnotic Trances and carry out diabolical schemes sent to us by the underside of our french fries. That would be just you.  

 

[thorodinsson]

There exist mass mind control apparatuses used by the enemy to affect the minds of the masses. It is everywhere, and this is no joking matter.

Also, studies have shown that grass does have a reaction of fear, and the smell of fresh cut grass is a distress signal. Please reaserch further for more info if you're interested.

Satanama