here is what i told a christian

[bobby pellegrin]

One day I was leaving work one coworker who is a christian told me the next day.Why i was looking at the girl in tight shorts?he said looking at her is just as saying i had sex with her.I told him ok next time I will look at a girl and stop her tell her I was looking at her and I will go to hell why not make it worth my wild I told him..He said any lust needs to be confessed.Ok I told him well I am sure in the mornings at times you wake up with a hard on all of a sudden you must of been lusting whiile you was asleep.why don't you go to your priest and tell him you confessed you had morning wood this morning?he shutted up

 

[karima Nrsimha-hall]

 

[hail.enki]

i wonder if your coworker went to a priest to confess his morning wood? Ask him!

 

[hammerofthegods_666]

I remember in Beavis and Butthead Do America, after getting on the wrong bus where there were no one but nuns, they ended up in a Catholic church and went into the confessionals pretending to be priests.

A guy was telling Butthead- the priest, about looking a pornography or something like that and Butthead said "Was she hot?" Beavis- the priest, on the other hand had a guy saying that he cheated on his wife or something like that. (I haven't seen the movie in a really long time and can't remember the specifics). So Beavis says "I want you to do a thousand Hail Mary's and I want you to hit yourself!!!!" The guy said "Like this?" "NO HARDER!!" Eventually, you heard the guy crying "OW!!" LOL. Good times.

High Priest Jake Carlson
http://www.joyofsatan.com

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "hail.enki" <hail.enki@... wrote:

i wonder if your coworker went to a priest to confess his morning wood? Ask him!