angryshaman666
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- Dec 2, 2006
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How did they know Jesus was a Jew?
Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his father's business, his mother thought he was God and he thought his mother was a virgin!
How do you kill a Jew?
Strangle his wallet!
How was the Grand Canyon formed?
A Jew dropped a penny down a manhole!
Why are Jewish synagogues round?
So they cant hide in the corner when the collection box comes round!
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
He came down the chimney and said "Do you want to buy some presents kiddies?"
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jews found the same penny!
A Jew walks into a pub and sees his friend Moshie sitting at the bar. He dropped his hands to his sides and yelled, "Oh shit Moshie! I'm sorry to hear about your shop burning down!"
Moshie spun round quickly and said quickly, "Tomorrow, tomorrow!"
What happens when a naked Jew with a ten inch erection runs into a wall?
He breaks his nose!
How do you take a head count in Israel?
Roll a penny down the street!
How do you make a jew piss his pants?Scream HEIL HITLER! xD
Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his father's business, his mother thought he was God and he thought his mother was a virgin!
How do you kill a Jew?
Strangle his wallet!
How was the Grand Canyon formed?
A Jew dropped a penny down a manhole!
Why are Jewish synagogues round?
So they cant hide in the corner when the collection box comes round!
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
He came down the chimney and said "Do you want to buy some presents kiddies?"
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jews found the same penny!
A Jew walks into a pub and sees his friend Moshie sitting at the bar. He dropped his hands to his sides and yelled, "Oh shit Moshie! I'm sorry to hear about your shop burning down!"
Moshie spun round quickly and said quickly, "Tomorrow, tomorrow!"
What happens when a naked Jew with a ten inch erection runs into a wall?
He breaks his nose!
How do you take a head count in Israel?
Roll a penny down the street!
How do you make a jew piss his pants?Scream HEIL HITLER! xD
