More jew jokes

[angryshaman666]

How does pissrael take it's population records? Simple, they roll a dime down the street and count everyone who chases it!

I'd like to shoah them anuddah holoco$t if you know what I mean lol

jew mad bro? cuz I did nazi that coming!

ok people let's keep them going.
I gave you three, let's see what you can come up with xD

HEIL HITLER!

 

[Amaterasu Inferno]

Here's some1:"I can't believe the judge said I was a particularly ruthless kidnapper and a disgrace to the Jewish community. All because I added shipping and handling charges to the ransom note."
2:What's the difference between a jew and a conoe?A conoe tips.3:How do you kill a jew?Throw a quarter off a cliff


On Wednesday, July 22, 2015 3:13 AM, "angryshaman666@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[email protected] wrote:


  How does pissrael take it's population records? Simple, they roll a dime down the street and count everyone who chases it!

I'd like to shoah them anuddah holoco$t if you know what I mean lol

jew mad bro? cuz I did nazi that coming!

ok people let's keep them going.
I gave you three, let's see what you can come up with xD

HEIL HITLER!

 

[fake name]

xD awesome!How do you get 100 jews in the same car? Throw in a quarter!
How do you get them back out? Tell them Hitler is driving!



On Thursday, July 23, 2015 6:29 PM, "Amaterasu Inferno deadsilent666@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[email protected] wrote:


  Here's some1:"I can't believe the judge said I was a particularly ruthless kidnapper and a disgrace to the Jewish community. All because I added shipping and handling charges to the ransom note."
2:What's the difference between a jew and a conoe?A conoe tips.3:How do you kill a jew?Throw a quarter off a cliff


On Wednesday, July 22, 2015 3:13 AM, "angryshaman666@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[email protected] wrote:


  How does pissrael take it's population records? Simple, they roll a dime down the street and count everyone who chases it!

I'd like to shoah them anuddah holoco$t if you know what I mean lol

jew mad bro? cuz I did nazi that coming!

ok people let's keep them going.
I gave you three, let's see what you can come up with xD

HEIL HITLER!

 

[Sam1]

LolWhy are all synagogues round? So no jews can hide in a corner when the donation basket comes around! What do you call a jew on the moon? A problemWhat do you call 1,000 jews on the moon? A big problemWhat do you call all the jews on the moon? Problem solved!HAIL SATAN!!!

On Jul 23, 2015, at 22:31, "fake name angryshaman666@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url] wrote:

  xD awesome!How do you get 100 jews in the same car? Throw in a quarter!
How do you get them back out? Tell them Hitler is driving!



On Thursday, July 23, 2015 6:29 PM, "Amaterasu Inferno deadsilent666@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url] wrote:


  Here's some1:"I can't believe the judge said I was a particularly ruthless kidnapper and a disgrace to the Jewish community. All because I added shipping and handling charges to the ransom note."
2:What's the difference between a jew and a conoe?A conoe tips.3:How do you kill a jew?Throw a quarter off a cliff


On Wednesday, July 22, 2015 3:13 AM, "angryshaman666@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url] wrote:


  How does pissrael take it's population records? Simple, they roll a dime down the street and count everyone who chases it!

I'd like to shoah them anuddah holoco$t if you know what I mean lol

jew mad bro? cuz I did nazi that coming!

ok people let's keep them going.
I gave you three, let's see what you can come up with xD

HEIL HITLER!

 

[dalightskin]

lmao!
I saw a jew lie about WW2 once and his nose grew twice as long!

If the holocaust is kosher then jews eat it all up!

If a jew ever stops loving money it will be such a paradox that it's head would explode!

I went on a vacation to pissrael and ran over a jew, meanwhile another jew shouts "goyim!" to which I reply "goyim?! I didn't even like him!"

I find it funny how jews don't eat bacon when their faces look like they smeared bacon grease on it constantly!

the jews seem to think we are no more than dogs. Well jokes on them, all dogs go to heaven!

