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[High Priestess Maxine Dietrich]

Yes. First off, go and purchase a black cape. Ideally, your hair should be jet black, with a widow's peak. You should use dye for this. You can use Halloween makeup to color in the pointed widow's peak.

On your outing, make sure to purchase red, light grey and black Halloween makeup crayons and foundation. The grey should go over your entire face to give a dead look.

Then, the blood red should go over your lips. Now don't forget to purchase some fangs. Those are definitely a need.

Take the black makeup crayon and color in your eyebrows, making sure they are arched with a pronounced point in the middle of the top. Black mascara should also be used for your eyelashes along with black eyeliner which will highlight the dead look along with the light grey foundation on your face.

You should be dressed in black beneath the black cape. Wear black boots or black shoes and especially black socks.

Black fingernail polish is also a must. Make sure you use the grey makeup on the skin of your hands as well. If this is too difficult, black gloves can be substituted.

From there, you can go downtown in your local community and frighten the public. Make sure only to go out after the sun sets.

Hope that helped.


High Priestess Maxine Dietrich
www.joyofsatan.org
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shehan wanniarachci

Sep 22 11:58 PM

Please can you guys tell me how ti achive vampirism? 

 

[ed8874]

Lmfao, I laughed all the way to the end.

 

[yvamtl1]

Hello Maxine and all others, my name is Jeffrey. I have lost the original message I sent you (lol), so I will send you another. I am a victim of psychic abuse and have no one else to turn to. As I am writing this, I hear voices in my head telling me strange things about things of a spiritual manner, mostly that Jehovah has deliberatly put voices in my head to speak to me. I had a vision about 4 years ago that I saw a red house in the sky. As I approached it, a guard came out to me and threw me onto the ground and left. Then, I saw the word "zeitgeist" in my dreams. What does this mean? Satan has never spoken to me, but i have seen him once in a trance state. I do not expect you to believe me, as society would not, but please, if you could, summon satan and tell him that Jeffrey sent you to him and that Jehovah is ABUSING ME to the point where I cant even function in society because I am suffering.  will do ANYTHING to escape YHVH"s clutches, PLEASE HELP (CONTACT Satan for me and tell him that I am hearing voices that came from JEHOVAH. And If I were telling a lie, how come when i call satan that satan refuses to even acknlowedge my presence PLEASE HELP. 

                                                                          Warm Regards,                                                                                                     Jeffrey