Weddings in Xian Churches, etc...

[High Priestess Pythia]

Many have asked the question regarding attending xian church functions for a relative's wedding, a funeral and such. My advice is this- if at all possible, just attend the reception [hopefully there is one]. I have read where atheists [who most of, find the xian crap just as nauseating and odious], usually only attend the reception, or wait outside of the church or in some cases in the lobby until the xian filth has come to an end.

I remember when I was an atheist, many years ago, I was sort of forced to attend this xian mass [to avoid offending someone who was doing a performance]. I was several months pregnant and the usher made us sit very near the front row of pews. I just sat through the entire deal. I never stood or kneeled. Also, I had my walkman and headphones blasting. I never heard anything, but I am sure, back in those days, the chhh chhh chhh sounds coming from the headphones could be heard at least several rows back. Luckily no one said anything. Through this, I just paged though a magazine I had on me. Another thing you can do is crossword puzzles and other word games, just bring along a book. Now-a-days, the ear buds don't make the chhh chhh soulds and can be quite descreet and very helpful in deflecting the xian filth blasting all over the church.




High Priestess Pythia
http://www.templeofzeus.org

 

[Garrett Boles]

I have a couple questions about satanism, if you would answer them that would be great.




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On Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:03 PM PST High Priestess Pythia wrote:



Many have asked the question regarding attending xian church functions for a relative's wedding, a funeral and such. My advice is this- if at all possible, just attend the reception [hopefully there is one]. I have read where atheists [who most of, find the xian crap just as nauseating and odious], usually only attend the reception, or wait outside of the church or in some cases in the lobby until the xian filth has come to an end.

I remember when I was an atheist, many years ago, I was sort of forced to attend this xian mass [to avoid offending someone who was doing a performance]. I was several months pregnant and the usher made us sit very near the front row of pews. I just sat through the entire deal. I never stood or kneeled. Also, I had my walkman and headphones blasting. I never heard anything, but I am sure, back in those days, the chhh chhh chhh sounds coming from the headphones could be heard at least several rows back. Luckily no one said anything. Through this, I just paged though a magazine I had on me. Another thing you can do is crossword puzzles and other word games, just bring along a book. Now-a-days, the ear buds don't make the chhh chhh soulds and can be quite descreet and very helpful in deflecting the xian filth blasting all over the church.




High Priestess Pythia
http://www.templeofzeus.org


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[GakunGak1]

Forgive me, but I laughed to tears imagining that scene
Especially the chh chh chh sounds
If I dared to do it where I live in a xian orthodox church,
let's say that the response would be.... a bit more direct...
Probably something like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLPlv3ePBag
And yes, that is a priest beating a drug addict in Serbia [I'm close by in Montenegro].
Want to know what a religious fanatic/terrorist looks like, come visit my city.
Way to go, HP Pythia, and good advice to those who still are forced to go. Luckily for me, I don't have to anymore....

--- In , High Priestess Pythia <... wrote:



Many have asked the question regarding attending xian church functions for a relative's wedding, a funeral and such. My advice is this- if at all possible, just attend the reception [hopefully there is one]. I have read where atheists [who most of, find the xian crap just as nauseating and odious], usually only attend the reception, or wait outside of the church or in some cases in the lobby until the xian filth has come to an end.

I remember when I was an atheist, many years ago, I was sort of forced to attend this xian mass [to avoid offending someone who was doing a performance]. I was several months pregnant and the usher made us sit very near the front row of pews. I just sat through the entire deal. I never stood or kneeled. Also, I had my walkman and headphones blasting. I never heard anything, but I am sure, back in those days, the chhh chhh chhh sounds coming from the headphones could be heard at least several rows back. Luckily no one said anything. Through this, I just paged though a magazine I had on me. Another thing you can do is crossword puzzles and other word games, just bring along a book. Now-a-days, the ear buds don't make the chhh chhh soulds and can be quite descreet and very helpful in deflecting the xian filth blasting all over the church.




High Priestess Pythia
http://www.templeofzeus.org

 

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that is hellariotous I loveit I can relate..
Hail Satan for giving us earbuds !!

--- In , Garrett Boles <garrettboles@... wrote:


I have a couple questions about satanism, if you would answer them that would be great.




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On Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:03 PM PST High Priestess Pythia wrote:



Many have asked the question regarding attending xian church functions for a relative's wedding, a funeral and such. My advice is this- if at all possible, just attend the reception [hopefully there is one]. I have read where atheists [who most of, find the xian crap just as nauseating and odious], usually only attend the reception, or wait outside of the church or in some cases in the lobby until the xian filth has come to an end.

I remember when I was an atheist, many years ago, I was sort of forced to attend this xian mass [to avoid offending someone who was doing a performance]. I was several months pregnant and the usher made us sit very near the front row of pews. I just sat through the entire deal. I never stood or kneeled. Also, I had my walkman and headphones blasting. I never heard anything, but I am sure, back in those days, the chhh chhh chhh sounds coming from the headphones could be heard at least several rows back. Luckily no one said anything. Through this, I just paged though a magazine I had on me. Another thing you can do is crossword puzzles and other word games, just bring along a book. Now-a-days, the ear buds don't make the chhh chhh soulds and can be quite descreet and very helpful in deflecting the xian filth blasting all over the church.




High Priestess Pythia
http://www.templeofzeus.org


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