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Brian

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Well I just freaked the fuck out of some xtian teens,that came to invite us to church.Now the whole neighborhood knows my little secret.
When they said,would you like to come to our church,I said no thank you,I am a Satanist.They just looked at each other then back at me and left my door.Their parents put them up to it,who were working down the street.Those were the ones I used to get our home cleared of tree's Assholes!Did they really think that stunt would lead me to their foul nazarene.Idiots!!!!!!!!
Hail Satan!
Brian
 
<td val[/IMG]When I went to go to my car,I found that the little shit's,had put a bunch of xtian tract's on my windshield.Now I guess next I will have to deal with prayer attacks.But let them bring it on,I will burn them with the bluest,hottest,energy,those dam angels have ever felt.
Hail Satan!
Brian


--- On Wed, 6/8/11, Brian <briangibbons20@... wrote:
From: Brian <briangibbons20@...
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] church invite
To: [email protected]
Date: Wednesday, June 8, 2011, 6:05 PM

  Well I just freaked the fuck out of some xtian teens,that came to invite us to church.Now the whole neighborhood knows my little secret.
When they said,would you like to come to our church,I said no thank you,I am a Satanist.They just looked at each other then back at me and left my door.Their parents put them up to it,who were working down the street.Those were the ones I used to get our home cleared of tree's Assholes!Did they really think that stunt would lead me to their foul nazarene.Idiots!!!!!!!!
Hail Satan!
Brian
[/TD]
 
They're nothing if not persistent ... Let 'er rip, Brian! We don't have to put up with these intrusions; it's time they learned their place -- and that's NOT with us!


--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Brian Gibbons <briangibbons20@... wrote:

When I went to go to my car,I found that the little shit's,had put a bunch of xtian tract's on my windshield.Now I guess next I will have to deal with prayer attacks.But let them bring it on,I will burn them with the bluest,hottest,energy,those dam angels have ever felt.
Hail Satan!
Brian


--- On Wed, 6/8/11, Brian <briangibbons20@... wrote:

From: Brian <briangibbons20@...
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] church invite
To: [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]
Date: Wednesday, June 8, 2011, 6:05 PM
















 









Well I just freaked the fuck out of some xtian teens,that came to invite us to church.Now the whole neighborhood knows my little secret.

When they said,would you like to come to our church,I said no thank you,I am a Satanist.They just looked at each other then back at me and left my door.Their parents put them up to it,who were working down the street.Those were the ones I used to get our home cleared of tree's Assholes!Did they really think that stunt would lead me to their foul nazarene.Idiots!!!!!!!!

Hail Satan!

Brian
 
<td val[/IMG]ya and what they really hate is,I have never been one to hold back what I have to say,for hurting their poor little feelings.How dare their parents send them too me,rather than approaching me their-selves.weaklings! I dare,no double their folks to approach me,so them what I really think of their weak little god.
Hail Satan!
Brian

--- On Wed, 6/8/11, chalchiuhnenetzin <jaguarcat2002@... wrote:
From: chalchiuhnenetzin <jaguarcat2002@...
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: church invite
To: [email protected]
Date: Wednesday, June 8, 2011, 8:10 PM

  They're nothing if not persistent ... Let 'er rip, Brian! We don't have to put up with these intrusions; it's time they learned their place -- and that's NOT with us!

--- [/IMG][email protected], Brian Gibbons <briangibbons20@... wrote:

When I went to go to my car,I found that the little shit's,had put a bunch of xtian tract's on my windshield.Now I guess next I will have to deal with prayer attacks.But let them bring it on,I will burn them with the bluest,hottest,energy,those dam angels have ever felt.
Hail Satan!
Brian


--- On Wed, 6/8/11, Brian <briangibbons20@... wrote:

From: Brian <briangibbons20@...
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] church invite
To: <a rel="nofollow">[email protected]
Date: Wednesday, June 8, 2011, 6:05 PM
















 









Well I just freaked the fuck out of some xtian teens,that came to invite us to church.Now the whole neighborhood knows my little secret.

When they said,would you like to come to our church,I said no thank you,I am a Satanist.They just looked at each other then back at me and left my door.Their parents put them up to it,who were working down the street.Those were the ones I used to get our home cleared of tree's Assholes!Did they really think that stunt would lead me to their foul nazarene.Idiots!!!!!!!!

Hail Satan!

Brian
[/TD]
 
Lol those people are kinda funny. I always say "no thanks im not retarded" or something lol. And I know this one guy when they come back a lot and he would just get completely naked and pretend he was interested and ask them inside. Lolacaust!

