Rogue Vs. The Christians

[Chris Ostrowski]

<pre class="y[/IMG]I was home for couple of days do to a back injury, so for supper one night
we decided to treat ourselves to McDonald's.
As I was coming in the drive up, with visions of a 20 piece McNuggets on my
mind, I saw that the vehicle in front of me had Bible scriptures stickered on
the sides.
I called Lady Soules and told of this. I said, "Jesus must be hungry for a
Happy Meal."
After they proceeded to buy enough food to feed the whole Second Marine
Division, mind you, this was a VAN with all of four people in it, the driver
proceeded to "bless" the drive-up window dude and tell him that "Jesus loves
him."
I told this to Lady Soules and added, I wished they would just get the "McFuck
out of my McWay so I can get my McFuckin' Food."
I then pulled up to the window. As the Drive-up Dude took my money and gave me
my McFood, I told him, " Satan Loves You, too."
He looked at me and asked, "What did you say?"
I repeated, "Satan Loves you, too," then added, "But not in that weird
incestuous way that Jesus does. Have a nice day."
The look on his face was priceless. I swear I heard his brain suck into itself
.
The laughter on the other end of the phone from Lady Soules was deafening as I
drove away.</pre>
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[chalchiuhnenetzin]

LOL! Good for you. (Why can't I ever think of these things ...) Anyway, very visual me can just see the look on that guy's face.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Chris Ostrowski <cplox@... wrote:

I was home for couple of days do to a back injury, so for supper one night
we decided to treat ourselves to McDonald's.
As I was coming in the drive up, with visions of a 20 piece McNuggets on my
mind, I saw that the vehicle in front of me had Bible scriptures stickered on
the sides.
I called Lady Soules and told of this. I said, "Jesus must be hungry for a
Happy Meal."
After they proceeded to buy enough food to feed the whole Second Marine
Division, mind you, this was a VAN with all of four people in it, the driver
proceeded to "bless" the drive-up window dude and tell him that "Jesus loves
him."
I told this to Lady Soules and added, I wished they would just get the "McFuck
out of my McWay so I can get my McFuckin' Food."
I then pulled up to the window. As the Drive-up Dude took my money and gave me
my McFood, I told him, " Satan Loves You, too."
He looked at me and asked, "What did you say?"
I repeated, "Satan Loves you, too," then added, "But not in that weird
incestuous way that Jesus does. Have a nice day."
The look on his face was priceless. I swear I heard his brain suck into itself
.
The laughter on the other end of the phone from Lady Soules was deafening as I
drove away.

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[NATHANIEL CRAWFORD]

 

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That is too funny! Thanks for Mcsharing that!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Chris Ostrowski <cplox@... wrote:

I was home for couple of days do to a back injury, so for supper one night
we decided to treat ourselves to McDonald's.
As I was coming in the drive up, with visions of a 20 piece McNuggets on my
mind, I saw that the vehicle in front of me had Bible scriptures stickered on
the sides.
I called Lady Soules and told of this. I said, "Jesus must be hungry for a
Happy Meal."
After they proceeded to buy enough food to feed the whole Second Marine
Division, mind you, this was a VAN with all of four people in it, the driver
proceeded to "bless" the drive-up window dude and tell him that "Jesus loves
him."
I told this to Lady Soules and added, I wished they would just get the "McFuck
out of my McWay so I can get my McFuckin' Food."
I then pulled up to the window. As the Drive-up Dude took my money and gave me
my McFood, I told him, " Satan Loves You, too."
He looked at me and asked, "What did you say?"
I repeated, "Satan Loves you, too," then added, "But not in that weird
incestuous way that Jesus does. Have a nice day."
The look on his face was priceless. I swear I heard his brain suck into itself
.
The laughter on the other end of the phone from Lady Soules was deafening as I
drove away.

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[Chris Ostrowski]

 That's the Old Marine coming out in me.

From: NATHANIEL CRAWFORD <omencross@...
To: [email protected]
Sent: Tue, August 3, 2010 6:44:46 PM
Subject: Re: [JoS4adults] Rogue Vs. The Christians