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Jeremy Terry

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#1 whenever entering a catholic church try to bring a small vial of two week old urine and add this to the basin of holy water to insure that it is pure since your urine is most likely cleaner than the water within this holy water basin/with doing this you have assisted both yourself by getting rid of the Nasty vial of urine and getting a laugh out of the priest washing his face with the water. #2 which will be posted tommorow will bring smiles to all my brothers and sisters in Satan.. Hail Satan hail haures

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#1 whenever entering a catholic church try to bring a small vial of two week old urine and add this to the basin of holy water to insure that it is pure since your urine is most likely cleaner than the water within this holy water basin/with doing this you have assisted both yourself by getting rid of the Nasty vial of urine and getting a laugh out of the priest washing his face with the water. #2 which will be posted tommorow will bring smiles to all my brothers and sisters in Satan.. Hail Satan hail haures

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Great idea, im doing this next time i have to go to church
 
Stink bombs work very well. When I was a kid my friend popped one and the smell could have killed a beauty queen, the smell was unbearable. I don't know if anyone ever popped one in a church though. It would be a glorious feat if all of you tried it in churches. I mean certainly, worshiping Jesus with a fouling smell in the background would be like worshiping dog excretion.

Hail Satan!
 

Al Jilwah: Chapter IV

"It is my desire that all my followers unite in a bond of unity, lest those who are without prevail against them." - Shaitan

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