chalchiuhnenetzin
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San Francisco -- "Breasts were big on Facebook on Monday as a female blogger called on women to prove wrong an Iranian cleric who preached that cleavage causes earthquakes."
We all know history is replete with craziness in the name of religion, but what comes out of Iran takes the cake for pure humor.
Apparently, the idiot claimed that the size of women's breasts & the resultant cleavage is the cause of earthquakes and other underground "misbehavior". Anything that shakes, moves, sinks, rises, explodes, erupts, or caves in below the surface--caverns, caves, tunnels, subterranean lakes & rivers, volcanos, etc. & even mines -- is all the fault of us women & our iconic mammaries.
My conscience is clear though: I've never worked underground! I'd hate to think I was taking the instruments -- both of 'em! LOL -- of everyone's possible demise down with me! (I'v known plenty of miners & not one of them has ever come with THAT as a reason for the inherent riskiness of their profession!)
But I think the deluded fool believes that just HAVING boobs is the cause of all that damage, no matter where you take them. LOL
Seriously, however, knowing how extremist they are in Iran, I fear they might start cutting off women's breasts every time the earth moves even a smidgen -- and their country is smack dab on top of several fault lines.
I can't begin to express the gratitude and relief I'll feel when these nefarious jew-spawned religions are over and done with.
We all know history is replete with craziness in the name of religion, but what comes out of Iran takes the cake for pure humor.
Apparently, the idiot claimed that the size of women's breasts & the resultant cleavage is the cause of earthquakes and other underground "misbehavior". Anything that shakes, moves, sinks, rises, explodes, erupts, or caves in below the surface--caverns, caves, tunnels, subterranean lakes & rivers, volcanos, etc. & even mines -- is all the fault of us women & our iconic mammaries.
My conscience is clear though: I've never worked underground! I'd hate to think I was taking the instruments -- both of 'em! LOL -- of everyone's possible demise down with me! (I'v known plenty of miners & not one of them has ever come with THAT as a reason for the inherent riskiness of their profession!)
But I think the deluded fool believes that just HAVING boobs is the cause of all that damage, no matter where you take them. LOL
Seriously, however, knowing how extremist they are in Iran, I fear they might start cutting off women's breasts every time the earth moves even a smidgen -- and their country is smack dab on top of several fault lines.
I can't begin to express the gratitude and relief I'll feel when these nefarious jew-spawned religions are over and done with.