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Jehovah's Witnesses came to my door last week

PamelaL1 min to read

I forgot to mention, a bunch of jw women came knocking on my door while I was watching Steve Wilkos and tried to bombarde me with their filth. I told them I was a Spiritual Satanist and nothing was going to change that. THey looked surprised and I told them to their face what I thought of their god and they did not know what to say because I provided logical evidence that he does not exist.So I was lolin all day

#1

lol You'd better do some banishing rituals because they're going to be "praying for your soul" and we don't want that now do we :)
Good on you though, I wish I could set my family straight!

HAIL SATAN!
HAIL MY GUARDIAN DEMON!
HAIL THE MIGHTY GODS OF DUAT!

--- In , "PamelaL" <evilalien@... wrote:

I forgot to mention, a bunch of jw women came knocking on my door while I was watching Steve Wilkos and tried to bombarde me with their filth. I told them I was a Spiritual Satanist and nothing was going to change that. THey looked surprised and I told them to their face what I thought of their god and they did not know what to say because I provided logical evidence that he does not exist.So I was lolin all day

#2

And I was in the middle of a good episode of Steve

--- In , "John Kundalini" <divinedarkchild@... wrote:

lol You'd better do some banishing rituals because they're going to be "praying for your soul" and we don't want that now do we :)
Good on you though, I wish I could set my family straight!

HAIL SATAN!
HAIL MY GUARDIAN DEMON!
HAIL THE MIGHTY GODS OF DUAT!

--- In , "PamelaL" <evilalien@ wrote:

I forgot to mention, a bunch of jw women came knocking on my door while I was watching Steve Wilkos and tried to bombarde me with their filth. I told them I was a Spiritual Satanist and nothing was going to change that. THey looked surprised and I told them to their face what I thought of their god and they did not know what to say because I provided logical evidence that he does not exist.So I was lolin all day

#3

awsome man really awsome fantastic please fill the blank with very joy and happy words as u like please -----------------------------------------------------------------  i am waiting for that chance too but here t ? i expect xians and can you tel what are the logical reasons ? that u explained their god is not exists ?

From: John Kundalini <divinedarkchild@...
To:
Sent: Wed, October 27, 2010 6:53:45 AM
Subject: Re: Jehovah's Witnesses came to my door last week

lol You'd better do some banishing rituals because they're going to be "praying for your soul" and we don't want that now do we :)
Good on you though, I wish I could set my family straight!

HAIL SATAN!
HAIL MY GUARDIAN DEMON!
HAIL THE MIGHTY GODS OF DUAT!

--- In , "PamelaL" <evilalien@... wrote:

I forgot to mention, a bunch of jw women came knocking on my door while I was watching Steve Wilkos and tried to bombarde me with their filth. I told them I was a Spiritual Satanist and nothing was going to change that. THey looked surprised and I told them to their face what I thought of their god and they did not know what to say because I provided logical evidence that he does not exist.So I was lolin all day


#4

The look

--- In , "PamelaL" <evilalien@... wrote:

I forgot to mention, a bunch of jw women came knocking on my door while I was watching Steve Wilkos and tried to bombarde me with their filth. I told them I was a Spiritual Satanist and nothing was going to change that. THey looked surprised and I told them to their face what I thought of their god and they did not know what to say because I provided logical evidence that he does not exist.So I was lolin all day

#5

Here's a good one a friend of mind said she did to them.She asked them why if only 144000 were going to heaven.And you are trying to convert me.Aren't you afraid I will take your spot.My friend said they were at a loss for words.lolI am proud to say that I have been x-communicated from their church for living with a girl.They sent me a letter requesting a disciplinary meeting with them 20 years ago.My pagan friend and I put it in a ashtray and burned it.They all can kiss my ass,even if my grandparents are written in their book of life.I am proud to say I am not.
Hail Satan!
Brian.

From: PamelaL <evilalien@...
To:
Sent: Tue, October 26, 2010 7:30:01 PM
Subject: Jehovah's Witnesses came to my door last week

I forgot to mention, a bunch of jw women came knocking on my door while I was watching Steve Wilkos and tried to bombarde me with their filth. I told them I was a Spiritual Satanist and nothing was going to change that. THey looked surprised and I told them to their face what I thought of their god and they did not know what to say because I provided logical evidence that he does not exist.So I was lolin all day

#6

Last time jw or anyone with a bible in their hands came to my door ( and i knew they were on there way) i made sure that i ran to the freezer to get a halfway frozen chicken so by the time they got there i was ready. Someone else opened the door so that even before they said anything i was on the floor rocking back and forth with the chicken between my legs chanting (it was gibberish but they didnt know that) looked up like i didnt know they were there and said "Good, your just in time for the scarifice" they took one glance at me and high tailed it outta there. I about DIED laughing. Had to share my experience.

HAIL SATAN!

#7

How nice.  You just continue the horrid misconceptions people have about us spiritual satanists.  Not only are xians spreading these misconceptions but so are our very own.  How do you expect to win the war of information with these antics.

DrewHail Satan!

