Need a Laugh???

[mandy_moo923]

My s.o and I went to Walmart to fill up our water jugs (we drive to the next county over that doesn't fluoridate), and our total rang up to 6.66. Only filling up the water jugs that's what the total would normally come out as. The old, decrepit woman working at the self scan sees the total and immediately goes "That can't be right!" My s.o replied "No that's right" and she starts getting extremely nervous and freaked out. She said it should have costed more,  questioned our amounts multiple times, but everything checked out fine. This dumb, most likely xian had a total mental melt down just seeing 666, she literally couldn't handle it. I am amazed at the power this number holds!!!!!! I was hardly holding back laughter the entire time. 666 for the win!!!

I'm excited to see what goes on next time we go to refill the water jugs again ahahahahahahaha

Anyways, just wanted to share!! I hope you guys are all having a good day!

Anyone got any fun stories of their own? I'd love to read them!

Hail Satan!

 

[shade00013]

That's hilarious!?

 

[Claudius Lawal]

Thats a awesome story,, and a big shame to the Enemy, ..
Hail Satanama Hail Beelzebub   

 

[sal_slyth]

Funny.

Even better that it was 12:06am when I looked at this thread, with 66% battery remaining. HS.

 

[pausan adrian]

This not as funny, as it is amazing. After a terrible sickness session-a serious diarrhea attack I had recovered swiftly from, I was cleaning my phone's memory. After the cleaning, 666 mb were left free.
HAIL SATAN!

On Tuesday, October 24, 2017, 1:36:01 AM GMT+3, darknessislight666@... [JoyofSatan666] <[email protected] wrote:

  That made my day. I had a similar experience at a bank once with 666 a few years ago. I went inside the bank to fix a minor issue that I was having with my account over the phone with my balance information because i couldn't get it through the phone for some reason, and I knew that I was running low on cash at the time. I managed to fix the issue and when I asked the banker for my remaining balance amount  the amount was $66.6 dollars, and then he had this look on his face and gave me the same look, but he didn't recheck balance or anything. 
Darkness Is LightHAIL SATAN FOREVER!

 

[mandy_moo923]

@darknessislight Ahahahah thank you for sharing! That’s so funny they wouldn’t say 666!!

I never knew how much fun itd be watching the unaware get scared by numbers!!!

I actuallly just remembered an instant with 666 from before I was fully awake or dedicated to Satan.

I was playing “Sorry” with my step cousin and step sister; both of them are mind controlled xian.

If you are not familiar with the rules of “Sorry” you need to roll a 1 or a 6 to move a pawn from Home onto the playing board. If you roll a 6 you get to roll again.

As we were playing I rolled three sixes in a row, I thought it was super funny to have rolled 666, my cousin looked and talked (mostly joking) to me as if I full on hailed Satan. Being partly agnostic, partly atheist and despising christianity, messing with a xian was fun even while I was unaware.

Well this game continued and it turned into him and I going back and forth, calling out to our sides for help winning the “Sorry” game. When I would go to roll I’d say something like “Im calling out to the big guy downstairs!” Or something referencing hell or Satan. Almost. Every. Single. Time. I. Rolled. It. Was. A. 6. I I I kept getting to re-roll and I recked the game. My step sister and cousin kept asking for the guy upstairs and they failed, time and time again.
My step sister was really into my success of the game, and I told her to join my side, I was extremely admit that she would start rolling six’s if she chose my side.. Well she did and immediately rolled a 6. My cousin yelled out NOO and the game went on like this until I won ?

I was unaware of Satan at this time, but this experience was huge for me, it made me so hopeful that their was actually something there.

Sadly this ended with my overly devot xian cousin sitting me down and talking to me about demons. He told me they were real and he’d had experiences. He said he was a into Satanism for a while as a fuck you to his family; and while into this he had his girlfriend stolen by another guy. So he did a “ritual” for revenge and after the ritual the guy had a seizure and ended up in the hospital. This experience pushed him deeper into xianity. His story sadly stopped my hopeful ideas of Satan and the underworld. I remained Agnostic for about three years until my s.o showed my JoS.

Regardless, that one of my favorite memories from the before before times. If anyone of Satan actually took the time to mess with our “Sorry” game I thank them. It was like a battle of good and evil being played out in a children’s game and of course the good guys won Ahahahah

HAIL SATAN!

 

[Isabel M. Chavez]

I Had a similar experience with 666,my work card Had that number and to tell the truth i Had such a wonderful day at work,. Huh alot of us are experiencing this, our father is truly with us on a daily

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[John Lindy]

It's amazing how often you see the numbers 666, I've seen it everywhere from gas mileage, totals at a market, buying food from some fast food place, I even purposely stop the gas at 6.66 if I'm just topping off. It always puts a perk in my step when I see 666, thinking of how lucky I am, we all are, to even be aware of father Satan and the Demons of Hell.
Hail Satan!

