Heavenraiser
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- Aug 7, 2003
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Happy REALLY late Yule and New Year, everyone! Here's some funny/stupid crap the Xians come up with. One has to wonder about their brain power, of lack thereof, I should say.
"Xian rock is the music of the devil."
"Should prayer be covered by health insurance?"
"You should get your kids Resistance( a game) because you're shooting Chimera instead of Grand Theft Auto, where you're shooting people."
"The reason why the US is more violent today( it isn't; all types of crimes are down) is because ppl have strayed away from god."
"There were no violent shootings before video games." ( a lawyer named Jake Thompson said this. He got impeached, for obvious reasons.)
"We NEED to go back to the way things were in the 70's!" ( no, we don't.)
"Double standards are made to protect women."( WTF?! Was she[ yeah, a she said this] fo' real? If that's true, when why're many of us women raped? I can write a book about how stupid this quote is.)
"They are no gay ppl in Africa." ( That's like saying there's no nicotine in cigarettes.)
"I'm more moral 'cause I play Halo( a game where you shoot aliens) instead of GTA( a game where you shoot ppl)." ( Killing is killing. Plain and simple.)
WTF's wrong with these idiots?! This stupidity is destroying the planet! It must be stopped, at ALL costs. Anywho, hope y'all enjoyed the quotes. My fav's the 5th one; it never gets old.
"Xian rock is the music of the devil."
"Should prayer be covered by health insurance?"
"You should get your kids Resistance( a game) because you're shooting Chimera instead of Grand Theft Auto, where you're shooting people."
"The reason why the US is more violent today( it isn't; all types of crimes are down) is because ppl have strayed away from god."
"There were no violent shootings before video games." ( a lawyer named Jake Thompson said this. He got impeached, for obvious reasons.)
"We NEED to go back to the way things were in the 70's!" ( no, we don't.)
"Double standards are made to protect women."( WTF?! Was she[ yeah, a she said this] fo' real? If that's true, when why're many of us women raped? I can write a book about how stupid this quote is.)
"They are no gay ppl in Africa." ( That's like saying there's no nicotine in cigarettes.)
"I'm more moral 'cause I play Halo( a game where you shoot aliens) instead of GTA( a game where you shoot ppl)." ( Killing is killing. Plain and simple.)
WTF's wrong with these idiots?! This stupidity is destroying the planet! It must be stopped, at ALL costs. Anywho, hope y'all enjoyed the quotes. My fav's the 5th one; it never gets old.