 

[fake name]

ROFL nice one! "problem solved"Ahhhh if only we could just send their ugly kike asses to the moon.
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!
Why do jewish men like to watch a porno backwards?They like the part where the hooker gives the money back!
What's the definition of a queer jew?A jew who likes girls more than money!
Define "genius"A 'C' student with a jewish mother



On Friday, July 24, 2015 6:12 PM, "Sam sam.hinkley17@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[email protected] wrote:


  LolWhy are all synagogues round? So no jews can hide in a corner when the donation basket comes around! What do you call a jew on the moon? A problemWhat do you call 1,000 jews on the moon? A big problemWhat do you call all the jews on the moon? Problem solved!HAIL SATAN!!!



On Jul 23, 2015, at 22:31, "fake name angryshaman666@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url] wrote:

  xD awesome!How do you get 100 jews in the same car? Throw in a quarter!
How do you get them back out? Tell them Hitler is driving!



On Thursday, July 23, 2015 6:29 PM, "Amaterasu Inferno deadsilent666@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url] wrote:


  Here's some1:"I can't believe the judge said I was a particularly ruthless kidnapper and a disgrace to the Jewish community. All because I added shipping and handling charges to the ransom note."
2:What's the difference between a jew and a conoe?A conoe tips.3:How do you kill a jew?Throw a quarter off a cliff


On Wednesday, July 22, 2015 3:13 AM, "angryshaman666@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url] wrote:


  How does pissrael take it's population records? Simple, they roll a dime down the street and count everyone who chases it!

I'd like to shoah them anuddah holoco$t if you know what I mean lol

jew mad bro? cuz I did nazi that coming!

ok people let's keep them going.
I gave you three, let's see what you can come up with xD

HEIL HITLER!

 

[fibrilink]

Ok, since no one has said this one yet:
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
Pizza doesn't scream in the oven

What do Jewish children do at recess?
Fly a kike

What is a jew's favorite candy?
Jewing gum

 

[dalightskin]

If the holocaust is kosher then jews eat it all up!

I saw a jew lie once and his nose grew twice as long!

I went on a vacation to pissrael with my girlfriend and "accidentally" ran over a jew, meanwhile his jew friends shout "goyim!" to which I replied "goyim?! I didn't even like him!"

What do you call a jew with pale skin, clammy hands and an ugly face? Your average neighborhood kike!

Why do jews not believe in heaven? None of them believed they'd get in!

What does a jew call a 200 pound satanist weightlifter? Sir!

 

[dalightskin]

Whoops I thought mine didn't get sent out so some of the jokes I already said are in the next one. Sorry.

 

[S.S. 666]

A man ask to another man :
- Do you have anything against Jews?
- Yes I have a repellent spray  in the pocket!

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Date: Sat, 25 Jul 2015 11:07:01 -0700
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: More jew jokes

  Ok, since no one has said this one yet:
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
Pizza doesn't scream in the oven

What do Jewish children do at recess?
Fly a kike

What is a jew's favorite candy?
Jewing gum

 

[fibrilink]

What do you call a Jew that froze to death?
A kike-cycle

What did the Jewish soviet mother say to its daughter?
Quit Stalin and go to shool! If I have to drag you, soviet! (soviet, so be it?)

What is an alternative to sending the Jews to the moon?
Sending them to Jew-piter!

Ok, my jokes are probably going to get worse as I continue Eh, it won't stop me from trying XD I really like this discussion
Hail Satan

 

[fake name]

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE! WHERE!? Someone said change! I smell shekels!
Jews are the only known organic metal detectors!

How was copper wiring invented? Two Jews fighting over a penny.
Why do jews wear Yarmulkes? It's cheaper, half a hat!
How do you help a jew with ADHD? Concentration camp.
What's the difference between a circumcision and a crucifixion? In a crucifixion, they throw away the whole Jew.




