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Hello Brothers and Sister.
I feel like I need to laugh a bit and - as I surrounded by xian idiots with whom I have barely any relationship and I am basically alone - I am launching a comic post that I must admit is copied from another forum I read years ago - but can be easy adapted here - and worked wonders! Hope the moderators will allow this :)

I will try to begin ...

You are not a true Satanist if ... you never walked down the street, thinking to be alone, vibrating Sowilo and then suddently realized the person walking 3 meters behind you - whom you did not notice - was looking at you quite astonished!

Anyone?

 
 You're not a true Satanist if you aren't bothered by words that meditation is a waste of time .


On Sunday, July 12, 2015 1:30 AM, "no.state@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[email protected] wrote:


  And backwards Swastikas. Grrrrr....

 
You're not a true satanist if xian bible songs don't make you wretch the instant you hear them



On Sunday, July 12, 2015 1:56 PM, "Dajana Fitos djn13f@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[email protected] wrote:


   You're not a true Satanist if you aren't bothered by words that meditation is a waste of time .


On Sunday, July 12, 2015 1:30 AM, "no.state@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[email protected] wrote:


  And backwards Swastikas. Grrrrr....



 
I really be to be a Satanist  plz help me
On 13 Jul 2015 01:15, "fake name angryshaman666@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url] wrote:
  You're not a true satanist if xian bible songs don't make you wretch the instant you hear them



On Sunday, July 12, 2015 1:56 PM, "Dajana Fitos djn13f@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url] wrote:


   You're not a true Satanist if you aren't bothered by words that meditation is a waste of time .


On Sunday, July 12, 2015 1:30 AM, "no.state@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url] wrote:


  And backwards Swastikas. Grrrrr....
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I really want to be a Satanist plz me
On 13 Jul 2015 14:23, "Fungai Musiiwa" <musiiwafungai15@... wrote:

I really be to be a Satanist  plz help me

On 13 Jul 2015 01:15, "fake name angryshaman666@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url] wrote:

 

You're not a true satanist if xian bible songs don't make you wretch the instant you hear them



On Sunday, July 12, 2015 1:56 PM, "Dajana Fitos djn13f@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url] wrote:


 
 
You're not a true Satanist if you aren't bothered by words that meditation is a waste of time .



On Sunday, July 12, 2015 1:30 AM, "no.state@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url] wrote:


 
And backwards Swastikas. Grrrrr....
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Lol
You are not a true Satanist if you never woke up at the strangest hours in the night to catch the correct Planetary Hour and avoid Moon Void of Course!


To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Date: Sat, 11 Jul 2015 16:16:40 -0700
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] RE: You are not a true Satanist, if you never ...

  You're not a true Satanist if you aren't bothered by graffiti which reads "Hail Stan."

Stan doesn't deserve it.
 
I get what you mean. If I know someone is a die-hard xtian, I don't want to be around them because of
the negative energy.
Hail Satan!
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On Sun, 7/12/15, andregerritsen@... [JoyofSatan666] <[url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url] wrote:


Subject: [JoyofSatan666] RE: You are not a true Satanist, if you never ...
To: [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]
Date: Sunday, July 12, 2015, 7:42 PM


 















You're
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you're not a true satanist if you haven't trolled the shit out of shekelstein XD



On Tuesday, July 14, 2015 5:01 PM, "no.state@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[email protected] wrote:


  You're not a True Satanist if you've never debated the holoco$t with prolific liars.

 
First of all don't rush, take a breath and calm down - if you choose to be a Satanis this will be a life commitment.
Everyth[/IMG]www.joyofsatan.org , make sure to read it deeply (it's extensive, more than 500 pages) and understand it.


From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Date: Mon, 13 Jul 2015 05:34:07 -0700
Subject: Re: [JoyofSatan666] RE: You are not a true Satanist, if you never ...

 
I really want to be a Satanist plz me
On 13 Jul 2015 14:23, "Fungai Musiiwa" <musiiwafungai15@... wrote:

I really be to be a Satanist  plz help me

On 13 Jul 2015 01:15, "fake name angryshaman666@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url] wrote:

 

You're not a true satanist if xian bible songs don't make you wretch the instant you hear them



On Sunday, July 12, 2015 1:56 PM, "Dajana Fitos djn13f@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url] wrote:


 
 
You're not a true Satanist if you aren't bothered by words that meditation is a waste of time .



