A hilarious video that was shared with me

[strengththroughsatan89]

This video was recently shared with me and it is of a christian admitting christians are slaves to jesus. I suggest anyone who watches this to have asprin ready for the way this kid explains this is going to make your head spin and pound like crazy LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3kXRHjPZF0

Hail Satan

 

[Lilith Crowley]

Welcome to christianity! The religion where, wherever you go, you'll never have a single true friend and you have no choice but to be a slave to your god AND to your jewish neighbor! So stop by your local church today! And remember, we scan for cash!***Sides effects of christianity are the following and may or may not occur in this order: Stupidity, headaches, hypocrysy, heartburn, indigestion, constipation or diarrhea, obesity, heart failure, heart attacks, liver failure, kidney failure, an empty wallet, unstable behaviors, eating disorders, alcohol dependency, drug dependency (may lead to compulsive gambling and/or gang activity), sexual disorders, slavery, compulsive lying, pasty smiles, insanity, and suicide and/or hospitalization.
Thoughts of suicide may occur if taken with alcohol.

Inform your current eight psychiatrists if you are on any medications such as zoloft or cymbalta. Christianity is not for everyone as the religion itself and it's holidays have been known to cause mass suicides. Christianity has also been shown to cause sociopathical tendencies and "hallucinations".
Theft, robbery, homicidal tendencies, and cannibalism have been shown in extreme cases or for those who take books too literally.***So stop by today, and ask your doctor if xtianity is right for you! And don't worry! You're going to "hell" anyway!
*Ritual murder of virgins may occur if taken with or without alcohol, so enter at your own risk.
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"I am ever present to help all who trust in me and call upon me in time of need."~Father Satan; The Al-jilwah
In Nomine Dei Nostri Satanas Luciferi Excelsi!* Let the name of Satan be exaulted!*
Hail Belial!* Heil Hitler!* Sieg Heil!* Ave Satanas!* Rege Satanas!* Heil, mein fuhrer!* Hail Satan!*
www.joyofsatan.org
www.exposingchristianity.com.

 

[Lilith Crowley]

A side affect of xtianity: Stupidity   |
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"I am ever present to help all who trust in me and call upon me in time of need."~Father Satan; The Al-jilwah
In Nomine Dei Nostri Satanas Luciferi Excelsi!* Let the name of Satan be exaulted!*
Hail Belial!* Heil Hitler!* Sieg Heil!* Ave Satanas!* Rege Satanas!* Heil, mein fuhrer!* Hail Satan!*
www.joyofsatan.org
www.exposingchristianity.com
From: strengththroughsatan89 <horrorfan89@...
To: [email protected]
Sent: Saturday, October 8, 2011 10:52 PM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] A hilarious video that was shared with me

  This video was recently shared with me and it is of a christian admitting christians are slaves to jesus. I suggest anyone who watches this to have asprin ready for the way this kid explains this is going to make your head spin and pound like crazy LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3kXRHjPZF0

Hail Satan

 

[Kristjan Ojamets]

I didn't understand jack shit. The way he tried to explain the slave and servant bullshit was a complicated as everything else the christians try to make things seem. They speak in riddles just to confuse you so people won't have no idea what you are "Cheering for" in the end.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "strengththroughsatan89" <horrorfan89@... wrote:

This video was recently shared with me and it is of a christian admitting christians are slaves to jesus. I suggest anyone who watches this to have asprin ready for the way this kid explains this is going to make your head spin and pound like crazy LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3kXRHjPZF0

Hail Satan

 

[[email protected]]

I put the following comment on that video: I choose freedom over slavery of ANY kind--especially spiritual slavery
Sent from my BlackBerry® powered by Virgin Mobile.

 

[Brian Gibbons]

hehehe

From: Lilith Crowley <lilylavycrowley@...
To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]
Sent: Sunday, October 9, 2011 12:54 AM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Humor!!!!!

