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Slothz Tales: Chub's Crisco
It was a balmy evening as Chub's Crisco also know as Cenk Booger, also know as the "Turd Beast" slouched agitatedly behind the wheel of his car, his sausage like fingers, greasily gripping the leather tightly, on his way home from anchoring his failing show, the Young Turds, he named after a jewish political movement that racially holocausted a million Armenians, helped to start the First War and destroy the Turkish Empire from within to build Israel for their race. Following their Torah they murdered a million Armenians on the statement the Armenians were the People Of Amalek [the White Race] who their race religions tells them must be wiped off the earth.
As Chub's sat stuck in traffic, he angry adjusted the My Little Pony figurines sitting on the top of his dash board as he shoved another doughnut in his large mouth. Stressed out after spending 12 hours straight screaming that White People don't deserve to live and anyone who states otherwise is a fucking racist, hater. "Fuck!!!!!! How the fuck could this happen! Damn it!" Chub's yelled as he ripped at high level decimal fart into the cracked leather seat of his beat up car. "How the Fuck did Trump get elected!!!! Arguruh! I mean how could White People vote for that fascist too White looking asshole! Especially after we spent all that time ordering them to vote for Hillary! I mean all that time we told them they should just die already because they are the scum of the fucking earth for being White. They still disobey us and go do want they want!!!!!"
As Chub's turned the dilapidated knob of his car radio thought the stations all of a sudden Billy Idol's hit song, White Wedding. Came on, "Ahhhhhh.......Bronay, fuck no!" Chub's yelled as Billy Idol always deeply triggered him. Somehow every station he turned to was playing this same song....."Fuck it already!" Chub's screamed as he tried to turn off the radio to no success, sheiking with hysterical rage he punched the radio till it stopped working. Which didn't take long as the thing was fucking old and cheap.
As Chub's pulled up to the driveway of his house that the neighbours called "The Adam's Family Shack" he rush through the weeds and trash that was his front yard, swearing as he opened the door to his place and charged inward slamming the door behind him. As he rushed to the kitchen hungry after it was only five minutes since he last ate. He swatted at the cockroaches on the kitchen counter as he made a pile of pig slop in his frying pan. As he grabbed the bottle of kosher cooking oil he screamed in anger "Its fucking empty....... I bet those Nazi's did this!" He picked up a dirty cloth off the counter and wiped face into it profusely then taking the now soaked in Chub grease cloth, he wrung the grease into the pan. "Oh yeah! Baby! Chub's got the grease lighting today, heh, heh!" He yelled with joy.
As Chub's flung his fat ass down into his old sofa which stunk like stale farts, he stated to eat, as he turned on the TV and flipped thought channels he become enraged at the Trump coverage of the now President Trump. "Fuckkkkk!! You for not being not White and not a Woman! You orange asshole!" Chub's yelled in rage. Then Chub's shut up almost in a daze as he thought he saw Billy Idol standing next to Trump just for a second on stage and he noted Billy Idol music was playing as Trump stood on stage to give his winning speech. Chub's wiped the sweat off his greasily forehead as the phone rang......As Chub's sat there staring in fear wondering if its the same caller that just phoned him 665 times in the last hour.,..... "Hello" Chub's stated into the receiver...... The voice on the other end stated:
"Thiz is the Slothz telly phone'in service givins you a public service announcements......Billy Idol is winz, jooz is lose!"
Chub's jumped up from his old stank sofa grabbing the phone and yelling with hysterical rage into the phone "This is the 666th time you have fuck'in phoned me to tell me the exact same fucking god damn thing!!!! Stop calling me already you racist!!!! Fuck you and Billy Idol too!!!!!!! Are you going to stop harassing me with this fucking shit, I'm sweat'in butt grease......fuck'in butt grease, over this already so fuck off!!!!"
The voice replied back to Chub's: "Itz a Billy Idol World nowz cause Swastika Awesome wonz and stuff, bitchz."
Chub's screamed in incoherent rage as he threw his phone against the dirt stained wall, sheiking with the butt hurt of the entire brony universe as a brown stain emerged thought his Karl Marx, adult brand diaper. "fuck'in berryshitz" Chubs yelled in anger.
Later that night as Chub's laid in his grease stained bed, covered in food crumbs, as he tossed and turned gripping the sweaty sheets he awoke with fright to the phone next to his smelly bed, ringing. "hellloooo its 3:33 am who....who is calling?" Chubs asked. The voice on the other end spoke in a British accent: "Hey mate, Billy Idol here just telling you to go fuck yourself, and White Power!" Chubs shot up with raged trigged, near hallucinating with rage Chubs tried to yell something but his fat foot landed on his Fluttershy reads the Torah, audio book as he spun out of control his massive rolls acted like a gyroscope effect spinning him around in the air splattering grease all over the walls as Chub's hit the ground. A large brown stain appearing in his Adult diapers.
As Chub's awoke needing a safe space he grabbed the only thing he loved more then his own BO, his blow up doll with Hillary's face taped to it, hugging it as he rocked back and forth crying hysterically like a turd beast Muppet.
Just repeating one thing over and over "Your a fucking White Male!".