On Sunday, July 12, 2015 1:30 AM, "no.state@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url] wrote:


 
And backwards Swastikas. Grrrrr....
Click to expand...
 
You're not a true Satanist if you spend all your time posting in a thread when someone can't be a true Satanist instead of doing power meditations and participating on spiritual warfare. There. :p
 
haha!


To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Date: Tue, 14 Jul 2015 21:45:26 -0700
Subject: RE: [JoyofSatan666] RE: You are not a true Satanist, if you never ...

  You're not a true Satanist if you spend all your time posting in a thread when someone can't be a true Satanist instead of doing power meditations and participating on spiritual warfare. There. :p
 
You are not a true Satanist if you never tryed to "scry" into your bathroom mirror


From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Date: Wed, 15 Jul 2015 01:01:44 +0000
Subject: Re: [JoyofSatan666] RE: You are not a true Satanist, if you never ...

 
you're not a true satanist if you haven't trolled the shit out of shekelstein XD



On Tuesday, July 14, 2015 5:01 PM, "no.state@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[email protected] wrote:


  You're not a True Satanist if you've never debated the holoco$t with prolific liars.


 

Ok first of all fungal sounded really insulting until I realized it was his name, and is this like the Jeff fox worthy version for Satanist going on here lol. 
  If you ever felt a disposition to Bagels, you might be a Satanist.   If you ever saw dumbo the elephant and thought he was Yehuborim because his nose was floppin in the wind, you might be a Satanist.
 If you ever saw Harry potter and got to the part about gringotts Bank and thought I wonder if he speaks Yiddish, you might be a Satanist.
  I mean seriously what in the fuck. 

 
You are not a true Satanist if you'v never tried to look for a black candle in a candle store. And failed to find one.


On Wednesday, July 15, 2015 10:46 PM, "'S.S. 666' s.s.666@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[email protected] wrote:


  You are not a true Satanist if you never tryed to "scry" into your bathroom mirror


From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Date: Wed, 15 Jul 2015 01:01:44 +0000
Subject: Re: [JoyofSatan666] RE: You are not a true Satanist, if you never ...

 
you're not a true satanist if you haven't trolled the shit out of shekelstein XD



On Tuesday, July 14, 2015 5:01 PM, "no.state@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[email protected] wrote:


  You're not a True Satanist if you've never debated the holoco$t with prolific liars.




 
<td val[/IMG]Your not a true Satanist if you've never grind your teeth in anger when you saw a multiracial couple walk by on the street.


Sent from Yahoo Mail for iPad
On Jul 15, 2015, 7:46:08 PM, 'S.S. 666' s.s.666@... [JoyofSatan666] wrote: You are not a true Satanist if you never tryed to "scry" into your bathroom mirror


From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Date: Wed, 15 Jul 2015 01:01:44 +0000
Subject: Re: [JoyofSatan666] RE: You are not a true Satanist, if you never ...


you're not a true satanist if you haven't trolled the shit out of shekelstein XD



On Tuesday, July 14, 2015 5:01 PM, "no.state@... [JoyofSatan666]" wrote:


You're not a True Satanist if you've never debated the holoco$t with prolific liars.
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[/TD]
 
You are not a true satanist if you've never gotten mad at the Narnia series realizing that the badass lion Aslan is an allegory for jewhovah.
 
<td val[/IMG]Your kidding me the Lion is jokehova? How the hell do you know that?! Did the author say so? I always thought the Narnia series was Satanic....,.. Stop ruining my childhood Dalightskin! @Shadow what's BS about this topic? It's just a bit of humor. Yes we are in a war but it's fine to lighten up every now and then with a laugh. "Being witty is the sword of the wise, being serious is the sheld of the stupid" - Old English Proverb Sent from Yahoo Mail for iPad
On Jul 16, 2015, 12:36:19 AM, dalightskin@... [JoyofSatan666] wrote: You are not a true satanist if you've never gotten mad at the Narnia series realizing that the badass lion Aslan is an allegory for jewhovah.
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[/TD]
 
Hey Yog, I really liked the Old English Proverb: "Being witty is the sword of the wise, being serious is the shield of the stupid".I think I need to lighten up a bit. :pHS/88!



