"Come down, holy ghost!" -- Humor

[chalchiuhnenetzin]

At a holy roller pentecostal meeting, the bombastic preacher always had an assistant perched somewhere hidden, high above the congregation, who would release a dove, on cue, whenever the preacher would roar: "Come down, holy ghost!" Usually it went as planned and the stupefied congregation ooh'd, aah'd, and amen'd appropriately as the bird fluttered and pooped over their heads. One day, however, all did not go as planned. "Come down, holy ghost," the preacher thundered. Nothing happened. "Come down, holy ghost!" he repeated. Still no bird. He kept this up for a while until an answer came back : "Big orange cat gone done ate the holy ghost, reverend. Shall I send down the cat?"

 

[Mariana Mariana]

Someone give that Cat a Bowl of Milk and a Tin of Premium Sheba!!

I love the use of the word "Bombastic" lolol

Hail Satan!!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "chalchiuhnenetzin" <jaguarcat2002@... wrote:

At a holy roller pentecostal meeting, the bombastic preacher always had an assistant perched somewhere hidden, high above the congregation, who would release a dove, on cue, whenever the preacher would roar: "Come down, holy ghost!" Usually it went as planned and the stupefied congregation ooh'd, aah'd, and amen'd appropriately as the bird fluttered and pooped over their heads. One day, however, all did not go as planned. "Come down, holy ghost," the preacher thundered. Nothing happened. "Come down, holy ghost!" he repeated. Still no bird. He kept this up for a while until an answer came back : "Big orange cat gone done ate the holy ghost, reverend. Shall I send down the cat?"

 

[Allison P]

Ha! Now *that* is funny! Right on, kitty! Lol. Hail Satan!

On 9/19/09, Ouroboros <ouroboros.anundr@... wrote:
Someone give that Cat a Bowl of Milk and a Tin of Premium Sheba!!

I love the use of the word "Bombastic" lolol

Hail Satan!!


--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "chalchiuhnenetzin"
<jaguarcat2002@... wrote:

At a holy roller pentecostal meeting, the bombastic preacher always had an
assistant perched somewhere hidden, high above the congregation, who would
release a dove, on cue, whenever the preacher would roar: "Come down, holy
ghost!" Usually it went as planned and the stupefied congregation ooh'd,
aah'd, and amen'd appropriately as the bird fluttered and pooped over
their heads. One day, however, all did not go as planned. "Come down, holy
ghost," the preacher thundered. Nothing happened. "Come down, holy ghost!"
he repeated. Still no bird. He kept this up for a while until an answer
came back : "Big orange cat gone done ate the holy ghost, reverend. Shall
I send down the cat?"

 

[Bree]

Yay! That made me laugh xD

 

[william northam]

lol yea throw a cat on them

On Sat, Sep 19, 2009 at 12:32 PM, chalchiuhnenetzin <jaguarcat2002@... wrote:

  At a holy roller pentecostal meeting, the bombastic preacher always had an assistant perched somewhere hidden, high above the congregation, who would release a dove, on cue, whenever the preacher would roar: "Come down, holy ghost!" Usually it went as planned and the stupefied congregation ooh'd, aah'd, and amen'd appropriately as the bird fluttered and pooped over their heads. One day, however, all did not go as planned. "Come down, holy ghost," the preacher thundered. Nothing happened. "Come down, holy ghost!" he repeated. Still no bird. He kept this up for a while until an answer came back : "Big orange cat gone done ate the holy ghost, reverend. Shall I send down the cat?"