  Welcome to christianity! The religion where, wherever you go, you'll never have a single true friend and you have no choice but to be a slave to your god AND to your jewish neighbor! So stop by your local church today! And remember, we scan for cash!***Sides effects of christianity are the following and may or may not occur in this order: Stupidity, headaches, hypocrysy, heartburn, indigestion, constipation or diarrhea, obesity, heart failure, heart attacks, liver failure, kidney failure, an empty wallet, unstable behaviors, eating disorders, alcohol dependency, drug dependency (may lead to compulsive gambling and/or gang activity), sexual disorders, slavery, compulsive lying, pasty smiles, insanity, and suicide and/or hospitalization.
Thoughts of suicide may occur if taken with alcohol.

Inform your current eight psychiatrists if you are on any medications such as zoloft or cymbalta. Christianity is not for everyone as the religion itself and it's holidays have been known to cause mass suicides. Christianity has also been shown to cause sociopathical tendencies and "hallucinations".
Theft, robbery, homicidal tendencies, and cannibalism have been shown in extreme cases or for those who take books too literally.***So stop by today, and ask your doctor if xtianity is right for you! And don't worry! You're going to "hell" anyway!
*Ritual murder of virgins may occur if taken with or without alcohol, so enter at your own risk.
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"I am ever present to help all who trust in me and call upon me in time of need."~Father Satan; The Al-jilwah
In Nomine Dei Nostri Satanas Luciferi Excelsi!* Let the name of Satan be exaulted!*
Hail Belial!* Heil Hitler!* Sieg Heil!* Ave Satanas!* Rege Satanas!* Heil, mein fuhrer!* Hail Satan!*
www.joyofsatan.org
www.exposingchristianity.com.

 

[Brian Gibbons]

Sounds like some are starting to understand,that it is spiritual slavery.Love to see all our Gentile people,wake up to that fact.Hail SatanBrian

From: strengththroughsatan89 <horrorfan89@...
To: [email protected]
Sent: Saturday, October 8, 2011 10:52 PM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] A hilarious video that was shared with me

  This video was recently shared with me and it is of a christian admitting christians are slaves to jesus. I suggest anyone who watches this to have asprin ready for the way this kid explains this is going to make your head spin and pound like crazy LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3kXRHjPZF0

Hail Satan

 

[HPS Lydia]

Lol!!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Lilith Crowley <lilylavycrowley@... wrote:

Welcome to christianity! The religion where, wherever you go, you'll never have a single true friend and you have no choice but to be a slave to your god AND to your jewish neighbor! So stop by your local church today! And remember, we scan for cash!
***
Sides effects of christianity are the following and may or may not occur in this order: 
Stupidity, headaches, hypocrysy, heartburn, indigestion, constipation or diarrhea, obesity, heart failure, heart attacks, liver failure, kidney failure, an empty wallet, unstable behaviors, eating disorders, alcohol dependency, drug dependency (may lead to compulsive gambling and/or gang activity), sexual disorders, slavery, compulsive lying, pasty smiles, insanity, and suicide and/or hospitalization.

Thoughts of suicide may occur if taken with alcohol.


Inform your current eight psychiatrists if you are on any medications such as zoloft or cymbalta. Christianity is not for everyone as the religion itself and it's holidays have been known to cause mass suicides. Christianity has also been shown to cause sociopathical tendencies and "hallucinations".

Theft, robbery, homicidal tendencies, and cannibalism have been shown in extreme cases or for those who take books too literally.
***
So stop by today, and ask your doctor if xtianity is right for you! And don't worry! You're going to "hell" anyway!

*Ritual murder of virgins may occur if taken with or without alcohol, so enter at your own risk.

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"I am ever present to help all who trust in me and call upon me in time of need."~Father Satan; The Al-jilwah

In Nomine Dei Nostri Satanas Luciferi Excelsi!* Let the name of Satan be exaulted!*
Hail Belial!* Heil Hitler!* Sieg Heil!* Ave Satanas!* Rege Satanas!* Heil, mein fuhrer!* Hail Satan!*

www.joyofsatan.org
www.exposingchristianity.com.