On Monday, July 27, 2015 2:10 PM, "fibrilink@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[email protected] wrote:


  What do you call a Jew that froze to death?
A kike-cycle

What did the Jewish soviet mother say to its daughter?
Quit Stalin and go to shool! If I have to drag you, soviet! (soviet, so be it?)

What is an alternative to sending the Jews to the moon?
Sending them to Jew-piter!

Ok, my jokes are probably going to get worse as I continue Eh, it won't stop me from trying XD I really like this discussion
Hail Satan

 

[the_fire_starter666]

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---In [email protected], <angryshaman666@... wrote :

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE! WHERE!? Someone said change! I smell shekels!
Jews are the only known organic metal detectors!

How was copper wiring invented? Two Jews fighting over a penny.
Why do jews wear Yarmulkes? It's cheaper, half a hat!
How do you help a jew with ADHD? Concentration camp.
What's the difference between a circumcision and a crucifixion? In a crucifixion, they throw away the whole Jew.




On Monday, July 27, 2015 2:10 PM, "fibrilink@... [JoyofSatan666]" <[email protected] wrote:


 What do you call a Jew that froze to death?
A kike-cycle

What did the Jewish soviet mother say to its daughter?
Quit Stalin and go to shool! If I have to drag you, soviet! (soviet, so be it?)

What is an alternative to sending the Jews to the moon?
Sending them to Jew-piter!

Ok, my jokes are probably going to get worse as I continue Eh, it won't stop me from trying XD I really like this discussion
Hail Satan

 

[dalightskin]

What do you call a jew on a bell tower?
Quasimodo!

Why do jews try to make gentiles into sheep?
they like the idea of being wolves rather than pigs!

Two jews walk into a building, you'd think one of them would've seen it!

What is the difference between a jew and a bedbug?
A bedbug is smaller!

Why are cockroaches better than jews?
A cockroach is closer to immortality than a jew!

Ba dum bum!

 

[fibrilink]

Never drink that jewce

 

[eljtheblancoassassin]

Here's a joke.  A jew

 

[the_fire_starter666]

@eljtheblancoassassin: That's the best joke ever

 

[Jay Eff]

I HAD to get in on this:
How do you piss off a jew? Walk into their bakery and ask them how much the hallah cost.


Hallah is a type of bread for those that don't know.






Hail Satan!!!
Hail the Gods and Goddesses of Hell!!!
May the jew be trampled under Satanic feet!!!

 

[jdenmore]

Just joined the group today, and this is too good to pass up. Have you heard about the new Israeli car? It doesn't just stop on a dime, it picks it up too.

 

[angryshaman666]

What's the hebrew word for "fuck you"?
Trust me!

What's the hebrew word for fuck you AND your mother?
You can trust me, my friend!

What's the best way to make a jew piss their pants?
HEIL HITLER!

What's the difference between a jew and a boy scout?
Boy scouts come back from camp!

How do you make orange jews?
Concentrate them
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why do jewish cannibals not eat Germans?
They give them gas

What do you call 1000 jews on a train?
Whatever you like they're not coming back!

There is safety in numbers.
unless there are 6 million of you and everyone is a jew

What's a jew's worst dilemma?
FREE HAM

Jews are a bunch of stoners. They love getting baked

Why do jews watch porno's backwards?
They like the part where the hooker gives the money back

What do you call an Israeli who has to sneeze?
A jew

A Jewish boy asks his father for twenty dollars. His father replied, "ten dollars, what in the world do you need five dollars for, I'd be happy to give you a dollar, here's a quarter."

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THANK YOU!
I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK!

HEIL HITLER! xD

 

[kendallnight8]

I love your jokes xD
They make me laugh xD

Please make more, you're good at it

 

[ohnoitsmook1]

What's the difference between a piggy bank and a jew?
A jew requires more than just smashing for you to take your money back.

Also, you can actually trust a piggy bank.