Images that describe xianity honestly

[FancyMancy]

Let's resurrect (pun not intended) a good, old thread. The previous thread was started by Forum Contributor.

Well, I'd like to know how "jesus" managed to punch its way out of its mum's unbroken, virginous hymen...

 

[LightMangoMango]

Haha I love this :lol: amazing

p.s. but I have to admit that I dont get the one with the prisoner and "lawyer" in it.

 

[FancyMancy]

 

[FancyMancy]

Here's a better one -

 

[FancyMancy]

Picture filename "behold-the-path-560x547.jpg" is 404; reuploaded -

 

[FancyMancy]

Picture filename "90-12-01-2.jpg" is 404; if I remember correctly, then this is the picture (and this one is the best-quality/highest resolution I could find) -

 

[FancyMancy]

I thought this one would have been on here already.

 

[FancyMancy]

just gonna leave these here again

GoodPoland_Kaplica_Czaszek_01.jpg re-uploaded as an image search sample -

 

[Arin]

Funnily enough there is a lizard that looks just like this when threatened and does indeed spray venom

 

[Arin]

just gonna leave these here again

anddd I feel like im gonna throw up now, fucking disgusting. Fake or not perfect example of what christianity is built upon. LITERALLY.

 

[Ol argedco luciftias]

just gonna leave these here again

anddd I feel like im gonna throw up now, fucking disgusting. Fake or not perfect example of what christianity is built upon. LITERALLY.

Not fake. Real 100%

 

[Silent Sword]

Funnily enough there is a lizard that looks just like this when threatened and does indeed spray venom

That was the joke.

 

[RavenSky666]

Every xian reading their bible ever,

 

[Paladin of Khepu]

Crocodile Dundee: Here is a pope, a very dangerous if you get to close. Let's prod it with a stick eh?

(Prods with stick, Pope goes into defense mode.)

Crocodile Dundee: Ay it's angry!!

 

[Ravenheart666]

Crocodile Dundee: Here is a pope, a very dangerous if you get to close. Let's prod it with a stick eh?

(Prods with stick, Pope goes into defense mode.)

Crocodile Dundee: Ay it's angry!!

Dude.. :lol: :lol: :lol: . Gold !

 

[Paladin of Khepu]

:lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Crocodile Dundee: Here is a pope, a very dangerous if you get to close. Let's prod it with a stick eh?

(Prods with stick, Pope goes into defense mode.)

Crocodile Dundee: Ay it's angry!!

Dude.. :lol: :lol: :lol: . Gold !

 

[FancyMancy]

 

[darkmonkey666]

"When Jesus died on the cross along with him died the hopes dreams and potentials and eventually lives of billions of others on this planet"

 

[FancyMancy]

 

[FancyMancy]

In lollage to this post I just made, on the same page as a post I referred to is a related question.

My reply to that mother would be "You could always pray about it. Derp.".

 

[FancyMancy]

 

[xlnt]

 

[FancyMancy]

...

Oh, thanks for posting that. You reminded me about one I wanted to post about this current the dope.

I know I replied against the Star before, but it was the paper I saw in a shop and it's a bit funny, so...

 

[FancyMancy]

 

[FancyMancy]

https://archive.is/8pqnC

https://archive.is/auKo0

https://archive.is/NZo1J

https://archive.is/rt3Es

https://archive.is/Q7n3O

https://archive.is/tznFQ

 

[xlnt]

 

[Shakra]

Meme I created

 

[FancyMancy]

John 3:16
For god so loved the World that he gave you the virtually-impossible task of earning a place in heaven by making you have free will then demanding that you be as politically-correct as possible by doing as he wishes; for god did not come into the World to condemn the World, but to make you jump through hoops defying your own uniqueness, individuality and originality... for him.
Logically-Revised Edition.

 

[FancyMancy]

Herp-derp. It's not as if "god" could have told anyone.

 

[FancyMancy]

...and in a tree stump...
...and in a dog's arse...

Homer Meets "god"

https://www.bitchute.com/video/doDf8Aiayf1F

...and in tortillas!...
...and in dreams...
...and in cartoons...

and... and... and...

...but never in actuality!

 

[FancyMancy]

As known, christians don't read the bibles, and preachers/ministers lie. I wonder how fundamentalist this Tiff is, and how miffed-off Tiff would get when corrected. (Joke definitely intended.)

 

[Ol argedco luciftias]

Regardless of anything else, it is a good action to try to get people to not drink alcohol. There might be some people helped by that.

 

[FancyMancy]

I think it would also be funny if it was Eve instead of "god" who asked how Joe knew. Also - "god" makes penises and decides they're evil, disgusting, wrong, "sin". "god" decides that's the only way Humans can procreate Naturally, and decides that is evil, disgusting, wrong, "sin". Yep.