How old is satan?

[life.confuses]

I wanted to know how old satan is. I ask because science teaches humans are upto 1.8M years old:


Homo ergaster is an extinct chronospecies of Homo that lived in eastern and southern Africa during the early Pleistocene, between 1.8 million and 1.3 million years ago (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_ergaster)

whereas the joyofsatan website suggests he is only 500k years old. clearly since satanism is the original belief of humankind its impossible for humans to be older than satan

 

[Igor Bedzor]

I think it's around 1 Million or more.
Do not quote me on this though I'm not sure where I remember this from

On Sun, Feb 10, 2013 at 11:58 AM, life.confuses <life.confuses@... wrote:

  I wanted to know how old satan is. I ask because science teaches humans are upto 1.8M years old:

Homo ergaster is an extinct chronospecies of Homo that lived in eastern and southern Africa during the early Pleistocene, between 1.8 million and 1.3 million years ago (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_ergaster)

whereas the joyofsatan website suggests he is only 500k years old. clearly since satanism is the original belief of humankind its impossible for humans to be older than satan

 

[hailazazel]

Why do you even ask this?
Trust in JoS, not wikipedia.

HAIL SATAN!!

--- In , "life.confuses" wrote:

I wanted to know how old satan is. I ask because science teaches humans are upto 1.8M years old:


Homo ergaster is an extinct chronospecies of Homo that lived in eastern and southern Africa during the early Pleistocene, between 1.8 million and 1.3 million years ago (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_ergaster)

whereas the joyofsatan website suggests he is only 500k years old. clearly since satanism is the original belief of humankind its impossible for humans to be older than satan

 

[Brian Gibbons]

From: Igor Bedzor <igorbedzor@...;
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Subject: Re: How old is satan?
Sent: Sun, Feb 10, 2013 5:18:09 PM

<td val[/IMG]   I think it's around 1 Million or more.
Do not quote me on this though I'm not sure where I remember this from

On Sun, Feb 10, 2013 at 11:58 A[/IMG]life.confuses@... wrote:

  I wanted to know how old satan is. I ask because science teaches humans are upto 1.8M years old:

Homo ergaster is an extinct chronospecies of Homo that lived in eastern and southern Africa during the early Pleistocene, between 1.8 million and 1.3 million years ago (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_ergaster)

whereas the joyofsatan website suggests he is only 500k years old. clearly since satanism is the original belief of humankind its impossible for humans to be older than satan

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[shatter..]

Considering He is our god, wouldn't he have been around forever?

--- In , Igor Bedzor wrote:

I think it's around 1 Million or more.

Do not quote me on this though I'm not sure where I remember this from

On Sun, Feb 10, 2013 at 11:58 AM, life.confuses wrote:

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I wanted to know how old satan is. I ask because science teaches humans
are upto 1.8M years old:

Homo ergaster is an extinct chronospecies of Homo that lived in eastern
and southern Africa during the early Pleistocene, between 1.8 million and
1.3 million years ago (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_ergaster)

whereas the joyofsatan website suggests he is only 500k years old. clearly
since satanism is the original belief of humankind its impossible for
humans to be older than satan

 

[Daniel Simonsen]

"I was, am now, and shall have no end." -Al Jilwah Chapter 1 Line 1

 

[ch_3_coo]

Homo ergaster is not the human species. Satan is over 500k earth years. He is not the oldest being in the universe.

--- In , "life.confuses" wrote:

I wanted to know how old satan is. I ask because science teaches humans are upto 1.8M years old:


Homo ergaster is an extinct chronospecies of Homo that lived in eastern and southern Africa during the early Pleistocene, between 1.8 million and 1.3 million years ago (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_ergaster)

whereas the joyofsatan website suggests he is only 500k years old. clearly since satanism is the original belief of humankind its impossible for humans to be older than satan