angryshaman666
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Some asshole mormons were beating on my door. This guy had the same fake retarded smile on his face
and had the audacity to bring his 6 year old son to disarm me from telling him to eat shit.I was in the bathroom before this and so I was already furious at this asshat beating on my door only to find this jackass peddling his mormon shit and bible.So I pulled out my combat knives and told him to get the fuck off my property and never come back.I told his son to never become like his dad and that this asshole would get him killed one day (xian "teachings" ARE suicide incarnate)2 months later I'm at the bus stop and 2 mormons are AGAIN trying to peddle their hory bibul and I told them to eat shit. So then they keep pushing it before I threaten to eat their souls XD
They immediately dropped the fake smiles and even though I sat on the other end of the bus they were glaring at me the whole time.I got the feeling they'd have tried to jump me if there weren't other people around and even then I could sense their hostility. I was also twice their size and I ALWAYS carry knives in case of muggers or rabid dogs.
The next year I recall 2 instances where the black folk church down the street BEATS MY DOOR RETARDED and dumps an assload of pamphlets on my porch. I AGAIN had to threaten them with deadly force to make them leave! A month later the same church sends a woman this time to do the same thing! I chase them off only to find them dumping pamphlets on my porch when they thought I wasnt looking!
I also noticed all the local promoters for democrats have the EXACT SAME METHOD of trying to annoy you into voting for their candidates and every time I tell them I'm not a registered voter they still keep trying until I threaten them with deadly force to get off my property.
Xians never take no for an answer until you threaten them or mention Satan. And then they still try to harass you.A classmate of mine had a similar occurrence with a bible salesman I nominate for most annoying asshole bible peddler to date (and hopefully a future darwin award) where this moron waits until exactly 7 AM, beats on the door tries to sell this shit while he's barely awake and he came back for 7 days straight doing the exact same thing.The 6th day he tells this xian retard "If you come back here again I am going to kill you right on my front porch. DO NOT COME BACK"Day 7. This idiot comes back only this time my classmate had a hilarious prank in mind to finally drive him away for good (and make this xian shit his pants)He puts on a psycho clown mask and has a huge butcher knife in his hands, opens the door and just waves and says "hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" while laughing.
This peddler goes pitch white, screams "oh shit!", pisses his pants and runs away, drives off and never comes back XD
Anyone else have some enlightening stories about the ridiculous and annoying things bible peddlers have done?Either way I always have a field day telling these retarded xians off.
HAIL SATAN!
and had the audacity to bring his 6 year old son to disarm me from telling him to eat shit.I was in the bathroom before this and so I was already furious at this asshat beating on my door only to find this jackass peddling his mormon shit and bible.So I pulled out my combat knives and told him to get the fuck off my property and never come back.I told his son to never become like his dad and that this asshole would get him killed one day (xian "teachings" ARE suicide incarnate)2 months later I'm at the bus stop and 2 mormons are AGAIN trying to peddle their hory bibul and I told them to eat shit. So then they keep pushing it before I threaten to eat their souls XD
They immediately dropped the fake smiles and even though I sat on the other end of the bus they were glaring at me the whole time.I got the feeling they'd have tried to jump me if there weren't other people around and even then I could sense their hostility. I was also twice their size and I ALWAYS carry knives in case of muggers or rabid dogs.
The next year I recall 2 instances where the black folk church down the street BEATS MY DOOR RETARDED and dumps an assload of pamphlets on my porch. I AGAIN had to threaten them with deadly force to make them leave! A month later the same church sends a woman this time to do the same thing! I chase them off only to find them dumping pamphlets on my porch when they thought I wasnt looking!
I also noticed all the local promoters for democrats have the EXACT SAME METHOD of trying to annoy you into voting for their candidates and every time I tell them I'm not a registered voter they still keep trying until I threaten them with deadly force to get off my property.
Xians never take no for an answer until you threaten them or mention Satan. And then they still try to harass you.A classmate of mine had a similar occurrence with a bible salesman I nominate for most annoying asshole bible peddler to date (and hopefully a future darwin award) where this moron waits until exactly 7 AM, beats on the door tries to sell this shit while he's barely awake and he came back for 7 days straight doing the exact same thing.The 6th day he tells this xian retard "If you come back here again I am going to kill you right on my front porch. DO NOT COME BACK"Day 7. This idiot comes back only this time my classmate had a hilarious prank in mind to finally drive him away for good (and make this xian shit his pants)He puts on a psycho clown mask and has a huge butcher knife in his hands, opens the door and just waves and says "hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" while laughing.
This peddler goes pitch white, screams "oh shit!", pisses his pants and runs away, drives off and never comes back XD
Anyone else have some enlightening stories about the ridiculous and annoying things bible peddlers have done?Either way I always have a field day telling these retarded xians off.
HAIL SATAN!