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I would like to thank Father for hooking me up with my girl.

thesataniclazy

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Father is soooooo awesome and he hooked me up with my lover. I just want to thank you Father and any other Gods that played a hand. Your AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME. Was going to use three awesomes but I like the number four, if you have a problem with me using the word 4 times or the toaster oven does not meet your needs you can expect a full money back guarantee (does not include residents residing outside of the US).


Hail Father Satan and the Gods of Old!
 
That is good for you, it is always nice when Father bestows us with blessings. Unfortunately the only blessing I received today was the urge to hang myself which caused my ceiling fan to rip out of the ceiling. I have a strong feeling Father dislikes me, I must have betrayed him somehow in the past.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "thesataniclazy" <thesataniclazy@... wrote:

Father is soooooo awesome and he hooked me up with my lover. I just want to thank you Father and any other Gods that played a hand. Your AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME. Was going to use three awesomes but I like the number four, if you have a problem with me using the word 4 times or the toaster oven does not meet your needs you can expect a full money back guarantee (does not include residents residing outside of the US).


Hail Father Satan and the Gods of Old!
 
Woah, that's kind of spontaneous don't you think? That is not the right path and you know it. I suggest you do a ritual to Satan and make peace with him.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "dshiznit6996" <dbtwiztid@... wrote:

That is good for you, it is always nice when Father bestows us with blessings. Unfortunately the only blessing I received today was the urge to hang myself which caused my ceiling fan to rip out of the ceiling. I have a strong feeling Father dislikes me, I must have betrayed him somehow in the past.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "thesataniclazy" <thesataniclazy@ wrote:

Father is soooooo awesome and he hooked me up with my lover. I just want to thank you Father and any other Gods that played a hand. Your AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME. Was going to use three awesomes but I like the number four, if you have a problem with me using the word 4 times or the toaster oven does not meet your needs you can expect a full money back guarantee (does not include residents residing outside of the US).


Hail Father Satan and the Gods of Old!
 
get over your problems, meditate everyday, and don't think like that, thinking in a negative way, will only end with disaster, get your shit together, and know that the Father doesn't hate you, Satan helps those who help themselves.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "dshiznit6996" <dbtwiztid@... wrote:

That is good for you, it is always nice when Father bestows us with blessings. Unfortunately the only blessing I received today was the urge to hang myself which caused my ceiling fan to rip out of the ceiling. I have a strong feeling Father dislikes me, I must have betrayed him somehow in the past.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "thesataniclazy" <thesataniclazy@ wrote:

Father is soooooo awesome and he hooked me up with my lover. I just want to thank you Father and any other Gods that played a hand. Your AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME. Was going to use three awesomes but I like the number four, if you have a problem with me using the word 4 times or the toaster oven does not meet your needs you can expect a full money back guarantee (does not include residents residing outside of the US).


Hail Father Satan and the Gods of Old!
 

Al Jilwah: Chapter IV

"It is my desire that all my followers unite in a bond of unity, lest those who are without prevail against them." - Shaitan

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