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "Brian" <briangibbons20@... wrote:

Well I just freaked the fuck out of some xtian teens,that came to invite us to church.Now the whole neighborhood knows my little secret.
When they said,would you like to come to our church,I said no thank you,I am a Satanist.They just looked at each other then back at me and left my door.Their parents put them up to it,who were working down the street.Those were the ones I used to get our home cleared of tree's Assholes!Did they really think that stunt would lead me to their foul nazarene.Idiots!!!!!!!!
Hail Satan!
Brian
 
I actually think you can get them for vandalism, for putting tracts on your car....then again, I don't know what type of city ordinances your town has, but it's worth looking into.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "Brian" <briangibbons20@... wrote:

Well I just freaked the fuck out of some xtian teens,that came to invite us to church.Now the whole neighborhood knows my little secret.
When they said,would you like to come to our church,I said no thank you,I am a Satanist.They just looked at each other then back at me and left my door.Their parents put them up to it,who were working down the street.Those were the ones I used to get our home cleared of tree's Assholes!Did they really think that stunt would lead me to their foul nazarene.Idiots!!!!!!!!
Hail Satan!
Brian
 
<td val[/IMG]Thanks that would be an idea.
Hail Satan!
Brian

--- On Thu, 6/9/11, Siatris <rammesses666@... wrote:
From: Siatris <rammesses666@...
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: church invite
To: [email protected]
Date: Thursday, June 9, 2011, 1:11 AM

  I actually think you can get them for vandalism, for putting tracts on your car....then again, I don't know what type of city ordinances your town has, but it's worth looking into.

--- [/IMG][email protected], "Brian" <briangibbons20@... wrote:

Well I just freaked the fuck out of some xtian teens,that came to invite us to church.Now the whole neighborhood knows my little secret.
When they said,would you like to come to our church,I said no thank you,I am a Satanist.They just looked at each other then back at me and left my door.Their parents put them up to it,who were working down the street.Those were the ones I used to get our home cleared of tree's Assholes!Did they really think that stunt would lead me to their foul nazarene.Idiots!!!!!!!!
Hail Satan!
Brian
[/TD]
 
Lol! Nice! Good for you, Brother! Hail Father Satan!

On 6/8/11, Brian Gibbons <briangibbons20@... wrote:
Thanks that would be an idea.
Hail Satan!
Brian

--- On Thu, 6/9/11, Siatris <rammesses666@... wrote:

From: Siatris <rammesses666@...
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: church invite
To: [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]
Date: Thursday, June 9, 2011, 1:11 AM


























I actually think you can get them for vandalism, for putting tracts on
your car....then again, I don't know what type of city ordinances your town
has, but it's worth looking into.



--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "Brian" <briangibbons20@... wrote:



Well I just freaked the fuck out of some xtian teens,that came to invite
us to church.Now the whole neighborhood knows my little secret.

When they said,would you like to come to our church,I said no thank you,I
am a Satanist.They just looked at each other then back at me and left my
door.Their parents put them up to it,who were working down the
street.Those were the ones I used to get our home cleared of tree's
Assholes!Did they really think that stunt would lead me to their foul
nazarene.Idiots!!!!!!!!

Hail Satan!

Brian
 
Since the little sheep touched those "tracts" they are a direct link back to them.

A little bit of fire and a little bit of visualization could work wonders.

Heh
Heh...

Self righteous fucks..

Hail Satan.


--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Brian Gibbons <briangibbons20@... wrote:

When I went to go to my car,I found that the little shit's,had put a bunch of xtian tract's on my windshield.Now I guess next I will have to deal with prayer attacks.But let them bring it on,I will burn them with the bluest,hottest,energy,those dam angels have ever felt.
Hail Satan!
Brian


--- On Wed, 6/8/11, Brian <briangibbons20@... wrote:

From: Brian <briangibbons20@...
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] church invite
To: [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]
Date: Wednesday, June 8, 2011, 6:05 PM
















 









Well I just freaked the fuck out of some xtian teens,that came to invite us to church.Now the whole neighborhood knows my little secret.

When they said,would you like to come to our church,I said no thank you,I am a Satanist.They just looked at each other then back at me and left my door.Their parents put them up to it,who were working down the street.Those were the ones I used to get our home cleared of tree's Assholes!Did they really think that stunt would lead me to their foul nazarene.Idiots!!!!!!!!

Hail Satan!

Brian
 
I know what you mean. Self righteous xtians with their "save your soul from damnation"bullshit.I have family that "pray"for me to help me see the wrong direction I am taking since I dont follow their god anymore.At least they don't preach to me anymore since I laid out the way I feel about it.I havent had anyone come to my door yet,but Im ready for them.
Hail Satan!
--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "netspectre101" <netspectre101@... wrote:

Since the little sheep touched those "tracts" they are a direct link back to them.

A little bit of fire and a little bit of visualization could work wonders.

Heh
Heh...

Self righteous fucks..

Hail Satan.


--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], Brian Gibbons <briangibbons20@ wrote:

When I went to go to my car,I found that the little shit's,had put a bunch of xtian tract's on my windshield.Now I guess next I will have to deal with prayer attacks.But let them bring it on,I will burn them with the bluest,hottest,energy,those dam angels have ever felt.
Hail Satan!
Brian


--- On Wed, 6/8/11, Brian <briangibbons20@ wrote:

From: Brian <briangibbons20@
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] church invite
To: [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url]
Date: Wednesday, June 8, 2011, 6:05 PM
















 









Well I just freaked the fuck out of some xtian teens,that came to invite us to church.Now the whole neighborhood knows my little secret.

When they said,would you like to come to our church,I said no thank you,I am a Satanist.They just looked at each other then back at me and left my door.Their parents put them up to it,who were working down the street.Those were the ones I used to get our home cleared of tree's Assholes!Did they really think that stunt would lead me to their foul nazarene.Idiots!!!!!!!!

Hail Satan!

Brian
 

Al Jilwah: Chapter IV

"It is my desire that all my followers unite in a bond of unity, lest those who are without prevail against them." - Shaitan

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