Rogue Vs. The Christians

[Chris Ostrowski]

<pre class="y[/IMG]I was home for couple of days do to a back injury, so for supper one night
we decided to treat ourselves to McDonald's.
As I was coming in the drive up, with visions of a 20 piece McNuggets on my
mind, I saw that the vehicle in front of me had Bible scriptures stickered on
the sides.
I called Lady Soules and told of this. I said, "Jesus must be hungry for a
Happy Meal."
After they proceeded to buy enough food to feed the whole Second Marine
Division, mind you, this was a VAN with all of four people in it, the driver
proceeded to "bless" the drive-up window dude and tell him that "Jesus loves
him."
I told this to Lady Soules and added, I wished they would just get the "McFuck
out of my McWay so I can get my McFuckin' Food."
I then pulled up to the window. As the Drive-up Dude took my money and gave me
my McFood, I told him, " Satan Loves You, too."
He looked at me and asked, "What did you say?"
I repeated, "Satan Loves you, too," then added, "But not in that weird
incestuous way that Jesus does. Have a nice day."
The look on his face was priceless. I swear I heard his brain suck into itself
.
The laughter on the other end of the phone from Lady Soules was deafening as I
drove away.</pre>
Read more: http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuse ... z0vYpACtlZ

 

[starmithril]

Ohhhh, that's just too funny. .< I have to try that sometime the next time some christian nitwit tells me, "god bless you" or "jesus loves you". ^.^ Hail Satan!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Chris Ostrowski <cplox@... wrote:

I was home for couple of days do to a back injury, so for supper one night
we decided to treat ourselves to McDonald's.
As I was coming in the drive up, with visions of a 20 piece McNuggets on my
mind, I saw that the vehicle in front of me had Bible scriptures stickered on
the sides.
I called Lady Soules and told of this. I said, "Jesus must be hungry for a
Happy Meal."
After they proceeded to buy enough food to feed the whole Second Marine
Division, mind you, this was a VAN with all of four people in it, the driver
proceeded to "bless" the drive-up window dude and tell him that "Jesus loves
him."
I told this to Lady Soules and added, I wished they would just get the "McFuck
out of my McWay so I can get my McFuckin' Food."
I then pulled up to the window. As the Drive-up Dude took my money and gave me
my McFood, I told him, " Satan Loves You, too."
He looked at me and asked, "What did you say?"
I repeated, "Satan Loves you, too," then added, "But not in that weird
incestuous way that Jesus does. Have a nice day."
The look on his face was priceless. I swear I heard his brain suck into itself
.
The laughter on the other end of the phone from Lady Soules was deafening as I
drove away.

Read more:
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuse ... z0vYpACtlZ

 

[Brian Gibbons]

That was so Mcfunny.Can I use that myself?


From: Chris Ostrowski <cplox@...
To: [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]
Sent: Tue, August 3, 2010 11:25:59 AM
Subject: [HellsArmy666] Rogue Vs. The Christians

  <pre class="y[/IMG] I was home for couple of days do to a back injury, so for supper one night
we decided to treat ourselves to McDonald's.
As I was coming in the drive up, with visions of a 20 piece McNuggets on my
mind, I saw that the vehicle in front of me had Bible scriptures stickered on
the sides.
I called Lady Soules and told of this. I said, "Jesus must be hungry for a
Happy Meal."
After they proceeded to buy enough food to feed the whole Second Marine
Division, mind you, this was a VAN with all of four people in it, the driver
proceeded to "bless" the drive-up window dude and tell him that "Jesus loves
him."
I told this to Lady Soules and added, I wished they would just get the "McFuck
out of my McWay so I can
get my McFuckin' Food."
I then pulled up to the window. As the Drive-up Dude took my money and gave me
my McFood, I told him, " Satan Loves You, too."
He looked at me and asked, "What did you say?"
I repeated, "Satan Loves you, too," then added, "But not in that weird
incestuous way that Jesus does. Have a nice day."
The look on his face was priceless. I swear I heard his brain suck into itself
.
The laughter on the other end of the phone from Lady Soules was deafening as I
drove away.</pre>
Read more: http://blogs. myspace.com/ index.cfm? fuseaction= blog.ListAll&#ixzz0vYpACtlZ

 

[Chris Ostrowski]

You have my blessing. Spread the word.


From: Brian Gibbons <briangibbons20@...
To: [email protected]
Sent: Tue, August 3, 2010 5:24:25 PM
Subject: Re: [HellsArmy666] Rogue Vs. The Christians

  That was so Mcfunny.Can I use that myself?


From: Chris Ostrowski <cplox@yahoo. com
To: joyofsatan666@ yahoogroups. com; HellsArmy666@ yahoogroups. com; jos4adults@yahoogro ups.com
Sent: Tue, August 3, 2010 11:25:59 AM
Subject: [HellsArmy666] Rogue Vs. The Christians

  <pre class="y[/IMG] I was home for couple of days do to a back injury, so for supper one night
we decided to treat ourselves to McDonald's.
As I was coming in the drive up, with visions of a 20 piece McNuggets on my
mind, I saw that the vehicle in front of me had Bible scriptures stickered on
the sides.
I called Lady Soules and told of this. I said, "Jesus must be hungry for a
Happy Meal."
After they proceeded to buy enough food to feed the whole Second Marine
Division, mind you, this was a VAN with all of four people in it, the driver
proceeded to "bless" the drive-up window dude and tell him that "Jesus loves
him."
I told this to Lady Soules and added, I wished they would just get the "McFuck
out of my McWay so I can
get my McFuckin' Food."
I then pulled up to the
window. As the Drive-up Dude took my money and gave me
my McFood, I told him, " Satan Loves You, too."
He looked at me and asked, "What did you say?"
I repeated, "Satan Loves you, too," then added, "But not in that weird
incestuous way that Jesus does. Have a nice day."
The look on his face was priceless. I swear I heard his brain suck into itself
.
The laughter on the other end of the phone from Lady Soules was deafening as I
drove away.</pre>
Read more: http://blogs. myspace.com/ index.cfm? fuseaction= blog.ListAll&#ixzz0vYpACtlZ