Hilarious Islamic foolishness

[chalchiuhnenetzin]

San Francisco -- "Breasts were big on Facebook on Monday as a female blogger called on women to prove wrong an Iranian cleric who preached that cleavage causes earthquakes."

We all know history is replete with craziness in the name of religion, but what comes out of Iran takes the cake for pure humor.

Apparently, the idiot claimed that the size of women's breasts & the resultant cleavage is the cause of earthquakes and other underground "misbehavior". Anything that shakes, moves, sinks, rises, explodes, erupts, or caves in below the surface--caverns, caves, tunnels, subterranean lakes & rivers, volcanos, etc. & even mines -- is all the fault of us women & our iconic mammaries.

My conscience is clear though: I've never worked underground! I'd hate to think I was taking the instruments -- both of 'em! LOL -- of everyone's possible demise down with me! (I'v known plenty of miners & not one of them has ever come with THAT as a reason for the inherent riskiness of their profession!)

But I think the deluded fool believes that just HAVING boobs is the cause of all that damage, no matter where you take them. LOL

Seriously, however, knowing how extremist they are in Iran, I fear they might start cutting off women's breasts every time the earth moves even a smidgen -- and their country is smack dab on top of several fault lines.

I can't begin to express the gratitude and relief I'll feel when these nefarious jew-spawned religions are over and done with.

 

[thesataniclazy]

Yeah all those muslims are the craziest of them all lol.


Hail Father Satan and The Gods of Old!!!!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "chalchiuhnenetzin" <jaguarcat2002@... wrote:

San Francisco -- "Breasts were big on Facebook on Monday as a female blogger called on women to prove wrong an Iranian cleric who preached that cleavage causes earthquakes."

We all know history is replete with craziness in the name of religion, but what comes out of Iran takes the cake for pure humor.

Apparently, the idiot claimed that the size of women's breasts & the resultant cleavage is the cause of earthquakes and other underground "misbehavior". Anything that shakes, moves, sinks, rises, explodes, erupts, or caves in below the surface--caverns, caves, tunnels, subterranean lakes & rivers, volcanos, etc. & even mines -- is all the fault of us women & our iconic mammaries.

My conscience is clear though: I've never worked underground! I'd hate to think I was taking the instruments -- both of 'em! LOL -- of everyone's possible demise down with me! (I'v known plenty of miners & not one of them has ever come with THAT as a reason for the inherent riskiness of their profession!)

But I think the deluded fool believes that just HAVING boobs is the cause of all that damage, no matter where you take them. LOL

Seriously, however, knowing how extremist they are in Iran, I fear they might start cutting off women's breasts every time the earth moves even a smidgen -- and their country is smack dab on top of several fault lines.

I can't begin to express the gratitude and relief I'll feel when these nefarious jew-spawned religions are over and done with.

 

[wynterwatcher]

This is probably just some meathead jealous that he doesn't have his own to play with. Or his mate hasn't given him any lately so he is angry and throwing a tantrum.

Maybe we should send him a cake in the shape of breasts with writing that says "bite me"!

Hail Satan!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "chalchiuhnenetzin" <jaguarcat2002@... wrote:

San Francisco -- "Breasts were big on Facebook on Monday as a female blogger called on women to prove wrong an Iranian cleric who preached that cleavage causes earthquakes."

We all know history is replete with craziness in the name of religion, but what comes out of Iran takes the cake for pure humor.

Apparently, the idiot claimed that the size of women's breasts & the resultant cleavage is the cause of earthquakes and other underground "misbehavior". Anything that shakes, moves, sinks, rises, explodes, erupts, or caves in below the surface--caverns, caves, tunnels, subterranean lakes & rivers, volcanos, etc. & even mines -- is all the fault of us women & our iconic mammaries.

My conscience is clear though: I've never worked underground! I'd hate to think I was taking the instruments -- both of 'em! LOL -- of everyone's possible demise down with me! (I'v known plenty of miners & not one of them has ever come with THAT as a reason for the inherent riskiness of their profession!)

But I think the deluded fool believes that just HAVING boobs is the cause of all that damage, no matter where you take them. LOL

Seriously, however, knowing how extremist they are in Iran, I fear they might start cutting off women's breasts every time the earth moves even a smidgen -- and their country is smack dab on top of several fault lines.

I can't begin to express the gratitude and relief I'll feel when these nefarious jew-spawned religions are over and done with.

 

[vanessa1]

in response to this highly ridiculous retard...

OH YA!!so boobs make earthquakes, eh!!? then why does japan have earthquakes at all!?!
has this guy ever been to hooters!?! cause,dam! so much boob in one place should have taken half the country down by now!!!

this is the purest BS that i have heard of in a while!XD

this is what i find weird, how can people be so dumb, SO DUMB and not be killed off by natural selection? i would really like to know this!_<!!

