Images that describe xianity honestly

[FancyMancy]

you'll have to pretend that you can hear my tonation, not unlike pretending that you hear the holey Ruskie wodka spirit talking to you...
"god" is "dog" backwards, where "god"... just... erm... ... ...and dog brings me newspaper and slippers and defends my home from strange cats and cuddles up with me when I'm sad, and "god"... sort of... Seriously? WtF? "god" what?! I love dog! Herp-fucking-d--oh, fucking forget it, FFS...

 

[FancyMancy]

Because Bitchute takes too long to process, I used imgur for this, but it doesn't like videos that are longer than 60 seconds, so I had to speed this one up slightly.

Turn sound on

https://imgur.com/XE8bbI4

I'm waiting for christians to becry No True Scotsman.

 

[Shodorobo]

 

[FancyMancy]

That's a really good, and really horrible, one at the same time.

 

[FancyMancy]

"god" is a Karen. Some think "god" is a woman; since "god" is supposedly neither Male or Female, I think "god" is a non-gendered, non-sexed (and also virgin, despite having a "son" and despite raping underaged, supposedly-virgin, married Mary) allegedly-male Karen (which would be Kevin or Ken technically, but I mean it more specifically and directly as a (fake)male-Karen).

Why? Because this is the Human version of "god" -

"god" the Karen

https://imgur.com/Eu9q4It

"god", the selfish, spoilt brat piece of shit.

 

[FancyMancy]

An appeal aimed at stopping the large scale dumping of plastic bottles containing Bible verses in the River Bann appears to have worked.

xians polluting River Bann with biblical nonsense

xians polluting River Bann with biblical nonsense

Images that describe xianity honestly https://ancient-forums.com/viewtopic.php?p=1640#1640

old.bitchute.com

https://archive.is/dub2e

christians: No True Scotsman christian would do that!
"god" didn't inform you that it would happen, nor prevent it from happening. In "god"'s opinion, it is good.

Luke 12:49
I have come to bring fire on the earth, and how I wish it were already kindled!
NIV

I am come to send fire on the earth; and what will I, if it be already kindled?
KJV
~jesus

Context - the heading in the text is "not peace, but division"

https://archive.is/sBgnv

christians: The news item was about water, not burning the Earth! The Devil shows how stupid you are!
Oh, so this is literal, then, not symbolic? Herp-derp.

"god" is such a divider (see also Tower of Babel - "god" said, "If we don't fuck their shit up, then nothing they plan will be impossible for them to do") and a destroyer. So evil. Similarly, christians are supporters and accomplices of evil - polluting a river with plastic and nonsense. The nonsense would dissipate in the water, since paper can break-up when wet, but protecting it in plastic - and thousands of times? christians are so careless and uncaring...

 

[FancyMancy]

 

[FancyMancy]

I need an image woth suicidal xian quotes, like a list in a image.

Where to begin? There's an entire bible-full of them! (There are multiple volumes - bibles!) If you mean anything specific, then I'm not able to read your mind. It might exist online, or you could make it yourself.

 

[FancyMancy]

Possible epilepsy warning.

Spoiler

 

[Hierothronos]

Where to begin? There's an entire bible-full of them! (There are multiple volumes - bibles!) If you mean anything specific, then I'm not able to read your mind. It might exist online, or you could make it yourself.

Found what I was looking for.

 

[FancyMancy]

Found what I was looking for.

Nice one! I haven't seen that one before. You might realise that I appreciate the list-type things, as per some of my threads.

 

[FancyMancy]

 

[Basileus]

Dudes those are completely jokes I LOVE THEM , let's gooo!!!! The Gay Jessus and Mohammed look awesome !

 

[Basileus]

"When Jesus died on the cross along with him died the hopes dreams and potentials and eventually lives of billions of others on this planet"

Like..what do you mean by that? What's the purpose of saying this shit anyways then some dogy pictures , is this how Jesus look ,right? him and his lovely angelic beings .

 

[FancyMancy]

 

[FancyMancy]

They may be trolling and lying and formerly(and currently-if-they-could)-murdering, etc. but...

...it's funny that in countries that, from what I can tell, are only catholic and not other demoninations of christianity, which christians went over to and colonised and raped and raided and razed... that they are full of crime, poverty, drugs, dying of starvation, etc. In more secular societies where abrahamism is not the main death cult, societies actually exist.

Oh, and

only they can pillage and rape and destroy... No-one else can... Because Pagans are ebull and "god" is just; therefore, xians are doing well in their actions; they're dOiNg GoOd and are doing that "good" well.

 

[Tethys333]

I thought this one would have been on here already.

It makes you laugh but also makes you think

 

[FancyMancy]

brother, do you want to know the latest? my classmate is taking a week off just to go visit "the memory train". what a mess!

I don't know what that is, but OK!

 

[FancyMancy]

You can have faith or you can know.

 

[FancyMancy]

I used AI to generate these. I wanted it to do them both in one, but I don't pay money to do these things.

 

[FancyMancy]