Christian parents

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Ugh, my mother is pissing me the FUCK OFF.


She just walks into my room with that anoying smile that she gets sometimes and hands me a bible. She wants me to read everyday. She wants me to read the whole bible. Like I'll ever do that..

 

[blood.werewolf]

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "crypsiskilla@..." <crypsiskilla@... wrote:

Ugh, my mother is pissing me the FUCK OFF.


She just walks into my room with that anoying smile that she gets sometimes and hands me a bible. She wants me to read everyday. She wants me to read the whole bible. Like I'll ever do that..

Don't you see all the possibilities?!

http://www.luciferianliberationfront.org/llf2.html

Go here. Its a very cool site where you can point out the mistakes of the bible. I actually have read a lot of the bible on my own, just so I could point out their mistakes. We were reading with my friend a fragment of the bible whith Jewish law in front of the whole class. for ex. that it is ok. to sell your children to slavery, or that you can rape freely or that you shouldn't let the sorcerors live. And guess what? We got trouble for that. Even though we didn't lie it was all in the bible

here's what I would do on your place:

Thanks mom! <flip to Luke 14:26 read out loud the fragment that you should hate your family. Oh wrong chapter tee hee

Use your imagination. Force your mother to see the truth by asking hard to answer questions like:
<find the fragment where moses kill the whole village and the fragment where virgins are a sacrifice to god. Show it to your mother

Why does the god like human sacrifice?

Why did he condemn innocent children to die in the flood?

And so on.

Use you creativity. Always think for yourself. And remember that Father won't allow xtians to walk the earth soon enough

Hail ENKI !

 

[akame_alex]

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "crypsiskilla@..." <crypsiskilla@... wrote:

Ugh, my mother is pissing me the FUCK OFF.


She just walks into my room with that anoying smile that she gets sometimes and hands me a bible. She wants me to read everyday. She wants me to read the whole bible. Like I'll ever do that..
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The bible is really funny lol...some days ago i went to my cousin and she had "The bible for kids". It was really nice drawed but...honestly everything what's in there is about revenge. I can't understand how can they be so blind.....

 

[doom1n1gloom]

Just hide a few playboy magazines inside or something... Thatll trick her.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "crypsiskilla@..." <crypsiskilla@... wrote:

Ugh, my mother is pissing me the FUCK OFF.


She just walks into my room with that anoying smile that she gets sometimes and hands me a bible. She wants me to read everyday. She wants me to read the whole bible. Like I'll ever do that..

 

[[email protected]]

Ah yes, the luciferianliberationfront
I also like to read through the skepticsannotatedbible site. I've read more from the bible there than from an actual Bible.

Next time my mother comes up to me with that subject I'll pop one of those questions.

Thx wolf


HS!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "blood.werewolf" <blood.werewolf@... wrote:

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "crypsiskilla@" <crypsiskilla@ wrote:

Ugh, my mother is pissing me the FUCK OFF.


She just walks into my room with that anoying smile that she gets sometimes and hands me a bible. She wants me to read everyday. She wants me to read the whole bible. Like I'll ever do that..

Don't you see all the possibilities?!

http://www.luciferianliberationfront.org/llf2.html

Go here. Its a very cool site where you can point out the mistakes of the bible. I actually have read a lot of the bible on my own, just so I could point out their mistakes. We were reading with my friend a fragment of the bible whith Jewish law in front of the whole class. for ex. that it is ok. to sell your children to slavery, or that you can rape freely or that you shouldn't let the sorcerors live. And guess what? We got trouble for that. Even though we didn't lie it was all in the bible

here's what I would do on your place:

Thanks mom! <flip to Luke 14:26 read out loud the fragment that you should hate your family. Oh wrong chapter tee hee

Use your imagination. Force your mother to see the truth by asking hard to answer questions like:
<find the fragment where moses kill the whole village and the fragment where virgins are a sacrifice to god. Show it to your mother

Why does the god like human sacrifice?

Why did he condemn innocent children to die in the flood?

And so on.

Use you creativity. Always think for yourself. And remember that Father won't allow xtians to walk the earth soon enough

Hail ENKI !

 

[[email protected]]

Hahahha xD

"What did you read today?"

"Uhm... Moses... "saved" a whole bunch of people... yeah... then he went up a mountain to retrieve the 10 boobie- I MEAN COMMANDMENDS"

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "doom1n1gloom" <doom1n1gloom@... wrote:

Just hide a few playboy magazines inside or something... Thatll trick her.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "crypsiskilla@" <crypsiskilla@ wrote:

Ugh, my mother is pissing me the FUCK OFF.


She just walks into my room with that anoying smile that she gets sometimes and hands me a bible. She wants me to read everyday. She wants me to read the whole bible. Like I'll ever do that..

 

[Austyn Rivera]

Lol nice save
-----Original Message-----
Date: Thursday, July 16, 2009 12:20:20 am
To: [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]
From: "crypsiskilla@..." <crypsiskilla@...
Subject: [Teens4Satan] Re: Christian parents

Hahahha xD

"What did you read today?"

"Uhm... Moses... "saved" a whole bunch of people... yeah... then he went up a mountain to retrieve the 10 boobie- I MEAN COMMANDMENDS"

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "doom1n1gloom" <doom1n1gloom@... wrote:

Just hide a few playboy magazines inside or something... Thatll trick her.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "crypsiskilla@" <crypsiskilla@ wrote:

Ugh, my mother is pissing me the FUCK OFF.


She just walks into my room with that anoying smile that she gets sometimes and hands me a bible. She wants me to read everyday. She wants me to read the whole bible. Like I'll ever do that..

 

[Cat Fish]

ROFL!!!

From: "crypsiskilla@..." <crypsiskilla@...
To: [email protected]
Sent: Thursday, July 16, 2009 2:48:56 AM
Subject: [Teens4Satan] Re: Christian parents

  Hahahha xD

"What did you read today?"

"Uhm... Moses... "saved" a whole bunch of people... yeah... then he went up a mountain to retrieve the 10 boobie- I MEAN COMMANDMENDS"

--- In Teens4Satan@ yahoogroups. com, "doom1n1gloom" <doom1n1gloom@ ... wrote:

Just hide a few playboy magazines inside or something... Thatll trick her.

--- In Teens4Satan@ yahoogroups. com, "crypsiskilla@ " <crypsiskilla@ wrote:

Ugh, my mother is pissing me the FUCK OFF.


She just walks into my room with that anoying smile that she gets sometimes and hands me a bible. She wants me to read everyday. She wants me to read the whole bible. Like I'll ever do that..

 

[zarthespada]

I got babtized 2 years ago unwillingly,will that change anything for me even though i didnt want to?

 

[nightfoxx666]

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "zarthespada" <zarthespada@... wrote:

I got babtized 2 years ago unwillingly,will that change anything for me even though i didnt want to?

Babtizm doesnt mean anything, it's a meaningless christian thing, Christians dont have any power and it has no value whatsoever, it's just some water.