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garimevil

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high priestess maxine,you should add this meditation to the meditation page.
i made this meditation up while i was just chiling outside thinking and lstening to music.(no trance needed)
alright,chill and get all comfortable and relaxed.now,imagine that your outside and the weather is cloudy and sunny.behind some clouds in the sky,there is a small ball of white light.now visualize that you have a rope and you throw it at that ball of light and catch it in a circle knot.now visualize yourself yanking this thing down to the ground untill its right in front of you.
the ball has"holy spirit"labeld on it.time to give this "holy spirit"a piece of your mind.you have unlimited options to torment and destroy "holy spirit" just for the fun of it.("holy spirit"never dies but use that to your endless fun)
wat i imagined is pulling out a very heavy sledge hammer from my pocket and a can of wip cream,then i kept hiting "holy spirit" and spraying wip cream on it.the options are endless.YOU,not "holy spirit"ARE IN CONTROL.for more fun,imagine the same thing,but "jesus" as a screw driver.y? because all he does is screw u over.
 
--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "garimevil" <garimevil@... wrote:
high priestess maxine,you should add this meditation to the meditation page.
i made this meditation up while i was just chiling outside thinking and lstening to music.(no trance needed)
alright,chill and get all comfortable and relaxed.now,imagine that your outside and the weather is cloudy and sunny.behind some clouds in the sky,there is a small ball of white light.now visualize that you have a rope and you throw it at that ball of light and catch it in a circle knot.now visualize yourself yanking this thing down to the ground untill its right in front of you.
the ball has"holy spirit"labeld on it.time to give this "holy spirit"a piece of your mind.you have unlimited options to torment and destroy "holy spirit" just for the fun of it.("holy spirit"never dies but use that to your endless fun)
wat i imagined is pulling out a very heavy sledge hammer from my pocket and a can of wip cream,then i kept hiting "holy spirit" and spraying wip cream on it.the options are endless.YOU,not "holy spirit"ARE IN CONTROL.for more fun,imagine the same thing,but "jesus" as a screw driver.y? because all he does is screw u over.
Hahaha. I sometimes amuse myself by having fantasies of me having super strenght and killing christians in any way imaginable :D
 
I could think of alot of things to do with this. It'd probally be good therapy for people with hangups with christianity.
Spraying whip cream on the holy spirit and having Jesus screw as a screw driver sounds funny but You could get sexual and imagine Jesus screwing Mary with whip cream on her.You could have alot of fun with this i think.





On Tue, Sep 22, 2009 at 9:59 AM, roosterdf <roosterdf@... wrote:
  --- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "garimevil" <garimevil@... wrote:

high priestess maxine,you should add this meditation to the meditation page.
i made this meditation up while i was just chiling outside thinking and lstening to music.(no trance needed)
alright,chill and get all comfortable and relaxed.now,imagine that your outside and the weather is cloudy and sunny.behind some clouds in the sky,there is a small ball of white light.now visualize that you have a rope and you throw it at that ball of light and catch it in a circle knot.now visualize yourself yanking this thing down to the ground untill its right in front of you.
the ball has"holy spirit"labeld on it.time to give this "holy spirit"a piece of your mind.you have unlimited options to torment and destroy "holy spirit" just for the fun of it.("holy spirit"never dies but use that to your endless fun)
wat i imagined is pulling out a very heavy sledge hammer from my pocket and a can of wip cream,then i kept hiting "holy spirit" and spraying wip cream on it.the options are endless.YOU,not "holy spirit"ARE IN CONTROL.for more fun,imagine the same thing,but "jesus" as a screw driver.y? because all he does is screw u over.

Hahaha. I sometimes amuse myself by having fantasies of me having super strenght and killing christians in any way imaginable :D
 
i can but i really dont like seeing jesus make anymore dumb ideas about nothing but i see what you mean to degrade him and i agree with you--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], william northam <willybilly30@... wrote:
I could think of alot of things to do with this. It'd probally be good
therapy for people with hangups with christianity.
Spraying whip cream on the holy spirit and having Jesus screw as a screw
driver sounds funny but You could get sexual and imagine Jesus screwing Mary
with whip cream on her.You could have alot of fun with this i think.





On Tue, Sep 22, 2009 at 9:59 AM, roosterdf <roosterdf@... wrote:



--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url] <JoyofSatan666%40yahoogroups.com,
"garimevil" <garimevil@ wrote:

high priestess maxine,you should add this meditation to the meditation
page.
i made this meditation up while i was just chiling outside thinking and
lstening to music.(no trance needed)
alright,chill and get all comfortable and relaxed.now,imagine that your
outside and the weather is cloudy and sunny.behind some clouds in the
sky,there is a small ball of white light.now visualize that you have a rope
and you throw it at that ball of light and catch it in a circle knot.now
visualize yourself yanking this thing down to the ground untill its right in
front of you.
the ball has"holy spirit"labeld on it.time to give this "holy spirit"a
piece of your mind.you have unlimited options to torment and destroy "holy
spirit" just for the fun of it.("holy spirit"never dies but use that to your
endless fun)
wat i imagined is pulling out a very heavy sledge hammer from my pocket
and a can of wip cream,then i kept hiting "holy spirit" and spraying wip
cream on it.the options are endless.YOU,not "holy spirit"ARE IN CONTROL.for
more fun,imagine the same thing,but "jesus" as a screw driver.y? because all
he does is screw u over.

Hahaha. I sometimes amuse myself by having fantasies of me having super
strenght and killing christians in any way imaginable :D
 

Al Jilwah: Chapter IV

"It is my desire that all my followers unite in a bond of unity, lest those who are without prevail against them." - Shaitan

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