On Saturday, July 18, 2015 11:08 PM, "Yog Sothoth yogsothoth666999@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[email protected] wrote:


 
<td colspan="1" rowspan="1" val[/IMG]Your kidding me the Lion is jokehova? How the hell do you know that?! Did the author say so? I always thought the Narnia series was Satanic....,.. Stop ruining my childhood Dalightskin! @Shadow what's BS about this topic? It's just a bit of humor. Yes we are in a war but it's fine to lighten up every now and then with a laugh. "Being witty is the sword of the wise, being serious is the sheld of the stupid" - Old English Proverb Sent from Yahoo Mail for iPad
On Jul 16, 2015, 12:36:19 AM, dalightskin@... [JoyofSatan666] wrote: You are not a true satanist if you've never gotten mad at the Narnia series realizing that the badass lion Aslan is an allegory for jewhovah.
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[/TD]

 
(I will contribute XD)You are not a true Satanist if your parents haven't asked you why you're growling in your room.(they heard me vibrating Algiz LOL)
You are not a true Satanist if you haven't questioned how the xtians can be so fucking vile and stupid.



Στις 10:02 μ.μ. Κυριακή, 19 Ιουλίου 2015, ο/η "no.state@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[email protected] έγραψε:


  You're not a True Satanist if you've never doubted you're a True Satanist.

At least a little bit.

 
@yog ....the chronicles calling all humans "sons of adam and daughter of eve" didn't raise a red flag?really?



On Friday, July 17, 2015 11:19 PM, "Yog Sothoth yogsothoth666999@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[email protected] wrote:


 
<td colspan="1" rowspan="1" val[/IMG]Your kidding me the Lion is jokehova? How the hell do you know that?! Did the author say so? I always thought the Narnia series was Satanic....,.. Stop ruining my childhood Dalightskin! @Shadow what's BS about this topic? It's just a bit of humor. Yes we are in a war but it's fine to lighten up every now and then with a laugh. "Being witty is the sword of the wise, being serious is the sheld of the stupid" - Old English Proverb Sent from Yahoo Mail for iPad
On Jul 16, 2015, 12:36:19 AM, dalightskin@... [JoyofSatan666] wrote: You are not a true satanist if you've never gotten mad at the Narnia series realizing that the badass lion Aslan is an allegory for jewhovah.
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[/TD]

 
The lion is an old symbol here in Africa my grandfather told me, long before Yehuborim decided to give each other blow jobs...


The lion and the leopard represented kings or chiefs, sometimes ancient Zulus used lion skins with heads intact as rugs or something to lay on....lionesses their skins were used to bury some of our ancestors depending on the status.


So it may appear as jewfuckhova's symbol but it not...ancient Africans new that 4 a fact since the only place in the world with proper king of the jungle is Africa and Yehuborim were slaves in Egypt abd the destruction of Carthage by "Africanus" shows how much information was stolen and manipulated by the Yehuborim...jewfuckhova is not a lion he is nothing...lion symbol is for kings and his not one just a fairy tale of a god wanna be trying to be a lion!
Sent via my BlackBerry from Vodacom - let your email find you!
 
@mkscotshaman: We aren't talking about lions in general, but the specific lion in Narnia called Aslan. It's taken from the story of jewsus.
 
Pardon my misunderstanding lord l3mm0n... I love lions mostly snakes (black mamba) I apologies...


Hail Satan
Sent via my BlackBerry from Vodacom - let your email find you!
 
Hi guys im new to satanism and i have really trouble for meditating...i have a noisy family it means if i want to meditate at night as in 40days program.i shoud wait until2a.m when they are asleep.in the other hand in rhe morning ishoud wake up a round7a.m !its so hard and i dont know ehat to do...plz help me
Hail satan
 
If you still listen to xtian songs, messages or watch  their movies.
On Jul 17, 2015 4:22 AM, "aldric.strickland88@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url] wrote:
 
Ok first of all fungal sounded really insulting until I realized it was his name, and is this like the Jeff fox worthy version for Satanist going on here lol. 
  If you ever felt a disposition to Bagels, you might be a Satanist.   If you ever saw dumbo the elephant and thought he was Yehuborim because his nose was floppin in the wind, you might be a Satanist.
 If you ever saw Harry potter and got to the part about gringotts Bank and thought I wonder if he speaks Yiddish, you might be a Satanist.
  I mean seriously what in the fuck. 
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