Preacher last night-ridiculous

[Merlin1]

Last night me and a few friends were out wandering, as we usually do since we are all very broke. At about 9:30pm I noticed a very familiar, obnoxious yelling. It was the neighborhood preacher!
So I took out one of my peices of paper qouting bible verses, and walked up to him and handed it to him. it was titled,"the bloodthirsty vampire". he read it the title only, and then went on a rant about vampires and twilight and all sortsa shit being of the devil.
and after me, and my little brother, and a drunk, and one of our other friends starting arguing with him, I said,"Your god's a vampire," and he said,"YOU GUYS ARE VAMPIRES!".ROFL. He then went on his usual rant. he lost that arguement, and everyone around knew it.
It doesn't really matter what he, or anyone in his preaching group does from this point forward, because tonight me and my little brother are raising niding poles to their Death.
HAHAHAHA. HAIL SATAN!

 

[XxLOVELESSxX]

Lol this really did make me laugh!!!!! I especially love the part "Your god is a vampire!"

HAIL FATHER SATAN!!!!!!!!!THE TRUE LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "Merlin" <darkfury211@... wrote:

Last night me and a few friends were out wandering, as we usually do since we are all very broke. At about 9:30pm I noticed a very familiar, obnoxious yelling. It was the neighborhood preacher!
So I took out one of my peices of paper qouting bible verses, and walked up to him and handed it to him. it was titled,"the bloodthirsty vampire". he read it the title only, and then went on a rant about vampires and twilight and all sortsa shit being of the devil.
and after me, and my little brother, and a drunk, and one of our other friends starting arguing with him, I said,"Your god's a vampire," and he said,"YOU GUYS ARE VAMPIRES!".ROFL. He then went on his usual rant. he lost that arguement, and everyone around knew it.
It doesn't really matter what he, or anyone in his preaching group does from this point forward, because tonight me and my little brother are raising niding poles to their Death.
HAHAHAHA. HAIL SATAN!

 

[DemonW]

So cool! I wish I could have seen his face! xtian preachers are not even worth the dirt they stand on.

666/88

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "XxLOVELESSxX" <witch_of_flames@... wrote:




Lol this really did make me laugh!!!!! I especially love the part "Your god is a vampire!"

HAIL FATHER SATAN!!!!!!!!!THE TRUE LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "Merlin" <darkfury211@ wrote:

Last night me and a few friends were out wandering, as we usually do since we are all very broke. At about 9:30pm I noticed a very familiar, obnoxious yelling. It was the neighborhood preacher!
So I took out one of my peices of paper qouting bible verses, and walked up to him and handed it to him. it was titled,"the bloodthirsty vampire". he read it the title only, and then went on a rant about vampires and twilight and all sortsa shit being of the devil.
and after me, and my little brother, and a drunk, and one of our other friends starting arguing with him, I said,"Your god's a vampire," and he said,"YOU GUYS ARE VAMPIRES!".ROFL. He then went on his usual rant. he lost that arguement, and everyone around knew it.
It doesn't really matter what he, or anyone in his preaching group does from this point forward, because tonight me and my little brother are raising niding poles to their Death.
HAHAHAHA. HAIL SATAN!