Satanic businesses/SOP for Christian businesses

[johnshuman2000]

I have been without a vehicle for over 3 weeks despite looking for an econmical, FUNCTIONAL 4wd for commuting at a reasonable cash price. I have had nearly a dozen dealers try to pass off defective vehicles (Tulsa (CENSORED TO AVOID LAWSUIT) and a 2002 suzuki with both tie rods, passenger front CV joint and an unreported sideswipe accident leaving marks on the driver's side and then the dealer tried to high pressure sell me into it. He had Christian business card on his desk) this has been typicalof my last 3 weeks trying to find a car.My job makes a 4wd necessary. Are there any Satanic car dealers since Christians are all crooks. If Satanic publishers can get Satanic biblies shipped to a door for under $20 and make profitable living at it while Christians charge $25 and need "support for the Lord's work" to make payroll I think I need a Satanic car dealer. Anyone know of one?