I understand that you want to communicate and make jokes, and so on. But to be frank, a topic like this is generally a waste of time.
Why not post topics like this on an imageboard or another forum? They'd be more willing to entertain you too. As for this forum, I believe it's important to keep topics high-value, and SS-related. For example, ask JoS-related questions, or share information that could be useful. Otherwise this forum will become a mess to sift through.