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Slothz Tales: Chub's Crisco
It was a balmy evening as Chub's Crisco also know as Cenk Booger, also know as the "Turd Beast" slouched agitatedly behind the wheel of his car, his sausage like fingers, greasily gripping the leather tightly, on his way home from anchoring his failing show, the Young Turds, he named after a jewish political movement that racially holocausted a million Armenians, helped to start the First War and destroy the Turkish Empire from within to build Israel for their race. Following their Torah they murdered a million Armenians on the statement the Armenians were the People Of Amalek [the White Race] who their race religions tells them must be wiped off the earth.
As Chub's sat stuck in traffic, he angry adjusted the My Little Pony figurines sitting on the top of his dash board as he shoved another doughnut in his large mouth. Stressed out after spending 12 hours straight screaming that White People don't deserve to live and anyone who states otherwise is a fucking racist, hater. "Fuck!!!!!! How the fuck could this happen! Damn it!" Chub's yelled as he ripped at high level decimal fart into the cracked leather seat of his beat up car. "How the Fuck did Trump get elected!!!! Arguruh! I mean how could White People vote for that fascist too White looking asshole! Especially after we spent all that time ordering them to vote for Hillary! I mean all that time we told them they should just die already because they are the scum of the fucking earth for being White. They still disobey us and go do want they want!!!!!"
As Chub's turned the dilapidated knob of his car radio thought the stations all of a sudden Billy Idol's hit song, White Wedding. Came on, "Ahhhhhh.......Bronay, fuck no!" Chub's yelled as Billy Idol always deeply triggered him. Somehow every station he turned to was playing this same song....."Fuck it already!" Chub's screamed as he tried to turn off the radio to no success, sheiking with hysterical rage he punched the radio till it stopped working. Which didn't take long as the thing was fucking old and cheap.
As Chub's pulled up to the driveway of his house that the neighbours called "The Adam's Family Shack" he rush through the weeds and trash that was his front yard, swearing as he opened the door to his place and charged inward slamming the door behind him. As he rushed to the kitchen hungry after it was only five minutes since he last ate. He swatted at the cockroaches on the kitchen counter as he made a pile of pig slop in his frying pan. As he grabbed the bottle of kosher cooking oil he screamed in anger "Its fucking empty....... I bet those Nazi's did this!" He picked up a dirty cloth off the counter and wiped face into it profusely then taking the now soaked in Chub grease cloth, he wrung the grease into the pan. "Oh yeah! Baby! Chub's got the grease lighting today, heh, heh!" He yelled with joy.
As Chub's flung his fat ass down into his old sofa which stunk like stale farts, he stated to eat, as he turned on the TV and flipped thought channels he become enraged at the Trump coverage of the now President Trump. "Fuckkkkk!! You for not being not White and not a Woman! You orange asshole!" Chub's yelled in rage. Then Chub's shut up almost in a daze as he thought he saw Billy Idol standing next to Trump just for a second on stage and he noted Billy Idol music was playing as Trump stood on stage to give his winning speech. Chub's wiped the sweat off his greasily forehead as the phone rang......As Chub's sat there staring in fear wondering if its the same caller that just phoned him 665 times in the last hour.,..... "Hello" Chub's stated into the receiver...... The voice on the other end stated:
"Thiz is the Slothz telly phone'in service givins you a public service announcements......Billy Idol is winz, jooz is lose!"
Chub's jumped up from his old stank sofa grabbing the phone and yelling with hysterical rage into the phone "This is the 666th time you have fuck'in phoned me to tell me the exact same fucking god damn thing!!!! Stop calling me already you racist!!!! Fuck you and Billy Idol too!!!!!!! Are you going to stop harassing me with this fucking shit, I'm sweat'in butt grease......fuck'in butt grease, over this already so fuck off!!!!"
The voice replied back to Chub's: "Itz a Billy Idol World nowz cause Swastika Awesome wonz and stuff, bitchz."
Chub's screamed in incoherent rage as he threw his phone against the dirt stained wall, sheiking with the butt hurt of the entire brony universe as a brown stain emerged thought his Karl Marx, adult brand diaper. "fuck'in berryshitz" Chubs yelled in anger.
Later that night as Chub's laid in his grease stained bed, covered in food crumbs, as he tossed and turned gripping the sweaty sheets he awoke with fright to the phone next to his smelly bed, ringing. "hellloooo its 3:33 am who....who is calling?" Chubs asked. The voice on the other end spoke in a British accent: "Hey mate, Billy Idol here just telling you to go fuck yourself, and White Power!" Chubs shot up with raged trigged, near hallucinating with rage Chubs tried to yell something but his fat foot landed on his Fluttershy reads the Torah, audio book as he spun out of control his massive rolls acted like a gyroscope effect spinning him around in the air splattering grease all over the walls as Chub's hit the ground. A large brown stain appearing in his Adult diapers.
As Chub's awoke needing a safe space he grabbed the only thing he loved more then his own BO, his blow up doll with Hillary's face taped to it, hugging it as he rocked back and forth crying hysterically like a turd beast Muppet.
Just repeating one thing over and over "Your a fucking White Male!".