 

[[email protected]]

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUSITION!!!!!!!!!!! *cough everyoneinthisgroupwheighsthesameasaduck cough*

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Lilith Crowley <lilylavycrowley@... wrote:

Welcome to christianity! The religion where, wherever you go, you'll never have a single true friend and you have no choice but to be a slave to your god AND to your jewish neighbor! So stop by your local church today! And remember, we scan for cash!
***
Sides effects of christianity are the following and may or may not occur in this order: 
Stupidity, headaches, hypocrysy, heartburn, indigestion, constipation or diarrhea, obesity, heart failure, heart attacks, liver failure, kidney failure, an empty wallet, unstable behaviors, eating disorders, alcohol dependency, drug dependency (may lead to compulsive gambling and/or gang activity), sexual disorders, slavery, compulsive lying, pasty smiles, insanity, and suicide and/or hospitalization.

Thoughts of suicide may occur if taken with alcohol.


Inform your current eight psychiatrists if you are on any medications such as zoloft or cymbalta. Christianity is not for everyone as the religion itself and it's holidays have been known to cause mass suicides. Christianity has also been shown to cause sociopathical tendencies and "hallucinations".

Theft, robbery, homicidal tendencies, and cannibalism have been shown in extreme cases or for those who take books too literally.
***
So stop by today, and ask your doctor if xtianity is right for you! And don't worry! You're going to "hell" anyway!

*Ritual murder of virgins may occur if taken with or without alcohol, so enter at your own risk.

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"I am ever present to help all who trust in me and call upon me in time of need."~Father Satan; The Al-jilwah

In Nomine Dei Nostri Satanas Luciferi Excelsi!* Let the name of Satan be exaulted!*
Hail Belial!* Heil Hitler!* Sieg Heil!* Ave Satanas!* Rege Satanas!* Heil, mein fuhrer!* Hail Satan!*

www.joyofsatan.org
www.exposingchristianity.com.

 

[Janine Grafton]

That was epic! Lmao

<hr>To: [email protected]
From: lydia_666@...
Date: Sun, 9 Oct 2011 15:13:22 +0000
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Humor!!!!!

  Lol!!

--- [/IMG][email protected], Lilith Crowley <lilylavycrowley@... wrote:

Welcome to christianity! The religion where, wherever you go, you'll never have a single true friend and you have no choice but to be a slave to your god AND to your jewish neighbor! So stop by your local church today! And remember, we scan for cash!
***
Sides effects of christianity are the following and may or may not occur in this order: 
Stupidity, headaches, hypocrysy, heartburn, indigestion, constipation or diarrhea, obesity, heart failure, heart attacks, liver failure, kidney failure, an empty wallet, unstable behaviors, eating disorders, alcohol dependency, drug dependency (may lead to compulsive gambling and/or gang activity), sexual disorders, slavery, compulsive lying, pasty smiles, insanity, and suicide and/or hospitalization.

Thoughts of suicide may occur if taken with alcohol.


Inform your current eight psychiatrists if you are on any medications such as zoloft or cymbalta. Christianity is not for everyone as the religion itself and it's holidays have been known to cause mass suicides. Christianity has also been shown to cause sociopathical tendencies and "hallucinations".

Theft, robbery, homicidal tendencies, and cannibalism have been shown in extreme cases or for those who take books too literally.
***
So stop by today, and ask your doctor if xtianity is right for you! And don't worry! You're going to "hell" anyway!

*Ritual murder of virgins may occur if taken with or without alcohol, so enter at your own risk.

  |
  |
_|_
  |


"I am ever present to help all who trust in me and call upon me in time of need."~Father Satan; The Al-jilwah

In Nomine Dei Nostri Satanas Luciferi Excelsi!* Let the name of Satan be exaulted!*
Hail Belial!* Heil Hitler!* Sieg Heil!* Ave Satanas!* Rege Satanas!* Heil, mein fuhrer!* Hail Satan!*

www.joyofsatan.org
www.exposingchristianity.com.

