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Jews, The Poo People
The real National Anthem of Israel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6oXW_YiV6g
From prayers of poop, to Rabbi's divination with human feces, to scat in all their holy texts and daily life, even in sexual perversion having a shitty day is good day for the jooz. Remember the Jew Freud he was obsessed with writing about his fellow Jews scatology as well. He developed whole personality profiles around people and scat. Where do you think "Anal retentive" comes from. Simple, people who gain pleasure from holding their crap longer become Anal retentive. I am not joking I had to learn this garbage in psychology.
I hear you ask all about the meaning of scat
Well I'm Freud the professor and all I can tell you
Is while you're still sleeping
The shits are still weeping
'Cause things you call dead haven't yet had the chance to be born
I'm the scatman......
You are what you eat, here's the Scat Man!
Jewish pornographic scat king gets 4 years in prison
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/1 ... 95505.html
Looks like someone's career went down the toilet.
Ira Isaacs [my note a Jew], a self-proclaimed "shock artist" notorious for integrating feces-eating into porn, was sentenced on Wednesday to four years in federal prison, three years of supervised release, and a $10,000 fine, LA Weekly reported.
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Where's The Scatman?
Yahweh' s the scatman!
The Bible it's a scoobie poopie poopie doobie melody.
The Obsession with Scat/Faeces in the Jewish Bible
http://eatthebible.blogspot.ca/2009/11/ ... -poop.html
As I've mentioned in previous posts, God occasionally has his prophets perform little object lessons for the Israelites to make His messages absolutely clear. Like when God forces Hosea to marry a prostitute to describe God's relationship with the people--who have been whoring after other deities. As is apparent, these little skits are everything but subtle.
But God makes one prophet in particular, Ezekiel, run these charades with some frequency, thus turning him into the Lord's very own kindergarten teacher for remedial-level Israelites. But unlike the cute lessons you learned in pre-school show-and-tell, Ezekiel's lessons are gross and degrading.
But as absurd as some of these lessons are, God saves his most disgusting for Ezekiel 4:12.
This passage takes place during the 390 days (that's over a year, people!) when Ezekiel is lying on his side. (I hope that the prophet isn't a back-sleeper.) During that time, the Lord suggests--well, demands--that the prophet observe certain dietary restrictions:
"And you, take wheat and barley, beans and lentils, millet and spelt; put them into one vessel, and make bread for yourself" (4:9) Not so bad, right? Whole grains are good for heart health! Well, wait ... God continues, "You shall eat it as a barley cake, baking it in their sight on human dung" (4:9-12). Yup, that's right ... on human dung. For over a year, Ezekiel must eat food that has been prepared over burning feces.
All of which makes the absolutely real Ezekiel 4:9 organic bread pictured above sound a little yucky, right? And hilarious! Biblical literacy is important, food movement!
But why does God make Zeke expose himself to airborne e. coli like that? Well, the Lord continues, "Thus shall the people of Israel eat their bread, unclean, among the nations to which I will drive them" (4:13). In other words, when God throws his people out of the holy land (as He shortly will), they will have to eat unclean food among unclean foreigners. (At some point during this time, God--perhaps seeing the cruelty of his ways--allows Ezekiel to cook his food over cow dung. Thank heaven for small mercies, right?)
But couldn't he let Ezekiel just say as much? Deliver a sermon on the temple steps where he cries, "If you continue in your ways, God will throw you out of Israel, and you'll have to eat poop!" Wouldn't that be sufficiently startling?
And isn't this months-long piece of performance art exquisite torture for poor Ezekiel, whose only mistake seems to be accepting God's call to prophecy?
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More mention of scat and faeces in the Tanakh below:
'And E'hud said, “I have a message from God for you.” And he arose from his seat. And E'hud reached with his left hand, took the sword from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly; and the hilt also went in after the blade, and the fat closed over the blade, for he did not draw the sword out of his belly; and the dirty came out.' (2)
''In the territory of Jezre'el the dogs shall eat the flesh of Jez'ebel; and the corpse of Jez'ebel shall be as dung upon the face of the field in the territory of Jezre'el, so that no one can say, This is Jez'ebel.'' (3)
'But the Rab'shakeh said to them, “Has my master sent me to speak these words to your master and to you, and not to the men sitting on the wall, who are doomed with you to eat their own dung and to drink their own urine.”' (4)
'Do to them as you did to Mid'ian,
As to Sis'era and Jabin at the river Kishon,
Who were destroyed at En-dor,
Who became dung on the ground.' (5)
'Speak, “Thus says the Lord:
'The dead bodies of men shall fall like dung upon the open field,
Like Sheaves after the reaper,
And none shall gather them.'”' (6)
References
(2) Judg. 3:20-22 (RSV)
(3) 2 Kings 9:36-37 (RSV)
(4) Ibid, 18:27; repeated in Is. 36:12 (RSV)
(5) Ps. 83:9-10 (RSV)
(6) Jer. 9:22 (RSV)
Everybody scats one way or the other
So check out the Chosen People,
As a matter of fact they love scat
Jews, the scat men.
