On Fri, Jan 13, 2017 at 1:01 PM, aldric.strickland88@... [JoyofSatan666]<
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You want to join the illuminati?
Oh okay sure. All you have to do is put your hands in the shape of a pyramid and put it over your head. Let me give you an example attached to this post.
Ok now start chanting slowly but rhythmically, Start slow and quiet and then get louder and faster.
I AM A RETARD!! I AM A RETARD!!! I AM RETARD THAT WANTS TO JOIN THE ILLUMINATI!! I AM A TROLL!!! I TROLL YAHOO GROUPS!!!!
Now do that for about ten minutes. Then go outside and really let your neighbors hear it. If you are accepted a purple swan should come out of the sky with a scroll attached to its legs. Take the scroll and read it. It should say something along the lines of.
Dear wannabe,
We have heard your request to join the illuminati!! Unfortunately we are not accepting losers. Fuck off troll.