Poo Trails & Pesticides

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STEP 1: “Terminix” Pesticide Procedure:  We start by immediately removing all accessible cockroaches by vacuum, drastically reducing the population. SS Procedure:  Round up all Jooz you readily find and force them into small waste containers.  (The Jooz have that technology, already to go, for us).   STEP 2: “Terminix” Pesticide Procedure: We then treat the inaccessible spots where cockroaches currently live, so it's the last place a cockroach will ever see. SS Procedure: We curse the shit out any inaccessible spots where Jooz still hide, so it’s the last place a cockroach will ever see.  (Didn’t have change that hardly at all!)   STEP 3: “Terminix” Pesticide Procedure: Next, we preemptively treat the cracks and crevices where cockroaches will try to run and hide. They’ll run right to their doom. SS Procedure: We analyze their exit strategies for optimal ambushes and create a thick fence line of impaling poles to prevent access to filthy little cracks and crevices.   STEP 4: “Terminix” Pesticide Procedure: We’ll then use bait that kills all stages of cockroaches still present to eliminate any last pest that has miraculously escaped us to this point. SS Procedure:  We strategize and execute all tactical warfare plans required involving conditional targets.
  STEP 5: “Terminix” Pesticide Procedure: Finally, we apply insect growth regulators for long-term control. SS Procedure:  Same.