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So after my career at film making was over, with the rejection of my script for the "Jew Box Diaries" I guess John Travolta wouldn't take up the roll of "Jewggy Downz The Lampshader Man" nor Danny Deveto "Da Bean Counter." The rolls just too experimental. And having the Muppet Alf from the hit series "ALF" play Anne Frank was too aunti semitic or something, Slothz don't care about. That and the objections to calling Auschwitz, Make believe land.
So after this I decided to express mail myself to India to take up the application for the Hitler Ice Cream Company. I had Amonbrah the Slothz of the spellz put the address on along with numerous slogans like don't ship to Israel, and I consulted Lydia the Astro-Slothz if the timing was rightz.
After this I was off to India!
Upon landing in India, Roadbrah picked me up on his bike and took me for a tour of the place. I enjoyed the main Hitler murals and took in some Temples. I noticed there was no Buckethead outlets, which is epic.
So I got ready for the big interview and stuff. When my turn in the hot seat came. The interview asked me in a thick India accent.........
"Why I should get this job?"
Then he pointed to the dude waiting in the seat over near the door and stated: "That gentlemen is also applying for the same job and he has numerous degree's in many astute institutes. What makes you a Slothz more qualified then that?"
I looked at him and told him straight......
"Cause I roll with Roadbrahz who was voted the coolest dude in India, and Billy Idol music rulez! And I don't need nothing from some place Slothz don't care about. And that dude looks like a brony."
Upon that the interviewer was like totally mind melted and gave me the job right away with honors!
The dude behind me was all like this......
"Roadbrahz....Billy Idol music rules! I got degrees in stuff from places Slothz don't care about or need.....I just can't compete with this.....this.....Slothz'in, Slothz!" Then he rocked back and forth for awhile humming the theme to My Little Pony or something and how he needs feminism. Till security escorted him to the door.
They put me on the high up line, were I delivered my ideals for making Hitler Ice Cream even more epic.....Like play Billy Idol Music in the factory. Put Roadbrahz in charge of all kinds of stuff. Ban Buckethead fans from the premise along with Bronies and stuff Slothz don't like in general, like Crossfit that was banned too. And putting Swastika's as a counter kosher symbol on the box with 666 and jew jokez. I also put the slogan on the box: The ice cream brand kikes don't like!
In all I was made Empire Leader of Hitler Ice Cream, thatz the epic Slothz Tale for today.
So after my career at film making was over, with the rejection of my script for the "Jew Box Diaries" I guess John Travolta wouldn't take up the roll of "Jewggy Downz The Lampshader Man" nor Danny Deveto "Da Bean Counter." The rolls just too experimental. And having the Muppet Alf from the hit series "ALF" play Anne Frank was too aunti semitic or something, Slothz don't care about. That and the objections to calling Auschwitz, Make believe land.
So after this I decided to express mail myself to India to take up the application for the Hitler Ice Cream Company. I had Amonbrah the Slothz of the spellz put the address on along with numerous slogans like don't ship to Israel, and I consulted Lydia the Astro-Slothz if the timing was rightz.
After this I was off to India!
Upon landing in India, Roadbrah picked me up on his bike and took me for a tour of the place. I enjoyed the main Hitler murals and took in some Temples. I noticed there was no Buckethead outlets, which is epic.
So I got ready for the big interview and stuff. When my turn in the hot seat came. The interview asked me in a thick India accent.........
"Why I should get this job?"
Then he pointed to the dude waiting in the seat over near the door and stated: "That gentlemen is also applying for the same job and he has numerous degree's in many astute institutes. What makes you a Slothz more qualified then that?"
I looked at him and told him straight......
"Cause I roll with Roadbrahz who was voted the coolest dude in India, and Billy Idol music rulez! And I don't need nothing from some place Slothz don't care about. And that dude looks like a brony."
Upon that the interviewer was like totally mind melted and gave me the job right away with honors!
The dude behind me was all like this......
"Roadbrahz....Billy Idol music rules! I got degrees in stuff from places Slothz don't care about or need.....I just can't compete with this.....this.....Slothz'in, Slothz!" Then he rocked back and forth for awhile humming the theme to My Little Pony or something and how he needs feminism. Till security escorted him to the door.
They put me on the high up line, were I delivered my ideals for making Hitler Ice Cream even more epic.....Like play Billy Idol Music in the factory. Put Roadbrahz in charge of all kinds of stuff. Ban Buckethead fans from the premise along with Bronies and stuff Slothz don't like in general, like Crossfit that was banned too. And putting Swastika's as a counter kosher symbol on the box with 666 and jew jokez. I also put the slogan on the box: The ice cream brand kikes don't like!
In all I was made Empire Leader of Hitler Ice Cream, thatz the epic Slothz Tale for today.