HAIL SATAN!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "chalchiuhnenetzin" <jaguarcat2002@... wrote:

San Francisco -- "Breasts were big on Facebook on Monday as a female blogger called on women to prove wrong an Iranian cleric who preached that cleavage causes earthquakes."

We all know history is replete with craziness in the name of religion, but what comes out of Iran takes the cake for pure humor.

Apparently, the idiot claimed that the size of women's breasts & the resultant cleavage is the cause of earthquakes and other underground "misbehavior". Anything that shakes, moves, sinks, rises, explodes, erupts, or caves in below the surface--caverns, caves, tunnels, subterranean lakes & rivers, volcanos, etc. & even mines -- is all the fault of us women & our iconic mammaries.

My conscience is clear though: I've never worked underground! I'd hate to think I was taking the instruments -- both of 'em! LOL -- of everyone's possible demise down with me! (I'v known plenty of miners & not one of them has ever come with THAT as a reason for the inherent riskiness of their profession!)

But I think the deluded fool believes that just HAVING boobs is the cause of all that damage, no matter where you take them. LOL

Seriously, however, knowing how extremist they are in Iran, I fear they might start cutting off women's breasts every time the earth moves even a smidgen -- and their country is smack dab on top of several fault lines.

I can't begin to express the gratitude and relief I'll feel when these nefarious jew-spawned religions are over and done with.

 

[daitsun99]

I found his quote, the islamic idiot said "Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes."

OK, lets say the 3 things "lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society" are legit consequences of the ways some women dress, how does he jump from that to the conclusion the whole thing creates earthquakes?Damn LOL.

http://mashable.com/2010/04/25/boobquake/

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "chalchiuhnenetzin" <jaguarcat2002@... wrote:

San Francisco -- "Breasts were big on Facebook on Monday as a female blogger called on women to prove wrong an Iranian cleric who preached that cleavage causes earthquakes."

We all know history is replete with craziness in the name of religion, but what comes out of Iran takes the cake for pure humor.

Apparently, the idiot claimed that the size of women's breasts & the resultant cleavage is the cause of earthquakes and other underground "misbehavior". Anything that shakes, moves, sinks, rises, explodes, erupts, or caves in below the surface--caverns, caves, tunnels, subterranean lakes & rivers, volcanos, etc. & even mines -- is all the fault of us women & our iconic mammaries.

My conscience is clear though: I've never worked underground! I'd hate to think I was taking the instruments -- both of 'em! LOL -- of everyone's possible demise down with me! (I'v known plenty of miners & not one of them has ever come with THAT as a reason for the inherent riskiness of their profession!)

But I think the deluded fool believes that just HAVING boobs is the cause of all that damage, no matter where you take them. LOL

Seriously, however, knowing how extremist they are in Iran, I fear they might start cutting off women's breasts every time the earth moves even a smidgen -- and their country is smack dab on top of several fault lines.

I can't begin to express the gratitude and relief I'll feel when these nefarious jew-spawned religions are over and done with.

 

[Ayden Storm]

*laughs so hard his sides actually split open, guts fall out*   From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of daitsun99
Sent: Tuesday, April 27, 2010 11:43 AM
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Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: Hilarious Islamic foolishness     I found his quote, the islamic idiot said "Many women who do not dress modestly &#8230; lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes."

OK, lets say the 3 things "lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society" are legit consequences of the ways some women dress, how does he jump from that to the conclusion the whole thing creates earthquakes?Damn LOL.

http://mashable.com/2010/04/25/boobquake/

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "chalchiuhnenetzin" <jaguarcat2002@... wrote:

San Francisco -- "Breasts were big on Facebook on Monday as a female

blogger called on women to prove wrong an Iranian cleric who preached that cleavage causes earthquakes."

We all know history is replete with craziness in the name of religion, but

what comes out of Iran takes the cake for pure humor.

Apparently, the idiot claimed that the size of women's breasts & the

resultant cleavage is the cause of earthquakes and other underground "misbehavior". Anything that shakes, moves, sinks, rises, explodes, erupts, or caves in below the surface--caverns, caves, tunnels, subterranean lakes & rivers, volcanos, etc. & even mines -- is all the fault of us women & our iconic mammaries.

My conscience is clear though: I've never worked underground! I'd hate to

think I was taking the instruments -- both of 'em! LOL -- of everyone's possible demise down with me! (I'v known plenty of miners & not one of them has ever come with THAT as a reason for the inherent riskiness of their profession!)

But I think the deluded fool believes that just HAVING boobs is the cause

of all that damage, no matter where you take them. LOL

Seriously, however, knowing how extremist they are in Iran, I fear they

might start cutting off women's breasts every time the earth moves even a smidgen -- and their country is smack dab on top of several fault lines.

I can't begin to express the gratitude and relief I'll feel when these

nefarious jew-spawned religions are over and done with.
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