Shit obsession is normal to all Jews says Jew happily:
http://www.kveller.com/article/a-jewish ... -training/
We talk about poop a lot in my family. You might think it’s just because we’re the parents of a toddler and an infant, and that’s definitely part of it. But we’re also Jews, so it comes naturally to us.
It’s true. Jews love not only talking about their fecal habits, but also stressing about them. Are we pooping often enough? Too much? There’s even a prayer, the Asher Yatzar, thanking God for the orifices of our body, and expressing gratitude that they open when they should and perhaps more importantly, that they remain closed when they should.
And I don’t think they’re talking about our nostrils. (On a related note, between our two daughters, we’ve had more than our fair share of blow-outs and poo-namis this week. Maybe it’s God’s way of reminding me to say my morning prayers… and not just the ones for coffee and more sleep.)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asher_yatzar
Asher yatzar (Hebrew: ברכת) אשר יצר) "Who [has] formed [man(kind)]") is a blessing in Judaism. It is traditionally recited after engaging in an act of excretion,[1] but is also included in many Jewish prayer books as a part of daily prayer prior to Birkat HaShachar.[2]
The purpose of this blessing is to thank God for good health.[1] It expresses thanks having the ability to excrete, for without it, existence would be impossible.[3]
Though recited normally by observant Jews each time excretory functions are used, hence giving it the name the "bathroom blessing",[4] it is also recited during the Shacharit service due to its spiritual significance (to Jews, humans are made in God's image, so it is an expression of awe toward God's creations).[5]
Bodily Obsessions
When I was young, my mother told me that if I didn’t eat my vegetables, I would get colon cancer. Some kids learn about growing up big and strong, but I was raised with a healthy fear of constipation. Thankfully, my husband understands, and thinks similarly. Since the day our oldest daughter was born and the nurse handed us a form for keeping track of the baby’s BMs, we’ve been just a tad obsessed with the contents of our daughters’ diapers.
We’ve even had an anxious visit to the doctor when things were a bit stopped up. Some latex gloves and a little Vaseline took care of the situation, and oh my goodness, what a situation it was. (Josh and I have often thought we should write a children’s book called Dr. B and the Magic Finger. If there are any publishers out there reading this, feel free to be in touch.)
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The real National Anthem of Israel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6oXW_YiV6g
From prayers of poop, to Rabbi's divination with human feces, to scat in all their holy texts and daily life, even in sexual perversion having a shitty day is good day for the jooz. Remember the Jew Freud he was obsessed with writing about his fellow Jews scatology as well. He developed whole personality profiles around people and scat. Where do you think "Anal retentive" comes from. Simple, people who gain pleasure from holding their crap longer become Anal retentive. I am not joking I had to learn this garbage in psychology.
I hear you ask all about the meaning of scat
Well I'm Freud the professor and all I can tell you
Is while you're still sleeping
The shits are still weeping
'Cause things you call dead haven't yet had the chance to be born
I'm the scatman......
You are what you eat, here's the Scat Man!
Jewish pornographic scat king gets 4 years in prison
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/1 ... 95505.html
Looks like someone's career went down the toilet.
Ira Isaacs [my note a Jew], a self-proclaimed "shock artist" notorious for integrating feces-eating into porn, was sentenced on Wednesday to four years in federal prison, three years of supervised release, and a $10,000 fine, LA Weekly reported.
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Where's The Scatman?
Yahweh' s the scatman!
The Bible it's a scoobie poopie poopie doobie melody.
The Obsession with Scat/Faeces in the Jewish Bible
http://eatthebible.blogspot.ca/2009/11/ ... -poop.html
As I've mentioned in previous posts, God occasionally has his prophets perform little object lessons for the Israelites to make His messages absolutely clear. Like when God forces Hosea to marry a prostitute to describe God's relationship with the people--who have been whoring after other deities. As is apparent, these little skits are everything but subtle.
But God makes one prophet in particular, Ezekiel, run these charades with some frequency, thus turning him into the Lord's very own kindergarten teacher for remedial-level Israelites. But unlike the cute lessons you learned in pre-school show-and-tell, Ezekiel's lessons are gross and degrading.
But as absurd as some of these lessons are, God saves his most disgusting for Ezekiel 4:12.
This passage takes place during the 390 days (that's over a year, people!) when Ezekiel is lying on his side. (I hope that the prophet isn't a back-sleeper.) During that time, the Lord suggests--well, demands--that the prophet observe certain dietary restrictions:
"And you, take wheat and barley, beans and lentils, millet and spelt; put them into one vessel, and make bread for yourself" (4:9) Not so bad, right? Whole grains are good for heart health! Well, wait ... God continues, "You shall eat it as a barley cake, baking it in their sight on human dung" (4:9-12). Yup, that's right ... on human dung. For over a year, Ezekiel must eat food that has been prepared over burning feces.
