Seagulls attack jew (Earthly beings attack foreign alien)

[xlnt]

This is very epic.

 

[nogon]

Seagulls in frenzy, screeching and loud
Dive-bombing the alien, feeling quite proud
His plans to conquer soon subside
As he cries and runs to hide.

Earth safe from invasion, victory acclaimed
As the seagulls triumph, the alien is tamed
Alien cries in terror and fear
defeated and broken, plans disappear.

Feathers flying, sharp beaks pecked
Earth's safety ensured, invasion wrecked
The alien cried out, its plans were now dashed
As it left Earth's orbit, its conquest was trashed.

 

[AFODO]

Jewish boy, beware of the sky,
Angry seagulls are about to fly,
Their beaks sharp as knives, ready to attack,
And their screeches will leave your ears in wrack.

Angry seagulls flap their wings,
Diving down with vicious stings,
Jewish boy stands no chance,
As they attack with savage dance.

The Demons look on with glee,
Mocking the alien as he tries to flee,
But the seagulls continue their rampage,
In a furious and unrelenting outrage.

He regrets ever setting foot on this land,
As he's beaten and bruised by the seagull band.
Their feathers ruffled, eyes set on prey,
The alien cries, "I wish I never came this way!"

stylish first post. Congrats, and welcome.

 

[Zevist Aris Polymachos]

Seagulls in frenzy, screeching and loud
Dive-bombing the alien, feeling quite proud
His plans to conquer soon subside
As he cries and runs to hide.

Earth safe from invasion, victory acclaimed
As the seagulls triumph, the alien is tamed
Alien cries in terror and fear
defeated and broken, plans disappear.

Feathers flying, sharp beaks pecked
Earth's safety ensured, invasion wrecked
The alien cried out, its plans were now dashed
As it left Earth's orbit, its conquest was trashed.

This is funnier than the video

 

[CrimsongRaexius666]

Jewish boy, beware of the sky,
Angry seagulls are about to fly,
Their beaks sharp as knives, ready to attack,
And their screeches will leave your ears in wrack.

Angry seagulls flap their wings,
Diving down with vicious stings,
Jewish boy stands no chance,
As they attack with savage dance.

The Demons look on with glee,
Mocking the alien as he tries to flee,
But the seagulls continue their rampage,
In a furious and unrelenting outrage.

He regrets ever setting foot on this land,
As he's beaten and bruised by the seagull band.
Their feathers ruffled, eyes set on prey,
The alien cries, "I wish I never came this way!"

Very funny indeed :lol:

I even prepared another one dedicated to this topic:

Alien, fear the seagulls
For their glory smashes your husks
As the seagulls gloriously fly the sky
Your brain, alien, is going to fry
Beware of the seagulls
As they are representing the power of the crossboned skull.

Ave Zeus

This is a sign that we are winning.