XD magnum you are hilarious! I almost died laughing at that last joke
On Monday, July 6, 2015 1:59 PM, "magnum.arcanum@... [JoyofSatan666]" <
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Thanks Yog for bringing this to my attention. I failed to read some key documents.
Attacking the Joo-Poo Insect Worshipers has become a challenge with this introduction of "Joo-Poo Strategic Warfare; nevertheless I seem to be staying on top of it. Here are some of the Joo-Poo Strategies, PSYOPS POO Division, Warfare Tactics. I can't share all of them with you because they are of course secret.
Joo-Poo Strategic Warfare – PSYOPS POO Division Warfare Tactic 1: Ghost Shit Attack Method: To conduct a ghost attack in which no evidence of a shit attack can be ascertained. Underlying Psychological Motivation: To know that shit has occurred to see it on the TP, but to have no shit in the bowl. Warfare Tactic 2: Teflon Coated Shit Attack Method: To shit on without leaving shit smear. The only way to tell shit has occurred is to directly observe the condition of the subject. Underlying Psychological Motivation: Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't feel it. No traces of shit on the toilet paper, you have to look in the bowl to be sure you did it! Warfare Tactic 3: Gooey Shit Attack Method: To leave victim feeling weighted down with and unable to retaliate, due to the preponderance of gooey shit stuck to him/her. Underlying Psychological Motivation: This shit has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your ass 12 times and it still doesn't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't stain it. This shit leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet. Warfare Tactic 3: King Kong or Commode Choker Shit Attack Method: To saturate the area with so much shit that nothing else can be employed. Underlying Psychological Motivation: This shit is so big that you know it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A coat hanger works well.
Hope this helps with your JOO-POO Strategic Offense Strategies. It helped with mine!
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[email protected], <yogsothoth666999@... wrote :
<td colspan="1" rowspan="1" val[/IMG]@Magnum. Mine bro have you seen HP Dons post about the national anthem of Israel? It's quite an amazing composition simple entitled 'the poo poo people' if it doesn't make you want to bearst into tears walst at the same time becoming a vegan brony, feeling the need to tell those Goy to listen to jewsus then there is something wrong with you!
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At Jul 4, 2015, 7:10:21 PM, engesongwok2@... [JoyofSatan666] wrote: But seriously...has something to do with 'the watcher'.
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