Worst church experience..

[Lerdavian]

When I was little and used to go to church but wasn't loud enough to go into the quiet room. My parents gave me a pask of Lifesavers, the hard candy kind. This is already a bad situation in itself.

I was eating one the first one in the pack when I started to choke. My parents thought I was playing around for a while but I wasn't. I couldn't have been more than 4 at the time. All I remember was coughing and my vision flashing and the only thing I could remember seeing was the crucifix up on the wall near the altar with Jesus looking down at me. I never forgot how I might have prayed even for a second or two but...nothing.

It finally got dislodged somehow after a huge gagging fit and I was okay. i've never done two things since then.
1. Believe in god Fully/ want to go to church

2.Eat lifesavers ever again.

I thought I'd post this story for kicks. This really did happen and my parents were happy that I was okay but I've always loathed church somehow. Using my knowledge that I have know, I'm beggininng to think this was an attack on me by an angel or a grey or something. I'm glad I'm a Zevist andI don't have to worry as much about choking on a carrot or candy or something.

~Ave Zeus AND THE GODS OF OLD!!!