All of which makes the absolutely real Ezekiel 4:9 organic bread pictured above sound a little yucky, right? And hilarious! Biblical literacy is important, food movement!
But why does God make Zeke expose himself to airborne e. coli like that? Well, the Lord continues, "Thus shall the people of Israel eat their bread, unclean, among the nations to which I will drive them" (4:13). In other words, when God throws his people out of the holy land (as He shortly will), they will have to eat unclean food among unclean foreigners. (At some point during this time, God--perhaps seeing the cruelty of his ways--allows Ezekiel to cook his food over cow dung. Thank heaven for small mercies, right?)
But couldn't he let Ezekiel just say as much? Deliver a sermon on the temple steps where he cries, "If you continue in your ways, God will throw you out of Israel, and you'll have to eat poop!" Wouldn't that be sufficiently startling?
And isn't this months-long piece of performance art exquisite torture for poor Ezekiel, whose only mistake seems to be accepting God's call to prophecy?
------------------------------------------------------------------
More mention of scat and faeces in the Tanakh below:
'And E'hud said, “I have a message from God for you.” And he arose from his seat. And E'hud reached with his left hand, took the sword from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly; and the hilt also went in after the blade, and the fat closed over the blade, for he did not draw the sword out of his belly; and the dirty came out.' (2)
''In the territory of Jezre'el the dogs shall eat the flesh of Jez'ebel; and the corpse of Jez'ebel shall be as dung upon the face of the field in the territory of Jezre'el, so that no one can say, This is Jez'ebel.'' (3)
'But the Rab'shakeh said to them, “Has my master sent me to speak these words to your master and to you, and not to the men sitting on the wall, who are doomed with you to eat their own dung and to drink their own urine.”' (4)
'Do to them as you did to Mid'ian,
As to Sis'era and Jabin at the river Kishon,
Who were destroyed at En-dor,
Who became dung on the ground.' (5)
'Speak, “Thus says the Lord:
'The dead bodies of men shall fall like dung upon the open field,
Like Sheaves after the reaper,
And none shall gather them.'”' (6)
References
(2) Judg. 3:20-22 (RSV)
(3) 2 Kings 9:36-37 (RSV)
(4) Ibid, 18:27; repeated in Is. 36:12 (RSV)
(5) Ps. 83:9-10 (RSV)
(6) Jer. 9:22 (RSV)
Everybody scats one way or the other
So check out the Chosen People,
As a matter of fact they love scat
Jews, the scat men.
Shit obsession is normal to all Jews says Jew happily:
http://www.kveller.com/article/a-jewish ... -training/
We talk about poop a lot in my family. You might think it’s just because we’re the parents of a toddler and an infant, and that’s definitely part of it. But we’re also Jews, so it comes naturally to us.
It’s true. Jews love not only talking about their fecal habits, but also stressing about them. Are we pooping often enough? Too much? There’s even a prayer, the Asher Yatzar, thanking God for the orifices of our body, and expressing gratitude that they open when they should and perhaps more importantly, that they remain closed when they should.
And I don’t think they’re talking about our nostrils. (On a related note, between our two daughters, we’ve had more than our fair share of blow-outs and poo-namis this week. Maybe it’s God’s way of reminding me to say my morning prayers… and not just the ones for coffee and more sleep.)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asher_yatzar
Asher yatzar (Hebrew: ברכת) אשר יצר) "Who [has] formed [man(kind)]") is a blessing in Judaism. It is traditionally recited after engaging in an act of excretion,[1] but is also included in many Jewish prayer books as a part of daily prayer prior to Birkat HaShachar.[2]
The purpose of this blessing is to thank God for good health.[1] It expresses thanks having the ability to excrete, for without it, existence would be impossible.[3]
Though recited normally by observant Jews each time excretory functions are used, hence giving it the name the "bathroom blessing",[4] it is also recited during the Shacharit service due to its spiritual significance (to Jews, humans are made in God's image, so it is an expression of awe toward God's creations).[5]
Bodily Obsessions
When I was young, my mother told me that if I didn’t eat my vegetables, I would get colon cancer. Some kids learn about growing up big and strong, but I was raised with a healthy fear of constipation. Thankfully, my husband understands, and thinks similarly. Since the day our oldest daughter was born and the nurse handed us a form for keeping track of the baby’s BMs, we’ve been just a tad obsessed with the contents of our daughters’ diapers.
We’ve even had an anxious visit to the doctor when things were a bit stopped up. Some latex gloves and a little Vaseline took care of the situation, and oh my goodness, what a situation it was. (Josh and I have often thought we should write a children’s book called Dr. B and the Magic Finger. If there are any publishers out there reading this, feel free to be in touch.)
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