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I would like to thank Father for hooking me up with my girl.

thesataniclazy1 min to read

Father is soooooo awesome and he hooked me up with my lover. I just want to thank you Father and any other Gods that played a hand. Your AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME. Was going to use three awesomes but I like the number four, if you have a problem with me using the word 4 times or the toaster oven does not meet your needs you can expect a full money back guarantee (does not include residents residing outside of the US).


Hail Father Satan and the Gods of Old!

#1

That is good for you, it is always nice when Father bestows us with blessings. Unfortunately the only blessing I received today was the urge to hang myself which caused my ceiling fan to rip out of the ceiling. I have a strong feeling Father dislikes me, I must have betrayed him somehow in the past.

--- In , "thesataniclazy" <thesataniclazy@... wrote:

Father is soooooo awesome and he hooked me up with my lover. I just want to thank you Father and any other Gods that played a hand. Your AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME. Was going to use three awesomes but I like the number four, if you have a problem with me using the word 4 times or the toaster oven does not meet your needs you can expect a full money back guarantee (does not include residents residing outside of the US).


Hail Father Satan and the Gods of Old!

#2

Woah, that's kind of spontaneous don't you think? That is not the right path and you know it. I suggest you do a ritual to Satan and make peace with him.

--- In , "dshiznit6996" <dbtwiztid@... wrote:

That is good for you, it is always nice when Father bestows us with blessings. Unfortunately the only blessing I received today was the urge to hang myself which caused my ceiling fan to rip out of the ceiling. I have a strong feeling Father dislikes me, I must have betrayed him somehow in the past.

--- In , "thesataniclazy" <thesataniclazy@ wrote:

Father is soooooo awesome and he hooked me up with my lover. I just want to thank you Father and any other Gods that played a hand. Your AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME. Was going to use three awesomes but I like the number four, if you have a problem with me using the word 4 times or the toaster oven does not meet your needs you can expect a full money back guarantee (does not include residents residing outside of the US).


Hail Father Satan and the Gods of Old!

#3

get over your problems, meditate everyday, and don't think like that, thinking in a negative way, will only end with disaster, get your shit together, and know that the Father doesn't hate you, Satan helps those who help themselves.

--- In , "dshiznit6996" <dbtwiztid@... wrote:

That is good for you, it is always nice when Father bestows us with blessings. Unfortunately the only blessing I received today was the urge to hang myself which caused my ceiling fan to rip out of the ceiling. I have a strong feeling Father dislikes me, I must have betrayed him somehow in the past.

--- In , "thesataniclazy" <thesataniclazy@ wrote:

Father is soooooo awesome and he hooked me up with my lover. I just want to thank you Father and any other Gods that played a hand. Your AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME. Was going to use three awesomes but I like the number four, if you have a problem with me using the word 4 times or the toaster oven does not meet your needs you can expect a full money back guarantee (does not include residents residing outside of the US).


Hail Father Satan and the Gods of Old!