On Oct 30, 2010, at 0:56, "Tara Doland" <[ email redacted ] wrote:

Last time jw or anyone with a bible in their hands came to my door ( and i knew they were on there way) i made sure that i ran to the freezer to get a halfway frozen chicken so by the time they got there i was ready. Someone else opened the door so that even before they said anything i was on the floor rocking back and forth with the chicken between my legs chanting (it was gibberish but they didnt know that) looked up like i didnt know they were there and said "Good, your just in time for the scarifice" they took one glance at me and high tailed it outta there. I about DIED laughing. Had to share my experience.

HAIL SATAN!

#8

Sorry, but th  I am SO very sorry if I offended anyone, wasn't intended.

#9

Please...you don't have to go to extremes for this.
My problem is just what i said. There are many new people here and if they hear that and think its okay to do then we'll have more Satanists conforming to the Xian way of looking at us.
Nobody said you had to completely stop sharing experiences (only self proclaimed victims take the absolute route like this).  Nor do i want you to feel like your experiences are useless (b/c in a way it was funny) but our main problem is the huge amounts of lies and misconceptions about Satanism (more importantly by association, Spiritual Satanism).  Information is key in this war.

From: Tara Doland <satansvamp@...
To:
Sent: Sat, October 30, 2010 6:13:20 PM
Subject: Re: Jehovah's Witnesses came to my door last week

Sorry, but th  I am SO very sorry if I offended anyone, wasn't intended.

#10

I found this soooo funny! I can just picture whole situation. But I have to agree with Drew, that was going tooooo far. The last thing you want to do is give them the wrong impression of father, we get enough of that from dabblers who learn the hard way...

--- In , Drew <ditto6891@... wrote:

How nice. You just continue the horrid misconceptions people have about us spiritual satanists. Not only are xians spreading these misconceptions but so are our very own. How do you expect to win the war of information with these antics.

Drew
Hail Satan!

On Oct 30, 2010, at 0:56, "Tara Doland" <satansvamp@... wrote:

Last time jw or anyone with a bible in their hands came to my door ( and i knew they were on there way) i made sure that i ran to the freezer to get a halfway frozen chicken so by the time they got there i was ready. Someone else opened the door so that even before they said anything i was on the floor rocking back and forth with the chicken between my legs chanting (it was gibberish but they didnt know that) looked up like i didnt know they were there and said "Good, your just in time for the scarifice" they took one glance at me and high tailed it outta there. I about DIED laughing. Had to share my experience.

HAIL SATAN!


#11

Tara You did many things wrong. I am not putting you down but what you did, did hurt us(Satanist).   1) You read from The Satanic Bible, this from the Satanic Church. We do not believe what they believe nor do what they believe. 2) You need to READ on templeofzeus.org. Then you will have an better understanding of who we are.   HAIL SATAN

From: Tara Doland <satansvamp@...
To:
Sent: Sat, October 30, 2010 8:13:20 PM
Subject: Re: Jehovah's Witnesses came to my door last week

Sorry, but this was before I was a satanist, so I had no idea. I just thought I would share my experience with everyone since everyone else who had an experience had shared. At the time I was an athiest. It wasn't until I read the Satanic Bible that I saw the dark/truth. I take my experience back, just thought I'd share but I guess I was wrong to share. Don't worry, won't happen again. I won't share anymore of my experiences. If I thought I'd get this type of reaction, that I wouldn't have even said anything, but understand this like I said, I didn't know ANYTHING about satanism back then! <img>  <img>  I am SO very sorry if I offended anyone, wasn't intended.

#12

And they came to my place too.

They said "we are bringing you the light".

I've replied ," thanks I've already got electricity" while closing the

door.





--- In , "PamelaL" <evilalien@... wrote:

I forgot to mention, a bunch of jw women came knocking on my door while I was watching Steve Wilkos and tried to bombarde me with their filth. I told them I was a Spiritual Satanist and nothing was going to change that. THey looked surprised and I told them to their face what I thought of their god and they did not know what to say because I provided logical evidence that he does not exist.So I was lolin all day

#13

Why not ask them to pay your electric bill?   HAIL SATAN

From: kingd <kingduparking@...
To:
Sent: Sun, October 31, 2010 2:56:26 PM
Subject: Re: Jehovah's Witnesses came to my door last week

And they came to my place too.

They said "we are bringing you the light".

I've replied ," thanks I've already got electricity" while closing the

door.

--- In , "PamelaL" <evilalien@... wrote:

I forgot to mention, a bunch of jw women came knocking on my door while I was watching Steve Wilkos and tried to bombarde me with their filth. I told them I was a Spiritual Satanist and nothing was going to change that. THey looked surprised and I told them to their face what I thought of their god and they did not know what to say because I provided logical evidence that he does not exist.So I was lolin all day

#15

I had two female JW come to my door before. They were so
nervous and scared they forgot what they were going to say
and was stuttering. I didn't even say anything to them.
I had opened the door before the glass and steel door
and a mail slot is on that door. They wanted to give
me one of there pamphlets, but they ended up putting
it threw the mail slot. So I tore it up and threw it
in the trash can.

Hail Satan!!! Hail Azazel!!! Hail the Gods of Duat!!!