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I understand what the guy is saying, since it is written in the  bible that the followers are slaves AND servants. It's horrible. They emphatisize that in xian churches so much. It destroys yourself power. They're trying to erase who you are to enslave you. To create an obedient slave, who won't question the 'one'It's all brainwashing and slavery.

On Oct 8, 2011, at 11:52 PM, "strengththroughsatan89" <horrorfan89@... wrote:

  This video was recently shared with me and it is of a christian admitting christians are slaves to jesus. I suggest anyone who watches this to have asprin ready for the way this kid explains this is going to make your head spin and pound like crazy LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3kXRHjPZF0

Hail Satan

 

[diznit26]

Plus it's also ironic as many of them try to accuse us of the same thing, they say that Satan is gonna set up a new world order and enslave all the people. Hello, isn't that on the buybull that their "god" wants to do that and wants people to have blind faith? The biggest irony was when a guy on a random forum with a name "slave4christ" said that. Really, LOL.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "Moralesdaniela61@..." <moralesdaniela61@... wrote:

I understand what the guy is saying, since it is written in the bible that the followers are slaves AND servants. It's horrible. They emphatisize that in xian churches so much. It destroys yourself power. They're trying to erase who you are to enslave you. To create an obedient slave, who won't question the 'one'
It's all brainwashing and slavery.

On Oct 8, 2011, at 11:52 PM, "strengththroughsatan89" <horrorfan89@... wrote:

This video was recently shared with me and it is of a christian admitting christians are slaves to jesus. I suggest anyone who watches this to have asprin ready for the way this kid explains this is going to make your head spin and pound like crazy LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3kXRHjPZF0

Hail Satan

 

[Celina]

LMAOOOOO!!!!! Love it! You should put that on a little card along with the JoS site and Exposing Xianity site. Oh my goodness, I love it!!!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Janine Grafton <JanineG37@... wrote:

That was epic! Lmao

To: [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]
From: lydia_666@...
Date: Sun, 9 Oct 2011 15:13:22 +0000
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Humor!!!!!
























Lol!!



--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Lilith Crowley <lilylavycrowley@ wrote:



Welcome to christianity! The religion where, wherever you go, you'll never have a single true friend and you have no choice but to be a slave to your god AND to your jewish neighbor! So stop by your local church today! And remember, we scan for cash!

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Sides effects of christianity are the following and may or may not occur in this order:

Stupidity, headaches, hypocrysy, heartburn, indigestion, constipation or diarrhea, obesity, heart failure, heart attacks, liver failure, kidney failure, an empty wallet, unstable behaviors, eating disorders, alcohol dependency, drug dependency (may lead to compulsive gambling and/or gang activity), sexual disorders, slavery, compulsive lying, pasty smiles, insanity, and suicide and/or hospitalization.



Thoughts of suicide may occur if taken with alcohol.





Inform your current eight psychiatrists if you are on any medications such as zoloft or cymbalta. Christianity is not for everyone as the religion itself and it's holidays have been known to cause mass suicides. Christianity has also been shown to cause sociopathical tendencies and "hallucinations".



Theft, robbery, homicidal tendencies, and cannibalism have been shown in extreme cases or for those who take books too literally.

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So stop by today, and ask your doctor if xtianity is right for you! And don't worry! You're going to "hell" anyway!



*Ritual murder of virgins may occur if taken with or without alcohol, so enter at your own risk.



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"I am ever present to help all who trust in me and call upon me in time of need."~Father Satan; The Al-jilwah



In Nomine Dei Nostri Satanas Luciferi Excelsi!* Let the name of Satan be exaulted!*

Hail Belial!* Heil Hitler!* Sieg Heil!* Ave Satanas!* Rege Satanas!* Heil, mein fuhrer!* Hail Satan!*



www.joyofsatan.org

www.exposingchristianity.com.