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On Oct 23, 2017, at 4:11 AM, darknessislight666@... [JoyofSatan666] <[url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url] wrote:

  That made my day. I had a similar experience at a bank once with 666 a few years ago. I went inside the bank to fix a minor issue that I was having with my account over the phone with my balance information because i couldn't get it through the phone for some reason, and I knew that I was running low on cash at the time. I managed to fix the issue and when I asked the banker for my remaining balance amount  the amount was $66.6 dollars, and then he had this look on his face and gave me the same look, but he didn't recheck balance or anything. 
Darkness Is LightHAIL SATAN FOREVER!

 

[Xloopyxloox .]

This has nothing to do with 666 but it was funny.
I was at a party with my best friend and had a bit too much to drink. After that, I went home drunk and my dad was like "have you been drinking? You sound very slurred." I replied "no I don't drink!!" And he shrugged it off with "ok." Then I went in the bathroom and threw up.
My best friend was with me because he didn't want me walking on my own since he's very protective, and he was amazed at how gullible my dad is, since I was obviously very drunk ?

On 29 Oct 2017 05:05, "John Lindy nevodicus2k8@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url] wrote:

  It's amazing how often you see the numbers 666, I've seen it everywhere from gas mileage, totals at a market, buying food from some fast food place, I even purposely stop the gas at 6.66 if I'm just topping off. It always puts a perk in my step when I see 666, thinking of how lucky I am, we all are, to even be aware of father Satan and the Demons of Hell.
Hail Satan!

Sent from my iPhone
On Oct 23, 2017, at 4:11 AM, darknessislight666@... [JoyofSatan666] <[url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url] wrote:

  That made my day. I had a similar experience at a bank once with 666 a few years ago. I went inside the bank to fix a minor issue that I was having with my account over the phone with my balance information because i couldn't get it through the phone for some reason, and I knew that I was running low on cash at the time. I managed to fix the issue and when I asked the banker for my remaining balance amount  the amount was $66.6 dollars, and then he had this look on his face and gave me the same look, but he didn't recheck balance or anything. 
Darkness Is LightHAIL SATAN FOREVER!

 

[lisadragomir13]

Everyrime I see one of our Fathe's numbers, such as 13 & 666 I can't help myself but smile. I once watched few sports matches and the scores were FILLED with multiples of 13 & forming 666 few times. I just couldn't get the goofy smile of my face, especially because 2 games were played around my birthday (one before & one after) and in both, the team I cheered for won & my favourite players pulled some epic stunts. Once the finishing score literally spelled out my birthday. It felt like Father himself meddled with the scores to get his well wishes through my tick skull <3

 

[Mark Robinson]

The other night I flew into Capetown after travelling for thirty hours with stops in Dubai myself and my wife were both absolutely knackered and then I had to drive a hire car all the way to knysna.whichwhen we got going and saw the first sign for George my heart sank when the sign said George 398 km and already my eyes were starting to feel very gravelly and I had to keep shaking my head to stay awake and I suddenly thought I am going to crash if I keep going but I have no choice as I shifted on my seat to distract myself from my tiredness my Satan Lucifer pendant round my neck rattled and brought it to my attention.So I grasped it between thumb and forefinger and said in my mind "Father Satan Lucifer Thank you for your constant assistance but tonight of all nights i seriously need your help I need to get to Knysna tonight and I know it is not possible on my own Please help me THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOUHAIL SATAN LUCIFER FOR EVER.Less than one minute after I had finished I looked up and there was a roadsign staring at me George 333kmAs I smiled and thanked him  and from that moment on I was wide awake but the only other odd thing was that my arms on the steering wheel felt like they were to big to be mine but when I went to touch them I could only feel my own arms all in all it was very weird and exceedingly wonderful and with been now with the one and only true God I realise now what I was missing all those years if any one is apprehensive about dedicating don't be before Satan Lucifer life was crap and now 4months down the line life is wonderful Go for it HAIL SATAN LUCIFER FOR EVER

On 1 Nov 2017 4:52 pm, "lisadragomir13@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url] wrote:

  Everyrime I see one of our Fathe's numbers, such as 13 & 666 I can't help myself but smile. I once watched few sports matches and the scores were FILLED with multiples of 13 & forming 666 few times. I just couldn't get the goofy smile of my face, especially because 2 games were played around my birthday (one before & one after) and in both, the team I cheered for won & my favourite players pulled some epic stunts. Once the finishing score literally spelled out my birthday. It felt like Father himself meddled with the scores to get his well wishes through my tick skull <3

 

[mandy_moo923]

Hail Satan!!

 

[mandy_moo923]

Thanks all for sharing